0 25 50 75 100 125 150 175 200 225 250 275 300 325 350 375 400 425 450 451 452 453 454 455 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 465 466 467 468 469 470 471 472 473 474 475 500 753
:(aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhffrggggggggggggggggggggggdfere I feel like i'm dying. I fell so amazingly sick today. and i had to work all day, and....dying and...oh god i've never felt this sick before... it's not like a cold or anything, none of the coughing sore throart kinda thing. i feel like the spawn of a demon it's plotting it's escape from my womb in a most terrible painful way. and no i'm not pregnant
New To Thishey everyone here! just wanted to stop and say Hi to all of you. im really new to this. i just signed up last night.
if any of you want to get to know me more dont be afraid to send messages or comments.
also, if you have alittle input on how things work here, that would be greatly appreciated too!
well, hope to get to know you all!
~laters
nicole
New Graphici made a new graphic...go comment and rate it pleases.....click the pic to view it...
20 QuestionsOkay, we've all seen those cute little 'quiz things' that go around here & myspace but here's a twist. I will answer one question from 20 different commenters. Leave the question as a comment on this blog and when I recieve 20, I will post all the answers you seek.
So, tell your friends. ;)
Just Abit About Me1. Ever punch someone in the face? YES
2. How old are you? 34
3. Are you single or taken? Taken (Married)
4. Eat with your hands or utensils? Depends what i'm eating
5. Do you dream at night? Sometimes
6. Ever seen a corpse? No Don't want too either
7. Have you ever wished someone dead? No
8. Do You Like Bush? No
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
9. Whats your philosophy on life? and death? Live it the best way you can. Not sure about death
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know about it, what would it be? not sure what to say there lol
11. Do you trust the police? NO
12. Do you like country music? Yes Country music i love plus all sorts of other music i hate rap,jazz
13. What is your fondest memory of me? Not sure we havent talked much plus i have been sick
14. If you could change anything about yourself would you? My Tummy and Ass
15. Would you date me? No Just wanna be friends
16. What do y
Of What One Needs, And Feels.i need one thing: oxygen.
and that oxygen creates food, and then the rain inhales thoes molecules
to nourish the food.in the ground.
then the rabbit exists.
in the same ground.
while,
i feel like a blue velveteen rabbit with redblood rushing to his brain.
He turned purple. and there he lies.
well. im going to sleep.
and dream techinicolor plastic.
but this time ill color it
orange, yellow and purple.
Oh! monochrome purple on white flowers
&, well, typing is lambing towards the slaughter
wait,
do you still dream about better things?
do you?
A closed letter to the beat that pulsates towards the finale'.
...
Towards More Picturesque SpeechTowards More Picturesque Speech
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.....
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine
Tips For Flirting With WomenTips For Flirting With Women
>If you'd like to learn how to use your body
language, voice tone, and other communication
to create MASSIVE attraction with women, then
take a minute and check this out:
http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/BodyLanguage/
***QUESTION***
Hey Dave!
Ok, so after all these hundreds of e-mails and
testimonials you get, you KNOW this cocky+funny
works, but I must say I'm happy that I FEEL I'm
starting to get it. I had your ebook and cd series
for a few months and I listened to the cds and
read the book over and over. It was great but I
guess its obvious you dont see success until you
get out there and practice it and SEE how it
works. At first, it simply made no sense... I
tried it and didnt get much response until I
developed the character for it and made it apart
of me. Cocky+funny isnt something you try out, its
something you have to make a part of you! When you
do that, c+f comes natural and makes conversations
Pictureshey everyone idk what kind of pictures to take some of you should give me some ideas of wat all you wanna se.
Linkswampschick@ CherryTAP This is the link to my wife's page go by and check it out.
Swamp
BlahI dont think I can figure this site out!
Am I In The Wrong?Okay this has been buggin me for quite a while...so I was just wanting opinions i guess....
so I used to live in Hazelwood which is like 45-60 min away and all my friends live there. B4 my accident i used to go see my friends EVERYDAY. Now I don't expect them to come see me everyday but we haven't hung out in MONTHS...and they don't even call me anymore. Even when my parents offer to drive me out there, nothing. Everytime i bring this up...i only do by the time im past being REALLY pissed off about it so i kinda direct my anger at them so then they contribute the outburst to my accident and then it frustrates me more
so me being the angry girl that i am sent this message to a couple of them:
Okay...I'm tired of being the only one trying to do anything. I'm gonna delete you and a lot of other people from my phone too. I know telling you will accomplish nothing but i just wanted to see if you had another lame excuse for ignoring me THIS month...
My sister said this and it's
Dumb *hit Of The DayOkay this is short but classic. Over the last few days there has been a bulletein going around about a particular minor on site. The profile was investigated and the user was removed from site.
The bulletin continued to circulate, asking people to not visit the profile, watch what you say...yadda yadda. Mmmk, so thus far no one has noticed that the profile has been deleted...until... 1 person figured it out.
They changed the title to "KILL THIS BULLETIN, THIS PROFILE DOES NOT EXIST"....LMFAOOOO...and politely REPOSTED the whole bulletin in tact.
Dude...here's your sign...lmfao!
Okay...So this has potential... i WILL learn this site!
Cherry PointsPeople are getting upset or mad over rating photos, stashes, & profiles. People lets get real at the time which I typed this blog, I've had 5,496 people view my profile & out of that number only 370 rated my profile which is only 6.7% of the people that viewed my profile. I don't expect everyone to rate my profile. I don't expect people to view and rate every photo nor item that I have in my cherry stash. I have over a 100 items in my cherry stash & almost 100 photos in my albums. I accidently delete a whole album of photos and lost the cherry points for 12 photo which 4 photos were lost forever because I deleted them from Windows. I lost more point yesterday because someone marked the photo Angel with Horns as NSFW, so I lost the points & comments for the photo because it has been removed from my photos & it wasn't a nude photo. See for yourself, go to sparkletags and click dark images click A under dark images & the first tag the Angel with Horns is her. I only ask that if is
Wat Kind A Ppl Do I AttractWhat type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people! Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.You attract geeks! You attract artsy people! You attract Yuppies! You attract rednecks! You attract models! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace
Come Vote For My Faithcome vote for my baby girl she is loosing poorly she is a real cutie so please take a look comment away all you want but please help her
Bblgoing to take a nap b4 i take the air....be back in a few hours...leave me lots of love!!!!
somebody should whore me out while im sleeping...do u know how much i would love you if u did that?
A Thanksgiving MemoryI miss you now even more than ever
The turkey’s here cooked and ready to be put on your plate
Your not here to enjoy this feast
A feast of plenty for people of plenty
My thanksgiving memory is of you
People gather at the table ready to eat
I wish we could wait for you even though we can’t
I wish we could eat this feast together like we did once before
Everyone tells of what there thankful and what the love about it
I don’t say nothing huddle in a corner missing you
When asked I say “I’m thankful to have known you
And what I love is you ill miss from now until eternity
This is my thanksgiving memory it is of you!
To Those Who Sho Love Backthankyou everyone who returns the love it is realy appreciate it and i think everyone else does to so big love to those who love thanks again
They Walk Amoung UsSome guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
Caution...They Walk Among Us!
====================
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said. . "Where???"
They Walk among us!!
====================
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for som
Trivia ChallengeTrivia Challenge
First the Trivia, then the Challenge:
1. My three trained hawks are fitted with pilot gear. They seem to like it. They get pissed when I take it off of them.
2. I've been literally accused of being a robot designed in a lab.
3. I once danced drunk for three hours to the same song. The song was "When Doves Cry" and I was, at the moment, misplaced in a gay club.
4. During a seance where we contact Abraham Lincoln, I fed him grammatical errors in his original Gettysburg address.
5. I stopped the great caterpillar infestation of Orlando back in '99 with nothing but a flute and a fresh pair of my own boxers.
6. I broke my leg kicking the remnants of the Berlin Wall.
7. LL Cool J signed my shoulder. It read, "Keep the pimpettes in check, playa. LL Cool J"
8. I slapped my grandma on a dare by my uncle.
9. I won a contest for consuming chicken nuggets at McDonald's.
10. I made wings out of rice paper and balsa wood and jumped off of my hous
ColdIm Sick And Still Going To Work, Yay me.
