Johnny 2 BagsI speak 48 languages including the tribal one with the clicking noises, I can write in braille and divide by zero, I urinate premium gourmet coffee, and my natural scent attracts doves. My genius is so profound that I can solve a Rubik's Cube without touching it. I once accidentally took over a small country just by showing up on a tour bus. My likes are walks on the beach, midieval french poetry and midgets. My dislikes are bears, people who say "ummm" too often, and the poors. I am writing the screenplay for an epic movie about my life entitled, WTF? - I Mean, Really. I started this page to score points with a girl, so, as is plainly evident to anyone who's had as much to drink as I have, I don't know what I'm doing.