SPREADING CHOCOLATE ALL OVER FU..NEW RATES..STOP BACK BY!!!!!

OK Y'ALL....COME N GET YA SOME MORE O THIS "CHOCOLATE"

WELL DAMN..LIT UP THE WRONG SHIT AT WRONG TIME..grrrrrrrrrr...GONNA BE A SLIGHT LUL IN ACTION TILL EVERYTHING CATCHES UP...

RE-RATE---RE-RATE----RE-RATE

COME N GET ME Y'ALL..24 HRS WORTH..LOL COME N GET ME Y'ALL..24 HRS WORTH..LOL

*WHEW*..I ASKED "ALEXA". WHAT DO WOMEN WANT???.......IT'S BEEN NINE DAYS NOW, AND THE BITCH STILL TALKING^^^^

CHINA JUST RELEASED NAMES OF FIRST TWO PEOPLE TO CONTRACT COVID-19..........SUM TING WONG AND HO LE FUK======

HOW MANY OF Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS SHIT GONNA BE OVER IN 2 WEEKS?...RAISE YOUR HAND!!!!!!------------NOW SLAP YOURSELF WITH IT**********

COVID-19 DON'T CARE IF YOU WENT TO MOREHOUSE, CRACK HOUSE, HO HOUSE, OR THE WHITE HOUSE.....YOU BEST KEEP YOUR AZZ IN "YOUR" HOUSE--------

WELL HELL. GUESS I'M GONNA ASK MY MOM IF THAT OFFER TO "SLAP" ME INTO NEXT YEAR, IS STILL ON THE TABLE??...BOUT READY TO ACCEPT AT THIS TIME^^^^^^

OUT GROCERY SHOPPING OTHER MORNING, AND TRIED SO VERY HARD TO SUPPRESS A SNEEZE, SO AS NOT TO GET THOSE GLARES!!!! COULDN'T HOLD IT SO TRIED TO "INTERNALLY" SNEEZE, WHICH CAUSED ME TO FART, PEE A LITTLE N COUGH VIOLENTLY...PEOPLES FACES WENT FROM GLARES, TO TOTAL CONCERN FOR MY LIFE^^^^^^^

WANNA TELL ALL MY FU FAM N FRIENDS TO BE DAMN CAREFUL LEAVING THE BAR IN THE KITCHEN.......THERE'S A DUI CHECK POINT AT CORNER OF HALLWAY N BATHROOM...Y'ALL WATCH OUT*********

JUST FOUND OUT THEY HAVE A BRAND NEW PARISH DOWN IN LOUISIANA.........IT'S CALLED BAYOU- SELF------------

SO I WAS FLYING A KITE N THIS GUY ASKS ME......SO ARE YOU FLYING A KITE???.......I SAID "NOPE, FISHING FOR BIRDS".......(true story)

THEY SAY YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID....WELL WELL WELL..TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T QUARANTINE IT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD GOD. DO Y'ALL REALIZE WE'RE FIGHTING 2 PANDEMICS?????======COVID-19 AND STUPIDITY!!!!!!!!

HUBBY N WIFE IN BED WATCHING WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE....HUBBY SAYS TO WIFE, "WANNA HAVE SEX?"....WIFE SAYS "NO!"....HUBBY SAYS, "IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER?"...WIFE SAYS, "YES"......HUBBY SAYS, "THEN I'D LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND"!!!!!!!!!...............AND THAT'S HOW THE FIGHT GOT STARTED******

*BREAKING NEWS*----A PLANT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT WORKS AGAINST COVID-19!!!!!...... "PLANT YO AZZ ON THAT COUCH, N DON'T LEAVE HOME"^^^^^^^^

EVERYTHING IS CLOSING SO I'M GONNA OPEN UP A "STRIP CLUB/BKFST DINER/DAYCARE CENTER".....GONNA CALL IT=="TITS", "GRITS", N WE "BABY SITS"****

GOT UP THIS MORNING N RAN AROUND THE BLOCK 5 TIMES.....THEN I GOT TIRED AND PICKED THE BLOCK UP, AND PUT IT BACK IN THE TOY BOX^^^^^^^^^^^