Far BehindNow maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad
But I did it anyway And now maybe some would say your life was sad But you lived it anyway
And now maybe your friends they stand beside they watch you crumble As you falter to the ground
And now maybe your friends they stand beside as you were flying high Oh you were oh so high But then some day people look at you for what they call their own They watch you suffer Yeah they hear you calling home But then some day we could take our To brush the leaves aside so you can reach us But you left me far behind Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you oh so bad But I did it anyway Now maybe some would say you're left with what you had But you couldn't share the pain No, no, no couldn't share the pain they watch you suffer Now maybe I could have made my own mistakes But I live with what I've known Yes maybe we might share in something great But won't you look at where we've grown Won't you look at where we've gone But then someday comes tomorrow holds a s
I'm Tiredthere are so many people who swear they're gonna be a true friend an be there when you need them. where them folks at when you really need them? most of the time while they are telling you how true they are, they are tryin to convience theirself that they are true. honestly i need some1 tonight yet my "best friend" won't answer the damn phone. fuck it tho, i can keep this shit all bottled up. but you always gotta find this shit out the hard way.
Happily Addicted To The Tap!(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy although, My boss let me go
Happily addicted to the TAP!
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the TAP!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know that life keeps moving on?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just found CherryTAP-dot-com!"
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the TAP!(OH MY & to think I lost my job over this!)...lol..
Favorite Movie LinesMY FAVORITE MOVIE LINES OF ALL TIME
1. "He certainly celebrates the diversity of the word" (from The Boondock Saints, after Rocco says "Fuck" about 50 times in a row)
2. "It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds." (Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone)
3. "I prefer to put my faith in loose women and handjobs" (Randy Quaid in The Ice Harvest)
4. "I bet anyone who wears that hat gets a free bowl of soup. Oh, hey, but on you it looks good." (Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack).
5. "The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses. (Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in "Love and Death")
6. "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow." (Ash (Bruce Campbell) in Army of Darkness).
7. ""Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun." (Ash in Army of Darkness).
8. "You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh*t. And Jack just left town." (Ash in Army
Creative IdeasWe all seek creative ideas from time 2 time-perhaps when we have a probiem restin heavily on our minds, or when we are simply n a bad mood. We need 2 refresh ourselves at those times. Refreshment doesnt solve a problem, but it can revitalize our thinkin. Sometime when we r feelin hopeless, we ronment will give us a stronger attitude, even toward tha most difficult problems. We must learnour own best methods 4 bein refreshed-ways that allow angels ta whisper 2 us. They should be simple, inexpensive, & accessible daily. Goin 4 a walk is a very good example. Daily readin & study is another possibility. these activities allow us 2 temporarily set aside our tasks & concerns & open us 2 creative ideas.
Letter From Santa In Re: To The South...Santa's New Contract - Bubba Claus
I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was re-negotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209.
I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain your children will be in good hands with your local replacement who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.
Differences such as:
1. There is no danger of a Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."
The Failsafe Method>
Finding a Soul Mate
The Failsafe Method
For Finding A Soulmate
Julia Jablonski 1999
When I saw him for the first time, it was as if time stood still. The air became thick and hazy with an almost tangible frenetic energy. My heart seemed to stop beating, my breath caught in my throat, and a tingle shot through my body like liquid fire. I was fourteen years old at the time, and he did become the first great love of my life. If he had not died at the age of 18, he may have been my only "true love," though time and experience have taught me that this is rather unlikely. The fact that he did die young and I did go on to another similar experience of love taught me a few things at a young age about the nature of "soul mates."
All the cliches about love at first sight arise from the real experience of recognizing someone we love from a past life. The intense and immediate sense of intimacy in such a connection is powerful, and throughout the years it has become obvious t
Just Somthing..the Way I Fuckin Feel Right Now!Why do I want to talk to you so bad?Why do I still care?Why are you still on my mind and wont go away?I wish I didnt want to talk to you so bad.I wish you wouldnt be on my mind and would go away!Iam sick of thinking of you knowing we prolly wont even talk again..And Iam sick of crying over you when I was stupid enough to let you in!
HeheheYou Are 26% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
How Evil Are You?
Just Me Being Realcorey
Adult entertainment guru
'What will your sex business card say?' at QuizUniverse.com
This Chick That I Went Out With In High SchoolWHAT'S UP EVERY ONE ??? IM LOOKING FOR THIS LADY NAMED COLLEN K. AMY,, SHE WENT TO SHOOL AT LINDHURST HIGH SHCOOL WITH ME ... I ALMOST MARRIED HER, WHEN WE WHERE GOING OUT. JUST WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN AND SEE HOW SHE'S DOING. THANKS FOR ANY HELP YOU CAN GIVE ME.
LARRY
AloneHave you ever felt alone like no one is around?
I do and i have been feeling like that it fucking sucks like you have noone to be with at night or just to hang out in person with!
my life is so fucking sad sometimes i think i need to be dead
i just want someone to hang out with and cuddle and cry on each others shoulder?
is that ever hard to ask?
when im alone i feel like i have nothing like not not safe and god knows i wanna feel like im safe
but i feel like im not safe or anything because i dont have anyone and when i do think i found that person they wanna get mad or fuck up one of the 2 it always happens
why i cant i find that sos god no one knows how this hurts inside....
i see people everyday and think to myself why cant i be like that? why cant i have that life?
am i a bad person or what?
this is getting to feel like im gonna be alone all my life i just wanna seadle down in my life and be married and be happy again and have kids and shit
ChangeAs I stand here I ponder greater things No longer a part of A part of your lover's dreams So much for your common complications So much for your constant desperation For what's to come It's all been written Down, written down But I feel that a change is A change is gonna come As I sit here I'll tell you greater things No longer a part of A part of someone's dreams So much for your Common escalations So much for your Constant fabrications For what's to come It's all been written down , down, downI said for what's to come For what's to come your way It's all been written Down, written down But I feel that a change is A change is gonna come I said I feel so aliver now And I feel that a change is A change is gonna come Keep on time Keep on time You run along Keep on child Keep on child you move along Keep on my time now I run around for you Keep on time Keep on time You run along Keep on child Keep on child you push it on keep on my time now I run around for you You don't know yet You d
PerfectYour eyes shine so bright
I think about them all day
And dream about them at night
Your smile makes me weak at the knees
It makes me want to move mountains
And sail the seas
Your kiss drags me romanticlly deep
Your lips are pure gold
Nothing at all cheap
You've invaded my heart
And left some magic in my soul
You've taken up the empty space
Filled that vacant hole
You're completly perfect to me
I wouldn't change a thing
Just let you be
I want to be held by you
Hugged
Trustes
And loved
too
You are everything impossibly
Perfect
You're perfect
Baby
Perfect to me
You And MeI wanna drift away
Be caught up in space
Drenched in my pain
Out lost in my own private place
Fall away
Be part of something away
from here
this place
No where near my hurt
To that place
somewhere far away
Let me fall away
To the place
Where things that never could be
Were yet somehow ment to be
You and me
Take me away
Don't follow me
Don't leave me
Hold onto me
Let me drift away
Drift away
To that place of happiness filled with sorrow
Same time
same place
same empty space
Made up thoughts
Unreal feelings
Fairytale dreams
Hurting hearts
Drift away now
forever
To that place of comfort
Sourrounded by my pain
your love
Where we had feelings
trust
Far away
This pain
this agony
Just take meaway
My heart
My soul
My spirit
My mind
Hold me tight
Never let go
Far away
From these lies
These words
These people
These things
These things that will never be
You and me
Here now
Hurt
wishing
wishing things could have been
should
Sweet Deals.Im making a computer that is worth at least double the value of me building it myself.
Intel P D 945 3.4ghz
Intel Motherboard 775
All-In-Wonder X1900 256
2gigs of 1000mhz fbs mem
custom mod case
some nice flashy lights
250gig hd westerdigital 16mb cache
and a ghetto monitor (beige) =]
500 bucks. =]
In The Darknesshere in the darkness i search for the light, i search for the answers, i search for hope. but all i see is darkeness all i hear is silence. I look for escape from this darkeness this confusion this pain. I look for the answer that just don't come. I look for a relese from this pain. my heart is dying and with it my soul. maybe i will find the relase from this darkness and pain in neverending sleep. please god help me to find an end.
Turntable Take 2okay Buddha (the TurnTable teRRorist) Did a new Mix for the page
check it out and tell me what you think
YOU WILL LIKE !!
least i do
its banging !!!!
I Have Only...36 points till i level up.. somebody leave me a comment or something. LOL
love you all. :)
Sooo Busyjust been so busy lately , christmas it just seem to creep up on you trying to give the house a quick make over then put the tree and stuff up love putting the decos up but a pain in the butt to take down it just seem to take longer. than i'm busy in work and get the rest of my son toys in which the man in the red suit will get all the thanks for there just not eough hours in the day this time of year no wonder so many people get sick this time of year the stress is killing me but come the 25th i'll be pulled out of bed at god knows what time to check if santa has been give the all clear and just sit and watch why all the stress and the sore feet was for and think i can't wait till next year.
