Ohio friends
How Ohio friends are different than anyone else...
Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught
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Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs
OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up
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Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.
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Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun "
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Friends: Cry with you.
OHIO Friends: laugh at you
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Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
OHIO Friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.
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Friends: Know a few things about you.
OHIO Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
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Friends: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing.
OHIO Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
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Friends: Would knock on your door.
OHIO Friends Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
OHIO Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
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Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
OHIO Friends: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
OHIO Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste."
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Friends: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
OHIO Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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Friends: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
OHIO Friends: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".
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Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
OHIO Friends: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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Friends: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."
OHIO friends: Will actually take a bullet for you.
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friends: will not let your drive drunk
OHIO friends: will get you to drive drunk to go to the Wafflehouse at 2 am
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Friends: Will ignore this
OHIO Friends: Will repost this