BOOTY SHORTS N TANK TOPS thursday---SNOWING, THERMALS N COVERALLS today---back to SHORTS saturday---WTF?????

DATING ME IS QUITE FUN. YOU GET A COMEDIAN, A MENTAL PATIENT, and A PORN STAR all in one..whoopeeeeeee

My car was on E..I put in $20, now it's on E+...grrrrrrrr

62..64..68....-7 below. Temps in Oklahoma in that order.

ACCORDING TO MY NIPPLES SUMMER IS "OVER"!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW OLD WERE WHEN YOU FOUND OUT "LMAO" REALLY MEANT..."LICK ME ALL OVER"!!!

YA KNOW, I'LL EAT A BOWL OF WATER "WITH A FORK" BEFORE I GIVE A DAMN WHAT MOST PEOPLE THINK OF ME!!!!! A FEW HERE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE. THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE............

A CO-WORKER ASKED ME HOW I SLEEP AT NIGHT, KNOWING SOMEONE DON'T LIKE ME...I TOLD HER "WITH MY PANTIES OFF IN CASE THEY WANNA KISS MY ASS"!!!!!!

BLONDE ON FLIGHT FROM FLORIDA TO LA, IN COACH. SHE MOVES TO FIRST CLASS AND IS IMMEDIATELY CONFRONTED BY AN ATTENDANT. "MA'AM YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO COACH, THIS IS FIRST CLASS". SHE SAYS "I'M BLONDE, BEAUTIFUL AND WON'T MOVE"..THIS WENT ON FOR SOME TIME WITH VARIOUS ATTENDANTS. FINALLY CAPTAIN/PILOT WAS TOLD. PILOT SAYS "MY WIFE IS BLONDE, I'LL HANDLE THIS". HE GOES AND WHISPERS IN BLONDE'S EAR. SHE IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO COACH. ATTENDANTS WERE STUNNED AND ASKED PILOT WHAT HE TOLD HER...HIS REPLY::::"I TOLD HER ^FIRST CLASS WASN'T GOING TO LA^"

WELL HELL, I'M QUARANTINED FROM MY KITCHEN TILL 2025...DUE TO THE GREAT BIG ASS VIRUS!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE IS POSTING MEME'S AND TALKING BOUT COMING OUTTA THIS QUARANTINE WITH A NEW SKILL OR SIDE HUSTLE....I'M JUST SITTING HERE WONDERING HOW I NEVER NOTICED, THERE'S A "TURD" IN SATURDAY********

ANYONE NOTICE THEIR PHONES NOT RINGING WITH ROBO/SPAM CALLS????..FUCK THEY LAID OFF TOO...LMMFAO**********

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE SITTING ON THE TOILET, AND SUDDENLY REALIZE THERE AIN'T NO TOILET PAPER, SO YOU GOTTA GET UP, DO THAT "WADDLE" TO GET SOME???.......YEAH OK WELL------I'M DAMN NEAR TO WALMART !!!!!!!!!

CAN US "ESSENTIAL" EMPLOYEES, GET AN "ESSENTIAL" BAR TO HAVE "ESSENTIAL" DRINKS AFTER WORK, BEFORE I "ESSENTIALLY" SLAP A MFer ?????????

CAN US "ESSENTIAL" EMPLOYEES, GET AN "ESSENTIAL" BAR TO HAVE "ESSENTIAL" DRINKS AFTER WORK, BEFORE I "ESSENTIALLY" SLAP A MFer?????????

DO Y'ALL KNOW HOW A DUCK FARTS???-----WITH HIS ASS QUACK....lmmfao

HOLY SHIT..ANOTHER FULL RESET??--YUP YUP...COME ON N GETCHA SOME O THIS

RATES RESET...GET ME AGAIN

IMMA BLONDE IN DISGUISE...NO BLONDE JOKES, OKAY?!!!!!!!!!!!

DOIN IT AGAIN..BIG BANGIN..COME GETCHA SOME O THESE "HOTLIPS"