Photo Spacehello sexy people, i really need some photo space, so can you help me get to the next cherrytap level please luv ya xxxx
CenotaphA cenotaph is a tomb or a monument erected in honour of a person or group of persons whose remains are elsewhere. It can also be the initial tomb for a person that has since been interred elsewhere. The word derives from the Greek words kenos, one meaning being "empty" and taphos, "tomb". Although the vast majority of cenotaphs are erected in honour of specific individuals, many of the best-known cenotaphs are instead dedicated to the memories of groups of individuals, such as the war dead of one specific country or empire.
Denne Natten / This Night (author: Alexander Shaumyan )This Night
(for Teresa)
This night is our pride.
We've danced together
like two wild flowers--
stalk to stalk,
crown to crown,
we've made love
under the canopy
of stars.
We recited strange
poetry and ate
exotic foods,
we dreamt each
other's faces--
you appeared
soft and delicate,
playful and dreamy
like the Northern Lights--
my beauty of Norway,
my star, my love,
my sun!
Denne natten
(til Teresa)
Denne natten er vår stolthet.
Vi har danset sammen
som to ville blomster
stilk med stilk
krone med krone,
vi har elsket
under stjernebaldakinen.
Vi leste opp
ukjente dikter
og spiste
eksotiske måltider,
vi drømte
om hverandres ansikter.
Du viste deg
bløt og fin,
leken og drømmende
som Aurora Borealis--
min skjønnhet av Norge,
min stjerne, min elskede,
min sol!
Copyright ©2006 by Alexander Shaumyan
AShaumyan@ CherryTAP
Read Now Pls=== 'FéLoN¥'S ™FunFukingFantastic*Lady' spewed forth the following at '2006-12-02 06:31:15'..
>
> Create your own at MyNiceSpace.com
>
> Redneck womanAdd to My Profile | More Videos
>
>
>
>
> I am starting a new contest called SEXIEST SOUTHERN GURL. You must be from the SOUTH to enter. First round will be on votes only..the second round will consist of the top 5 and will be for rates and comments. If you are from the South and want to show yo
:(Blah, I couldn't really sleep last night, at the max I got like 4 hours. I'm gonna try to go back to bed now. But I don't know.
I've had a lot of stress in my life recently. So adlgjdasgljds yep. Like I've said several times. But the semester is at an end, only three exams, and a paper. I'll do the paper this weekend.
I love david.
sometimes I think am I good enough.
But I know he loves me. So I can guess the answer.
ok anyway off to try and get some more rest.
beth
Needs HelpNeeds help to get to the next level.....
Show love, bomb him.....very sweet guy
Deep@ CherryTAP
NeverSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
S'weird I Tell YouI found this on one of my friend's blogs. After taking it I find it shocking for such accuracy. I mean here:
The Immune SystemAn efficient immune system is the key to maintaining good health. It helps to protect us from all manner of disease from colds to cancer, fights food poisoning and keeps allergies in check, as well as slowing down the ageing process. But poor diet, an unhealthy lifestyle and a toxic environment can all compromise and weaken the immune system, leaving us prone to everything from common colds to more serious infections.
Fridaysare my new 'get drunk and forget my name' nights. I am so glad I didnt drunk dial any of you, at least I dont think I did, or have any pictures taken. But it does feel good to get that way every once in a while. I dont even feel that bad today, I do need a nap tho.....but other than that I am peachy :)
Forget Me Notforget me not
altho i sometimes do
to write i mean
its not that i don't love
for you are my friend
and hold my heart
but life takes me away
times are hard
but forget me not
you keep me true to myself
and hold me together
without you im lost
Emptyi reach
but no one is there
im cold
but i can't cuddle
i long
for someone to hold
i have
so much love to give
but still
i sleep alone
every night
no one's by my side
Tired Of Goin Nowhereim tired of wasting my life so this weekend i took action to do something about it
it has come clear to me that i have almost no one in my life to help me
and to get were i need to be and do what i love is entirely up to me
the people that are supose to love and care for me and help me have all but disowned me
this weekend i applyed for a new job and i will apply for another job later this week
i am goin to the doctor to take care of all of my medical issues
and will also apply for a lone to finish school and buy a house
I Know It Will Never Beyou are a flower
beautiful delicate soft
you makes the sun rise
the moon shine bright
and the stars i see are only in your eyes
to hold you would be heaven
a dream come true
you make me comfortable complete
but hold you i can't
call you mine
i never will
you are everything i will never have
Did Santa Bring ItDid Santa bring it
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl
on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety
violation.
The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there,
Sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked
up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
A Heart BetrayedMy heart feels like its in a vise.
How much for you I sacrificed.
And as I walk this path I cry,
For once again to me you lied.
I trusted in the love you gave.
My heart, my soul, they were your slave.
Your love for me, it was a lie
And so I sit, and now I cry.
A hole has entered into my soul,
My love betrayed by you so bold.
You laugh, you smile, you say you love.
You captured my heart on the wings of a dove.
Then you so cruelly walk away,
You laugh, you smile, you slyly betray
The love that was freely given by me,
As tears from my eyes fall for all to see.
You tell another of love so true.
You promise her that you will love her too.
But your heart is cold, and is made of stone.
And for this one day you will walk all alone.
You laugh, you smile, you promise your love
As you cruelly clip the wings of the dove.
My heart breaks into pieces as it hits the ground.
But life is a circle that comes back around.
You laugh, you smile, but then you will cry
GoodbyeI look into your eyes, your heart, your soul -
Were you really loving me or lying?
My love goes deeper than I ever imagined it could
or even would.
Love is a part of life, I know.
So is the pain and the sorrow,
along with the smiles, and the joys.
My life will be forever changed
because I loved you.
It seemed as though my world was falling apart,
along with my heart.
No longer will I let your memory hurt me.
I will move on with my life,
no longer letting you be a part of me.
Today's HoroscopeYou could receive extra encouragement from your family now and hopefully you can apply their good ideas toward achieving your long-term goals. This isn't just about idle daydreaming, though, as you must remain practical while being imaginative. If you can keep your eyes on the road right in front of you, you just might be unstoppable.
Saturday, December 2, 2006
Checking my homepage & email is part of my late morning routine (unless the kids get up SUPER early).. I love days like this.
I've been on edge the last few weeks. I've KNOWN something big was going happen.. soon. So happy it's us getting our first home!
Dane was a surprise, so the house we're renting just isn't cutting it- not enough room for us all, so this is really awesome =)
Those Eight Little WordsThose Eight Little Words: The Golden Rule
In the Witches Creed, or the Wiccan Rede, we have all
become familiar with those eight little words; …If
it harms none, do what you will. ... or "Do what you
will, so long as it harms none."
These words are not unique, many have heard them
before in The Golden Rule. The Golden Rule is the
cornerstone of religious understanding. It is the
most complete expression of the Oneness of all people,
serving as the foundation for peace and universal
goodwill on earth.
The Golden Rule is expressed almost word for word in
every religion. So fundamental is it to all religious
thought that the founders and enlighened teachers of
every religion have commented on it directly.
Jesus referred to the Golden Rule as “the law and the
prophets.” Mohammed described it as “ the mobles
expression of religion.” Rabbi Hillel stated in the
Jewish Talmud that the Golden Rule is “ the whole of
the Torah and the remainder is but commentary.”
Vya
Special PeoplePeople come into your life for a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. When you know which one it is for a person, you will know what to do for that person.
When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a Godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be.Then, without any wrong doing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered, and now it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn.
Super Hero's Do Exist!http://www.newsobserver.com/145/story/515756.html
BEHOLD!
This kid is AWSOME! How many people can say they stared danger in the face and shruged it off to save their family..... WITH A PLASTIC SWORD NO LESS?
Super heros DO exist, and I can honestly say that this kid is one of them!
Good form, son.... well met!
Moments In LifeMOMENTS IN LIFE
There are moments in life when you miss someone
so much that you just want to pick them from
your dreams and hug them for real!
When the door of happiness closes, another opens;
but often times we look so long at the
closed door that we don't see the one,
which has been opened for us.
Don't go for looks; they can deceive.
Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile,
because it takes only a smile to
make a dark day seem bright.
Find the one that makes your heart smile.
Dream what you want to dream;
go where you want to go;
be what you want to be,
because you have only one life
and one chance to do all the things
you want to do.
May you have enough happiness to make you sweet,
enough trials to make you strong,
enough sorrow to keep you human and
enough hope to make you happy.
The happiest of people don't necessarily
have the best of everything;
they just make the most of
everything that
Christmas Story For People Having A Bad Day....When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of th
UntitledIf i knew it would be the lat time that i'd see you fall asleep I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the lord your soul to keep.
