jane: Hello baby
Chris: hey
jane: how are you doing today?
Chris: doing well, thank you – and you?
jane: That Nice
Chris: I forgot - where are you from?
jane: am From Texas in dallas ..But now am Lagos Nigeria to see my sick mom And Also Just Finished my Masters Ecomics
(must be a new internet thing, e-comics)
Chris: really? Where did you attend school?
jane: in the State were are u from?
(hmmm… she seemed to breeze right through that one.)
Chris: California
jane: That Nice what is ur name?
Chris: Chris
jane: hav u heard About Lagos Nigeria Here before online ??
Chris: Nigeria? yes
jane: That Nice ..But have u Meet Any Girls here online Before that u are talk with that from Lagos Nigeria?
(about this masters degree – did you write your own thesis?)
Chris: yes, met one from Nigeria but she was a scam artist
jane: Oh ,,,What Do u mean Scam?
Chris: Scam artist - a person who lies and tries to take money from others.
jane: Now i know u will be think am Also Scam if u Say so ..But i want u to know that am New here i dont know Anythink about here
Chris: I was simply telling you about another person I met from Nigeria - was not referring to you
jane: Okay... But if u can help me to come back homee i wil love to meet u that is only think i can Ask from u
(the hook)
Chris: and how can I help?
(Here it comes)
jane: Just i want u to help me to come back home only to pay 4 my fly ticket
(wow, just pay for your fly ticket? That’s it?)
Chris: how much are fly ticket?
jane: Just the Fly Ticket it will Cost 1500$..But now i have only 700$ here i dont know if u can try ur best 4 me
Chris: well, where should I send the money?
(Might as well play along.)
jane: Oh baby ..How Much Can u Send it?
Chris: actually, I don't have any money - but when I get some, I will send it
jane: Good ...baby When Are you going to get it?
Chris: well, I'm not sure -
jane: Just Tell me the Date so that i can get to the Embassy to Explan to them there baby
Chris: Well, I'm constantly looking for money making opportunities
jane: Okay
Chris: I will stay in touch with you on this matter of importance. will you send me pictures?
jane: Yes baby am Going send it ..But i want u to know that it is Late here maybe it will be later tomorrow Nite we can Talk Again
Chris: maybe we can talk tomorrow
jane: but am not Faul u about the Money..Because i know Money is not a Love am Just am Looking 4 the Right man Who will take care of me And make me Happy in the Rest of my life so that When i come back home we can Meet each other in person
Chris: yeah, sure
jane: oh baby..i missed u so much
(and once again, my irresistible nature wins another heart)