Made in Germany with Italian Parts but all American (Military brat)
Living in Texas while missing my mountains of Colorado.
Trying to find some laughs while balancing a business


---* No one reads this anyways---*
I am abrasive ..I dont think of it as a bad thing..it is a gift ..sarcasm is an art and I love people who can make me laugh. I have a low tolerance for stupidity...some take it as me being a bitch ..but really I am just standing up for my belief that the gene pool needs to be cleansed.


If you get in my SB and ask to cam or something of the sort ..you will probably be told about my magnificent cock and asked if you swallow ..this will lead to a blog to allow my friends a laugh at your expense.


The best part if writing this about me is that most people will not read it....and will do what is stated above. I will not stroke your ego or give you beautiful empty words to make You feel validated ..I am not that girl...If I am your friend you should not need some bullshit ego stroking daily....high maintenance is not cool.