If i knew it would be the last time that i see you walk out the door,I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more.
If i knew it would be the last time i'd hear your voice i would video tape each action and word so i could play them back day after day.
If i knew it would be the last time i could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you" instead of assuming you would KNOW i do.
If i knew it would be the last time i would be there to share your day,well I'm sure you'll have so many more,so i can let just one more slip away.
For surely there is always tomorrow to make up for oversight and we always get a second chance to make everything right.
There will always be another day to say our "I love you's" and certianly there's another chance to say our "anything i can do's?"
But just incase i might be wrong,
Ugh!click on start and then continue reading ;)
grrrr well i came back home early last night
there was a lot of food in the party, drinks, alcohol, music, sexy guys lol.....
you wanna know why i was out so early? lol because the stupids put around 1500 person in a room that wasn't so big, the place hadn't windows open, nor cooler fans or air conditioner...
result: i was almost passed out!! i couldn't breathe!!
so after 3 hrs (we went at 5:30pm) i decided i couldn't stand it no more
plus i was so tired, and my feet were killing me!
it was a good idea of comming home, after 30 mins or so, that i came home last night, here started raining a lot, it was a big thunderstorm of summer (still not summer, but in few days it will be!)
anyways now is very hot again... i'm so looking forward to move out of this oven!!!
Christmas LongingsAlthough a thousand years may pass
We know that we are home at last
I feel your presence, Lord just now
Oneday before your throne I'll bow
The journey, yes, was worth it all
You answered every frantic call
When night came swiftly you were there
Those lonely times so full of care
Lord, see my heart and hold me close
Knowing that I love you most
But sadly there is one who's gone
Some days it seems so very long
This Christmas joy will be complete
When one day you and I will meet
The pieces then will fall in place
All sadness gone without a trace
Oh thank you Lord, for giving me
A place with you eternally
As stars light up this winter's sky
What lies beyond? No more good-byes!
Children"Childrenn of the Universe" Just something to share lol
Children of the Universe Just something to share. lol
In the 1970's I founded "Children of the Universe" a place for guiding children on their path. My house was like grand central station but has many memories of people of all ages finding their place on their path or just sharing with one another. Learning, growing, healing and learning to be who they want to be. I have found that no matter what age we are....in our minds we are still "Children", learning, growing, giving, but most of all sharing our path with those we come in contact with. I learned through the many people that I'd come into contact with that we may age in body, but in mind....we are still Children....and that is something we all need to learn and accept. The mind grows in different ways, but sometimes or I should say, many times....are still searching for that special something. I still have some and always will have special memories of the man
Who Do You Attract?What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract geeks! Your stunning intellect and love of sci-fi and video games allures the geeks like nothing else. Maybe it is the sparkle in your eye that makes them want to text you, who knows. Geeks make good partners, but tend to be arguementative. If you are a TRUE geek magnet, you will know if that was spelled correctly, and actually care. If it is a bad-boy/bad-girl you are seeking, you are barking up the wrong tree, unless they are just 'bad' behind a PS2 console.You attract Yuppies! You attract artsy people! You attract unstable people! You attract models! You attract rednecks! What type of person do you attract?Quizzes for MySpace
Santas Pick Up Lines!Santa's Pick Up Lines
* I know when you`ve been bad or good, so let's skip the
small talk, sister!
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* Some of my best toys run on batteries...
* I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?
* Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND
naughty" list!
* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
* That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just
glad to see you!
Santa Is Pissed!'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS - SANTA's PISSED
VERSION
Twas the Night
before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the
elves and threw down the list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks, I have a
good mind to scrap the whole works!
I've busted my butt for almost a year, instead of "Thanks
Santa!" - What do I hear?
The old lady bitches, cause I work late at night, The elves
want more money - the reindeer all fight!
Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids, Donner is
pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better Those
jerks from IRS sent me a letter.
It says I owe taxes.. if that ain't damn funny Who the hell
ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days- they are all the pits They want the
impossible.. those mean little twits!
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling
dolls, their arms, legs, and heads.
I made a ton of yo-yo's - no request fo
What Body Part Are You Most Attracted To?You scored as Face. You are attracted to: faces. You are a face person.Abs/Stomach100%Face100%Penis83%Butt75%Boobs25%What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics) ver. 2.0created with QuizFarm.com
Bill Gates Writes SantaBilly Gates writes to Santa
Dear Santa,
How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that year after year. I guess that's how you stay number one in the Christmas presents business business.
Christmas Present
Actually, I admire the way you run Christmas. You really have a handle on it. You find out what people want (with letters like this and having kids tell you in person), and then you make the presents and control how they are delivered. It's an impressive operation.
I also like how you've got it to where when somebody says "Christmas presents," people automatically think Santa Claus. What a marketing advantage. Best of all, even though you're a huge success, people still don't know much about your private life. It's just rumors. That's so neat.
I think being at the North Pole helps. That was a good move. For example, when you're designing toys, only your elves know what you
NoobiliciousJust getting started on this thing! I think I'm picking up on it. I may need to change some settings though so people can comment me etc. Show some love. I don't want to be a cherry grunt forever! LMAO
Secrets Of A Happy MarriageSecrets of a happy marriage
A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait togo out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."
Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries:Germany,Holland,Japan,India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think
of saying was, "Yes,Lollipop.... but at the bar...you know... they have
frozen glasses... "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug
out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a
People Who AddWell here it go's why do i add people,
For thoughs who think i'm a perv an thoughs who think I'm here just to look at naked pic's.
I dont care i enjoy looking at women I love the way they look an the way they talk so if you see me looking at your pics it a copliment, If i wontr to look at a real life naked women i would look at the women i have she has bigger boobs then most an yes i'm married just going through shit with her thats no ones business an if you are a true friend you will find out. damb all you women that bitchj about men looking at your pics an you never write them or talk to themm or talk to them what the fuck damb i just going nuts so thats it
Cinderella>Cinderella is now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now
>dead Prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the
>world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for
>companionship.
>
>Out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother saying Cinderella, you
>have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything
>for which your heart still yearns?
>
>I wish I were young and full of the beauty of youth again. At once,
>her wish became reality, and her beautiful youth returned. Cinderella
>felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.
>
>Then the Fairy Godmother said, I'll give you one more wish.
>
>Cinderella looked over to the frightened cat that had jumped form her
>lap and says, I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a
>kind and handsome young man.
>
>Magically, Bob changed into a man so beautiful the likes of which
>neither she nor the world had ever seen.
>
>For a few moments, Bob and Cinderella
Sweet LeafAlright now!!
Wont you listen?
When I first met you, didnt realize
I cant forget you, for your suprize
You introduced me, to my mind
And left me wanting, you and your kind
I love you, oh you know it
My life was empty forever on a down
Until you took me, showed me around
My life is free now, my life is clear
I love you sweet leaf, though you cant hear
Come on now, try it out
Straight people dont know, what your about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon the world will love you sweet leaf
/www.dio.net/pictures_cd/1970-1987_j_promo_front_big.jpg"img>
Dangerous FoodA Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
You Goan Git RapedWho writes this shit? More importantly, who believes this shit?
http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/selfdefense.html
http://www.fightsafe.com/rapists.pdf
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/rape.htm
This is important information for females of ALL ages.
Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates.
When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends. I forwarded it to most every! one in my address book. My men friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along.
A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after
Secret Of Golden Wedding AnniversaryA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper
reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America, "explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the
bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse
stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." We
proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time
causing her to drop her water."
Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor an
Fyi> >FYI
> >
> >Well the crooks have found a way to rob you of your gift card balance.
> >
> >If you buy Gift Cards from a display rack that has various store cards
> >you may become a victim of theft. Crooks are now jotting down the card
> >numbers in the store and then wait a few days and call to see how much
> >of a balance THEY have on the card. Once they find the card is "activated",
> and then
> >they go online and start shopping.
> >
> >You may want to purchase your card from a customer service person,
> >where they do not have the Gift Cards viewable to the public.
> >
> >Please share this with all your family and friends...
>
Yahoo Passwords Being Stolen.....THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE STEALING PEOPLES YAHOO PASSWORDS AND SEND MESSAGES TO SOME SEX WEB LINK... SO IF THIS HAPPENS TO YOU CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD ASAP...JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW..AND BE CAREFUL IT HAS HAPPEN TO MANY PEOPLE ALREADY...
Shay Day!Shay and his father had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, "Do you think they'll let me play?" Shay's father knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team, but the father also understood that if his son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.
Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked if Shay could play, not expecting much. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning."
