You might be a Redneck if...your 1 year old has more teeth than you do.
Thanks to Jeff Foxworthy, I've decided that Fubar, is in need of it's own version of this. This would be an original idea, please do NOT copy and paste/mimick this. If you can come up with your own, please sb or pm me and I'd be more than happy to add it onto here. ENJOY!
You might be a Fubarian if....
1. you're 97yrs old, and posting bikini pics.
2. you run a porn site out of your bedroom.
3. you run straight to your computer after getting paid.
4. your yim&&skype are full of perverted old men.
5. the only pussy you get is cyber.
6. it only takes $100 to be a god.
7. you find yourself "LOL'ing" in reality.
8. you refer to your friends as screen names.
9. jesus stays a baby forever. (where's Ricky bobby when you need him?)
10. after a nice restful sleep, you find a spacebar on your forehead.