Shay struggled over to the team's
bench put on a team shirt with a broad smile and his Father had a small tear in his eye and warmth in his heart. The boys saw the father's joy at his son being accepted. In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs b
I Need My DaddyDaughter to father poems . A Little Girl Needs Daddy poem
A little girl needs Daddy
For many, many things:
Like holding her high off the ground
Where the sunlight sings!
Like being the deep music
That tells her all is right
When she awakens frantic with
The terrors of the night.
Like being the great mountain
That rises in her heart
And shows her how she might get home
When all else falls apart.
Like giving her the love
That is her sea and air,
So diving deep or soaring high
She'll always find him there.
Being Proud Of Who I Am"Being Indian is a attitude,a state of mind,a way of being in harmony with all things an all beings. It is allowing the heart to be the distributor of energy on the planet: to allow feelings and sensitivities to determine where energy goes: bringing aliveness up from the Earth and from the Sky, putting it in and giving it out from the heart."
~Brooke Medicine eagle~
Men & Women X-masA family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many
kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are
like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many
kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers,
"Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is
like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a
birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.
Limo DriverThe limo driver
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo
(and he doesn't travel light), the driver noticed that the Pope was
still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Eminence," said the driver, "would you please take
your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," said the Pope, "they never let me
drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what
if something should happen?" protested the driver, wishing he'd
never gone to work that morning.
"There might be something extra in it for you," said the Pope.
So, reluctantly, the driver got into the back seat as the Pope climbed in
behind the wheel. But he quickly regretted his decision when,
after exiting the airport, the Supreme Pontiff floored it,
accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleaded the worried driver, but
the Pope kept the pedal to the metal until th
ControlThe Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas .
"involuntary Muscular Contractions"A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject the professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know
what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably down at the bar getting drunk with his
friends"
TodayI'm going through my friends list to send messages today, trying to find everyone that I haven't rated their profiles or become their fans.
If you see me fanning you...come check and see if you're mine as well....we both get points...yeah i know i'm starting to sound like a point whore or something
Buried at PhotoCasket.com
Please Help!hi everyone i seriously need cheering up because i just did a very long week working away from home, my mates are all loved up and im not (hard to belive i know! haha) its cold and wet and to make it worse the heating doesnt work in my house!!! so anything you can do to help me would be great =)
PecansOn the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard,
"One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls."
The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Standing by th
Who Are You [i Really Wanna Know]i saw The Who last night in concert.
def one of the best concerts ive ever been to
ive always known that pete townsend was an amazing guitarist but seeing him live totally changed my views on him.. def one of my alltime fav guitarists.
holy shit there are no words to describe last night only feelings
Remember This At Christmas TimeREMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Those Fucking Bastards At Wendy's!So, I went through the Wendy's drive through on my way to the office this afternoon. I ordered a #2 medium, with JUST ketchup and mustard. Pretty simple, right? You take 2 burgers put some cheese on them, place them on one side of the bun, put a squirt of ketchup, and a squirt of mustard on it, put the top part of the bun on it, wrap it up and throw it in the bag.
I'm pretty sure that my 2 1/2 year old son could do it. So I get my food, drive away. First of all the fries have NO salt on them! And then when I get to my office and pull out my burger, what do I find.....lettuce, tomato, onions, and mayonaise!!! Oh yeah, and 1/4 squirt of ketchup and mustard.
On top of that, when I ordered my drink I asked for just a little bit of ice....well, if 3/4 of the cup is a little bit of ice, then I'd hate to see what you get in a regular serving!! What do they send an ice truck to your house and let you lick a little bit of the coke syrup off of it?
Ok....I'll get off my satyric
The......The most destructive habit....................................Worry
The greatest Joy..................................................Giving
The greatest loss..............................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work...........................Helping others
The ugliest personality trait............................Selfishness
The most endangered species..............Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource..........................Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..................Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome...........................Fear
The most effective sleeping pill............................Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease............................Excuses
The most powerful force in life..................................Love
The most dangerous pariah.............................A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.................The brain
The worst thing to be without.............
Its Just Her & The DjITS JUST HER & THE DJ
She makes her grand entrance, everyone makes way for her
As she steps onto her playground the energy is hers to stir
One look to the DJ he knows to play her song and turn it up loud
Smile beaming she’s ready to drop into a trance and shake up the crowd
Hips begin to sway slowly as she builds up speed
Arms making snake like movements she’s ready to take the lead
Her feet slide across the dance floor with fast precision
Suitors begin to surround her but she makes no decision
She dances alone she loves her space its always all about her
She’s on a mission to be contagious energy for you, of this she is sure.
Can’t get enough as one song transitions into another
DJ knows how to spin the right beats feed her as her music lover.
Can’t slow her down she’s already started and as she looks around
She winks, coyishly smiles because her euphoric mood she’s found
No other place she’d rather be, Nothing else she’d rather do
Can’t pry her from this spot she ha
Gorilla LolA small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very
difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male
gorilla available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of
Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time zoo worker responsible
for cleaning the animal's cages.
Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample
ability to satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby
Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate
with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the
matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept
their offer, but only under four conditions
1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't-a gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Kee
Boyfriend Application LolHelena Video - My Chemical Romance lyricsMy Chemical Romance Music Video CodesMusic Video Codes by VideoCureMyspace Layouts
Just Pretty Words!!it only takes one word to ruin a friendship
it takes one kiss to fall in love
when a person thinks of all that it equals a perfect relationship
but when you've lost it all you realize the only thing you really
have is a broken spirit and a really good leason in life.....not to be impatient and never put faith in one person u will alwys come up broken hearted and lonly!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
IF I NEVER HAVE YOU AS MY OWN
THEN I WILL ALWAYS BE GREATFUL
FOR THE LAUGHTER WE SHARED AND
THE SMILES YOU BROUGHT THE TEARS
I CRIED AND THEY DAY WE SAID GOODBYE
Godzilla Beats MarioGodzilla beats Mario world
MORE FUNNY, EXTREME AND STUPID VIDEOS AT STUPIDVIDEOS.US
Taking A Little Bit Of A Break....Yeah, so I have a huge project due next week, and finals the week after. I'll also be up in the DC area next week for some training. I will be taking a bit of a break from CT so I can get through it all. (Or at least, I am telling myself that I am! We'll see if I can actually keep myself away.) Anyway, if you've got my yahoo feel free to say hey to me!
Oh, and that contest is still running I think for the most unique picture. Don't know when it ends, but please vote for me. :-) You can see my blog for details on how to get there.
Please....Hey everyone...On my main page is a voice recording thing...all you have to do is call the number on it..and leave a message. If you have one of them on your page, I'll call yours too!
If you dont have one and call to leave a message...let me know you did and I'll buy ya a pressie from the CherryTap GiftShop thingy!
Afro'sI would soooo have one, if I was a black chick of course, they just f'in rock. Okay so its not one of those 'save the world' kinda blogs but dammit I am bored.
Omgi have so many more sexy pics i wanna add but i need to level pleaseee come and rate and comment all my pics so i can level :)
Poorthis just in...
if someone could send me some money just so i can make it thru the week i will deff help them out when they need it...i will help u get all the points on here...if u need help out side of the net i would deff do my best to help u there too...
im just desperate and poor...
AloneI am alone,
so very alone
I hurt,
so very bad
I am ignored,
just thrown aside
I am security,
for others to have
I am lonely,
there is no one close,
no one sees the pain
I cry,
hope is gone
I am alone,
and no one knows
SickWell I was sick yesterday and dont feel much better today. I was to do a photo shoot with a very nice model today but she cancled which is just as well considering how I feel. Its still a let down I love taking photos and I don't know when I will be able to do another shoot.
About the only useful thing ive done in two days is help ~Mz Mic~@ CherryTAP
vote for her man in some contest.
Im behind on saying hi to folks and checking out photos.
so here is a big hi to everyone out there
thanks for the luv and soup
Poor DaddyPoor Daddy
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."
---
A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
Old Men Might Be A Good ThingAt 85 years of age, Patrick a healthy and attractive Irishman from
County
Mayo
Ireland (True story?) married Colleen, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband was so old, Colleen decided that after
their
wedding
she and Patrick should have separate bedrooms, because she was
concerned
that
her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire
night
together. After the wedding festivities Colleen prepared herself for
bed &
the
expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough the knock came, the door
opened &
there was Patrick, her 85-year-old groom ready for action. They unite
as
one.
All went well, Patrick took leave of his bride, & she prepared to
go
to
sleep. After a few minutes Colleen heard another knock on her bedroom
door.
It
was Patrick. Again he was ready for more "action." Somewhat surprised
Colleen
consented for more coupling. When the newlyweds were done, Patrick
kissed
his
bride, bid her a fon
My G/f Sent Me This Today,,thought I Would Share With You Guys...lol!Subject: Fw: Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead.
My AngelMy sweet beautiful angel.
Sent to me from above.
I am so grateful to have found you,
and I give you all my love.
You must have come from heaven,
because you have pretty little angel eyes.
When you gaze at me with them,
my heart begins to fly.
Your sweet angelic voice,
continuously rings in my ears.
With you by my side,
there is nothing I fear.
Whenever we are together,
You shine with a heavenly glow.
Your beautiful angel face,
raises me up from feeling low.
Yes, heaven is missing an angel,
because you are here with me.
You're my sweet, beautiful angel,
and I'll love you for eternity!
© 2006 Microsoft MasterOfLove
The Mailman JokeOne night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy.
Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps.
What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time.
Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the mailman came and ate my baby brother all gone.
Top 30 Things You Will Never Hear A Southern Boy Say1. Oh I Just Couldn't, She's Only Sixteen.
2. I'll Take Shakespeare For $1,000, Alex
3. Duct Tape Won't Fix That.
4. Come To Think Of It, I'll Have A Heineken.
5. We Don't Keep Firearms In This House.
6. We Don't Feed That To The Dog.
7. No Kids In The Back Of The Pickup, It's Just Not Safe.
8. Wrestling's Fake.
9. We're Vegetarians.
10. Do You Think My Gut Is Too Big?
11. I'll Have Grapefruit &Grapes Instead Of Biscuits &Gravy.
12. Honey, We Don't Need Another Dog.
13. Who Gives A Damn Who Won The Civil War.
14. Give Me The Small Bag Of Pork Rinds.
15. Too Many Deer Heads Detract From The Decor.
16. I Just Couldn't Find A Thing At Wal-Mart Today
17. Trim The Fat Off That Steak.
18. Cappuccino Tastes Better Than Espresso.
19. The Tires On That Truck Are Too Big.
20. I've Got It All On The C Drive.
21. Unsweetened Tea Tastes Better.
22. My Fiancée, Bobbie Jo, Is Registered At Tiffany's.
23. I've Got
Stunted GrowthTwo alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I
can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we was the same size as
kids...I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin' boy?"
"Lawyers, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm.
Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down at 'tother side of the swamp near the parkin' lot of that law firm."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up under one of them BMWer's and wait fer someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the living s--- out of 'em, and then eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shakin' the s--- out of a lawyer, there ain't nothin' left but lips and a briefcase."
Southern LawDown south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's
suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them fat
an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is
that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated
and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
fer all them ugly women I slept with?
New Form Of Kidnapping( Not A Joke)NEW FORM OF KIDNAPPING
> >
> > Please take a minute to read this. This is very scary and could
> >
> > happen to any of us.. Seems like every nice thing people do for one
> >
> > another can be perverted. A new twist on kidnapping from a very smart
> >
> > survivor:
> >
> > About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance
> >
> > passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written
> >
> > the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had, so that she
> >
> > might warn other women. The previous day, this woman had finished
> >
> > shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat.
> >
> > She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat. A
> >
> > nice man dressed in a business suit and carrying a briefcase walked
> >
> > up to her and said, "I noticed you're changing a flat tire.
> >
> > Would you like me to take care of it for you?" The woman was
> >
> > Grateful for his offer and accepted h
Surround MeThey say no man's an island but I tend to disagree.
I guess they never seen my island.
And where is lies at sea.
I'm lost inside my memory.
I'm still in disbelief.
If I could paint a picture for you this is what you'd see....
I'm down on my knees
beggin you to rescue me...
please stop me....
surround me... surround me...now
A wounded man sounds desperate when he's lost all his belief...
Can you look into my eyes and say you won't betray me...
Where running out of time..
how precious time can be...
Im counting all the moments of the times you could have helped me..
I'm down on my knees
beggin you to rescue me...
please stop me....
surround me... surround me...
I'm down on my knees
beggin you to rescue me...
please stop me....
surround me... surround me...
~scott st
Ask Me Six QuestionsYOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, naughty or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
__________________________________________________
All questions are COMPLETELY confidential
__________________________________________________
[[[Repost this to see what others ask you...]]]
Sexual AwarenessWe ppl have regarded our sex lives & our spiritual lives az 2 different worldz. This attitude has caused many crises-anger & frustration wit our partiners, power struggles, accusations & hurt feelins, shame & guilt about our own behavior. We can join our awareness wit our sexual selves by takin responsibility 4 bein sexual. Bein responsible means we take tha risk of bein vulnerable, of givin & receivin affection & sexual expression n our relationships. We cannot expect satisfaction of our desires simply because we feel them. In sexuality, az n all parts of our lives.We can also say no ta sexual expression if we wish. (not me I LOVE sexual expression!!)
What Is It W/men And WomenWhy is it so hard for me to have women friends? When i was growing up my mom only had like 2 women friends and she always said she didnt like women so that made us to grow up with lil or no women friends. In highschool i had 2 friends and all the rest where associate.. and then i had all my men friends...., naw, it wasnt like that i didnt start doin anything sexually til i was 17 so... the end of 12th grade i was in love with him.
The boys in high school like me cus i was thick with big tits i was 160 no tummy always stayed in the weight room lifting weights(shout out to the guys from there...hehehe) and my tits were a 36 DD.. they loved me.. but the green eyed monster made it so that women hated me.. but it wasnt like i was the type or still am the type to be like "im better than you, prettier than you" naw i was always about unity making more freinds especially women friends.. even ti this day.. But shit now its hard cus if u befriend a women she's either A. a dike or B. she th
Tattoo Contest 12 More Spots Open/updateUPDATE 12 SPOTS OPEN FOR TATTOO CONTEST
IF INTERSESTED PLEASE CONTACT ME.
YOU CAN COMMENT AS MUCH YOU LIKE,BUT CAN COMMENT
ON YOUR PIC.
RATE COUNTS ALSO.
GOOD PRIZES AWAREDED :)
DJ ColdFire~CLR~ Rock Star Queen CT Husband@ CherryTAP
Who Is Your Best Friend??Who Is Your Best Friend?
Everybody needs friends, we all have friends
Some friends are closer to us than our families
If we happen to fall, there are friends to pick us up
What will our life be without friends?
There are many categories of friendship
There are casual friends, bad friends and good friends
The question here is – who is your best friend?
Friends who can turn your tears into laughter
Is your wife your best friend?
I mean the friend you go to
When you need honest advice
Is your husband your best friend?
I mean the friend who knows you
More than you know yourself
Is your brother or sister your best friend?
I mean the friend who always assists you
To solve difficult personal problems
Is your father or mother your best friend?
I mean the friend you feel safe to keep secrets
Are your in-laws your best friend?
I mean the friend you can tell anything
Is your boss or co-worker your best friend?
I mean the fri
Lindt's Lindor TrufflesOMG - just have tried some of these and they are so incredibly delicious. I highly recommend them to anyone!
I'm currently eating the Dark Chocolate ones ("With a Smooth Filling") which is more chocolate I guess.
Dark Chocolate is 100x better than plain milk chocolate and now we find out, in moderation, it's good for you - so, it's a win/win situation!
So, buy your honey some of these for their Christmas stocking. They will surely thank you for them! They're very romantic too, so sure to be a good after dinner treat!
PS: No, I don't work for the company, I'm just in
Shigata Gai Na, Ne?Ore wa toukyou umare sodachi,
Warusou na yatsu wa daitai tomodachi.
Warusou na yatsu to daitai onaji ura no michi aruki mite kita kono machi.
Shibuya Roppongi sou shishunki?
Mo sousou ni kore ni zokkon nikaban nara okihanasshite kita koukou ni.
Maji oya ni meiwaku ni kaketa hontou ni.
Da ga toki wa tachi ima ja zasshi no kabaa
Sokorajuu de haba kikasu don dada
Maiku tsukandara maji de ichi ban.
Toukyou daihyou toppu rankaa dasou kono chi kono kuni ni nama wo sazukari...
Jah ni muteki no maiku azukari nakamatachi oyatachi fantachi ni kyou mo.
Kansha shite susumu areta ofu roodo.
Hontou love desu ka.
Wakarimasu ka?
Hai.
*nods*
Wakarimasen.
4 Type Of Womenmen have 4 different types of girls..
1. Wifey
2. Boo
3. Bitches
4. Hoe's
1)Wifey is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always loves, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with Boo, Bitches, and Ho's until he is mature enough to realize that if he loses Wifey he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again..
2) Boo is replaceable, she thinks she's Wifey, but will NEVER be Wifey because Wifey was made and Wifey is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. Boo tries to take Wifeys spot, but once she attempts, the guy allows her to get a TASTE of Wifey's spot... but will NEVER achieve her spot for any longer than a few months, then the man goes back to Wifey.. And Boo either gets replaced with another Boo, or, the man matures and decides that Wifey is the one for him.. (Ladies.. you don't want to be BOO)
3) Bitches.. A female that a male uses only for sex o
Special FriendSpecial Friend
All I ever wanted
Was a friend
Not just any friend
A special friend
You were more than
A friend to me
You just had to blow it
With a mouthful of lies
Since then you've become
Nothing to me
Just another person on
My list to ignore
All I ever wanted
Was a friend
Not just any friend
A special friend
I couldn't trust you
With my words
For you would just
Tell me off
I couldn't trust you
With myself
I knew you would
Hurt it
All I ever wanted
Was a friend
Not just any friend
A special friend
VideoThis amazing video was made by dj Cracka, I hope everyone apreciates it as much as I do. I don't know how to thank you enough for doing this for me. thank you!
Please be patient, the movie is loading,Thank You
Wild Draw Your StyleCool fractal art and kaleidoscope style designs on great gift items like tile boxes and coasters. Classy and stylish and sure to compliment any room of the house
We also have over 40,000 different tile boxes and coasters...so if you are not into this type of art... just search to your hearts content for styles you may like.
Free shipping and coupon on site still apply!!!!!!
..
Towel HeadsThis received from an unidentified correspondent in the Department of Defense.
"Towel Heads"
Recently I received a warning about the use of this
politically incorrect term.
Please try to pay attention.
We have been informed that the Islamic terrorists do not
like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is actually a small folded sheet.
Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as
"little sheet heads."
Thank you for your support on this delicate matter.
Naughty Horoscope--i'm A Cancer And It's So TrueSex horoscope
Virgo- August 23 to September 23
This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy.
Yes you read that right.
They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be pun
Okay Watch The "chicken Noodle Soup Dance"...With a Soda on the Side
I've been watching this clip for about two weeks off and on. Everytime I see it, it's funny. I don't care too much for the song, but Dora can dance her ass off...
Fellas Please Take Ur Time And ReadHEADLINES!!!
Fellas, here are a few things you should take note of...
1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy.
2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. A Dick disappoints sometime, money never does.
3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend that she may have has now moved up a few notches, playa.
4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said.
5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with your boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet.
6. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck w
Hard To BelieveIts hard to believe that my baby girl is turning 2 years old on December 22nd. I am still currently looking for a job. I am staying busy as of now being a mom and a mom taxi for my oldest daughter. Happy Holidays to everyone.
Perfect Women Exist.There exists a perfect girl. In fact have met the perfect girl, problem is she exists in 8 different girls. Men arent really that complex if you break down the males dating process into a system of science. The reason that men are so hard to understand when it comes to dating is that were hypocrites, charlatans and opportunist. Were overzealous of our dating boundaries and set a system of standards that are impossible to meet. As we age and our success grows, so do our standards. Following in this article is a list of standards that every man considers when dating a female. Problem is, the aspects of our dating standards conflict with one another and lie on complete opposite sides of the spectrum:
The Freak: Youve all heard the expression "We want a lady in the street and a freak in the bed" . . . but which is the true personality of who we are dating? Is she really a freak or a lady? Which is she pretending to be? In long term dating scenarios men ideally want a lady, and in sh
I Am DrinkingI am drinking tonight so if you want to chat with me my yahoo screen name is coldplaycmh or coldplaycmh@yahoo.com
Sex IqYou have a sexual IQ of 144
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Need Pointsusin another blog ta talk about tha other blos, rate my blogs need points.
A Little Slow?Is CT running a little slow tonight or is it just my computer? Let me know if your having any troubles
You Know Your In Ems IfYou know your in EMS if:
>
> 1) You have the bladder capacity of five people.
>
> 2) You have ever restrained someone and it was not a sexual
experience.
>
> 3) You believe that 50% of people are a waste of good air. (Aka "Lealman" or "Gulfport")
>
> 4) Your idea of a good time is a shooting or a car crash
(Rollover).
>
> 5) You put your finger on the emergency button on your radio
when anyone seems friendly towards you.
>
> 6) You believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac and birth
control pills.
>
> 7) You disbelieve 90% what you hear and 75% what you see.
>
> 8) You have your weekends off planned for a year.
>
> 9) You believe the government should require a permit to
reproduce.
>
> 10) You refer to your favorite restaurant by the intersection at
which it's located.
>
> 11) You have ever wanted to hold a seminar
entitled: "Suicide...getting it right the first time."
>
> 12) You ever had to put the phone on hold before you b
Hm.Thank God for natural beauty. ♥
I Am Solonely will anyone join me for drinks
Song LyricsThis is one of my fave songs rite now!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry
Da Da Da Da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
Your probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself and center of clarity
Peace, Serenity
[CHORUS]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, Myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But Ive got to get a move on with my life
Its time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
The path that I'm walking
I must go alone
I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay
[CHORUS]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to with you
It's personal, Myself an
It's A Fine Navy DayI actually didn't get out of bed til 10 am today, which is early considering what time I had been getting up. Then, found out at about 11:30 that it is drill weekend. My Petty Officer had called and left a voicemail asking where I was. I didn't hear the phone ring cause I turn it off at night.
So I rush in for the second half of drill today. Make it just in time for GMT (which is always fun...hint of sarcasm). Everything seamed fine. We went through GMT and I went on to do what I normally do...which involves a little bit of nothing or everything, depending on who can find me ;)
The PO comes into the classroom later and shuts the door behind him. He turns to me and says that he needs to talk to me. I figured that I was in trouble for comming in late...he said that I was in some deep shit...that I have been nominated for an award for everything that I have done at the reserve center. He couldn't hold back from laughing at me.
It's not official yet but it's still great
Powder BurnsI never could draw inside the lines
I never knew how to talk to people
I never cry at movies even when the dog dies
We've come so far
If you consider this wasteland progress
Let's open another champagne
Let's kiss the glory hole sunrise hello.
I never liked that thing you did
I never liked you.
Not everyone wants to smell like you
Everyone wants to be different
Very fucking special
Everyone wants to be me-
Right?
I rage.
I ruin.
It's great.
Make love to my memory
After I've painted the ceiling
Kinda like an original pollack
Except twice as stylish as that pussy Cobain
In any event, don't mind the mess.
Sell my things to the highest bidder
Erradicate Anton.
Nothing left but the brains and sick
Stuck defiantly on the ceiling fan.
Ever wonder what it smells like?
Have I crossed a line yet?
Pinched a nerve?
I hope I have.
Not that I really think you'll miss me.
You'll carry on, you'll roll on.
Only without me, and what loss is that really
Never Argue With A WomenNever argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies (thinking it was obvious).
"You're in a restricted fishing area" he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I am reading" she replies.
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up'' the warden says.
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault" says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have
Job InterviewJob Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?"
The mathematician replies "Four."
The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly."
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."
Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?"
The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal
Ladies, Can You Relate?Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE or PMS, does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb
is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET
for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually
find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the
STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD
BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE
PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD
TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO
CHAN
Another Lonely OneThey say patience is a virtue and I think I have enough
I trust in god to take care of you when the going gets tough
I can not help but miss the words that you have shared
To me it has been like knowing that someone out there cared
I so love all the things you write and think your talent great
I hope to find some on the computer to which I can relate
In all the things that you face I hope this you will know
I think of you every day Wishing you well where ever you may go
For in this land of cyber space none so ever touch
Me the way that you have and came to mean so much
I just want to make your world as great as you have made mine
Someone like you in this world is truly a rare find
The funny thing for me is that for your looks I no longer care
I found the greatest treasure is what's inside you there
I found the soul that touches mine and makes my spirit sing
I can face all there is to come because I know this one thing
In you I have found someone who I can't replace
I
Christmas Tag ContestI need your votes and comments in the Christmas tag contest.. Make as many comments as you like.. Thank you all you your support.
Got Any IdeasSo I found out that there are two people that I thought were my friends talking shit about me behinde my back. The old Sara would confront them and then kick their asses, but the new Sara is trying to handel things in a "more adult way." SO I was hoping that maybe my kick ass friends on CHerry tap could give me some Ideas. The whole situation is complicated cuz my whole family knows this family and all that other stuff, that's why I can't be like the old Sara and go in there and Kick some ass. I'm thinking that I should say something and then if they still wanna be bitches.."kill them with kindness" and when people start to find out what they are doing they are gona look like the dumbasses?? I don't know. I am open for Ideas. Thanks to everyone in advance. Hope everyne is having a great weekend. KISSES and HUGS!!
Sara
Dv Camcorder!!I really wish i had about 300 bucks to blow on whatever my heart desired because right now I really reall want a NEW DV Camcorder.....!! I saw them at walmart and the prices has dramatically dropped since I priced them 1 1/2 ago and of course NOW I actually have USE for such a camara...Making my vlogs of me and the kiddos and such :D Something I love to do.
Another Korean TaleDump Me and I Deport You!
By T. Evans
Chatting on the internet is great, in fact it¡¯s one of my favorite wastes of time, but whilst I have previously heard that loose words can start wars, I have recently learnt that stray conversations can get you in serious shit, I mean proper, ¡°might get you deported¡± kind of shit.
The problems began when my girlfriend of 3 months had found 3 weeks worth of reasons to be unable to see me. This lead me to a not completely unreasonable assumption that in the near future her main reason to see me would be to announce that she was now going to start seeing someone else.
In hindsight I can see that I had jumped the gun and started to believe it was over even before it was. I am not cheating type, so I didn¡¯t start seeing other women, but the plethora of internet sites did encourage some premature window shopping (the equivalent of buying next years Christmas presents in the January sales, prudent, but wholly unnecessary). In Korea, the
Ignorance!!!!Wicca:
Intoxicated By Christian Blood!
Update: MP3 Audio Advice for Hunting Wiccans! Click Here
Freehold, Iowa - In an act that can only be described as pure evil, a rabid young Wiccan girl wearing a black cape burst into the Landover Baptist 11 a.m. Sunday morning church service and flung the bloody carcass of a headless black cat across 297 pews. Pastor Deacon Fred ducked just in time as the abomination splashed into the baptismal pool, spattering chunks of animal flesh and water over the white robes of a horrified Christian Seniors Choir visiting from Des Moines. Pushing a frenzied crowd of screaming parishioners aside, Church ushers acted quickly and detained the Devil's harlot for questioning in the sanctuary basement before taking her to the furnace room.
The following Tuesday, at a meeting of concerned Deacons, Pastor Deacon Fred explained, “Wicca, is just a fancy word that insecure unsaved teenagers who hate their parents use to describe their little club.” Landover
Trying To Figur Out How To Add CherriesWell it seems most people her know how to do this...me...not figuring it out at all...I am more confused than when I first joined.Seems like I am geting no where fast...
Be HonestHow far would you go? Put "yes" "maybe" or "no"
Kiss me :
Hug me:
Date me:
Get tipsy with me:
Kill me:
Love me:
Hate me:
Hold me:
Lie to me:
Hurt me:
Sing with me:
Dance with me:
Grind with me:
Cuddle with me:
Let me make a move on you:
Make a move on me:
Watch a movie with me:
Get me a B-day gift:
Caress me:
Tickle me:
Let me tickle you:
Let me borrow your car:
Be there for me:
Buy me a drink:
Bring me around your friends:
Give me a massage:
Take me to the club:
Go to sleep with me:
Do me:
Drink kool-aid with me:
Take advantage of me:
Let me take advantage of u:
Hangout with me:
Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good:
Do something incredibly sweet for me:
Give me a lap dance:
Tell me you love me:
Let me call you:
If so whats your number:
What would you do if you woke up next to me:
Chocolate Ritualas a chocolate lover and as a wiccan I thought this was very funny....
The Chocolate Ritual
Materials required: On the altar there are brown candles, a Tootsie Roll (the great big one---as the athame), a large glass with milk in it (the chalice), a small dish of Nestle's Quik and a spoon, a small dish of chocolate sprinkles, a plate of cupcakes and some Yoo-Hoo along with a goblet.
CLEANSE THE SACRED SPACE:
(Take the small bowl of chocolate sprinkles)
Chocolate sprinkles where thou art cast
No calories in thy presence last.
Let no fat adhere to me,
And as I will So Mote It BE!
(Take the small bowl of Nestle’s Quik and spoon)
Nestle's Quik where thou art cast
Turn this milk to chocolate, fast.
Let all good things come to me,
And make my milk all chocolatey!
CAST THE CIRCLE (using a tootsie roll):
CALL THE QUARTERS:
Mousse of the East, Fluffy one!
Great prince of the palace of dessert.
Be present, we pray thee,
And guard this ci
* Localized Consciousness *Localized Consciousness
The interesting thing about every spiritual being is that as Spirit, you are everywhere all the time. There is no actual location of you as Spirit. As a spiritual being, you have the ability and the right to localize your consciousness anywhere. One of the most effective places is right in the center of the head. The spiritual being becomes present in a place when you choose to "localize" your consciousness there. As Spirit, you still exist everywhere all the time, but your consciousness is in the center of your head. Localized consciousness involves deciding where the consciousness will be at any given time.
The amazing thing is how unlimited you are in this area. You can locate your consciousness anywhere. Along with your physical body you also have an astral body or light body. This body is not manifest and exists purely on an energy level and has the potential to take your consciousness anywhere in the universe, under your control. In ord
Have You Ever Wondered Why Athletes Don't Have Regular Jobs?>> Why athletes don't have real jobs
>>
>> In honor of the opening of NFL season, I offer these gems:
>>
>> 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan'
>
>> all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids to
>
>> copulate me."
>>
>> 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming
>> season: "I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes
>> first."
>>
>> 3. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skins say: "I'd run over my
>> own mother to win the Super Bowl", Matt Millen of the Raiders
>> said: "To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."
>>
>> 4. Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
>> Jenkins: "He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
>>
>> 5. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann,
>> 1996: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy
>
>> like Norman Einstein"
>>
>> 6. Senior basketball player at the Universi
Get To Know MeGET TO KNOW ME!!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL
1)I dropped out of high school not once but two times but i do have my ged
2)i love rum and pepsi...NO ICE!!!!!
3)im very shy in person!
4)i started tattooing my self and piercing my self at 16
5)i have a short temper but have it under control
6)i hate materialistic people!!!!
7)i find it hard to trust people
8)i dont like to be bother about ANY holiday!
9)i hada chance to own my familys bakery but turn it down
10)i sleep a total of 3-4 hours a nite
If you read this then you have to do it too!
How To Call The Police!!!> George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed
> when his wife
> told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
> she could
> see from the bedroom window.
>
> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
> that there
> were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police,
> who asked
> "Are any of those people in your house" and he said no. Then
> they said
> that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply stay in
> his house,
> lock his doors and an officer would be along when available.
> George said,
> "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
>
> "Hello I just called you few seconds ago Because there were
> people in my
> shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
> just shot
> them all". Then he hung up.
>
>
Is This Really Me?I look in the mirror and what do i see
a beautiful girl staring back at me
She used to see horrid thing staring back at her
because of his heart so unpure
She used to let one person keep her from seeing
That who she was
was a pretty being
she finally could see the real her staring back
And finally she felt lovely and could relax
The boy who had broke her heart
had tore her apart
But he was no longer there
so she now looks in the mirror and just stares
She now sees the real person she can be
She can finally see
She is beautiful inside and out
She has descovered what she was and is still all about
Just A Few Friendly Wishes For You!!Well its that time of year when we all are feeling a lil in the Holiday Spirit... shit I've been back and forth myself!! Hell, I just got my hours cut... Good so I can finally rest, but bad because they did it now before Christmas.. Hello, I have 3 kids, damb Corporations!!
Managers are going for that Bigger Bonus so lets cut hours even though in all reality we've done tons of business and should be getting more!! Hell, just the other day I was high-fived for being #1 in Cake sales in the district!! Then they slap me in the face with this!! Oh well, time to go somewhere else!!
Anywho, enough of that, like ya all want to know...LOL!!!!
But to ALL of my Friends here at CT I Wish You All!! A Wonderful Holiday Season!!
Happy Hanukkah, Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa!!
Did I miss anything???
Tons of Love and Many A Kisses!!!!
The Griswaldshttp://www.mypartypost.com/watchvideo/1033/Best_Christmas_Lights_Display_Ever
Angels Scrape The Mud From Their ShoesGrief steps from the tones of dark shadows
rolls you upon its palm slowly
with ease
dripping fragile rays of light into the night
All those moods
coloured softly in Summer sky
the tints that hint of wisdom gained
oh
what a vision you shape with mind
words falling over beauty's feet
Eyes stare blankly
hints of recognition
but a memory in someone else’s mind
laughter
tears
suffer the waking dreams
Your passion
it sparks me alight
the mind slides into your colours
and I am cushioned by tender thoughts
would I starve for art here
no!
Pain lightly steps across dead bars
imprisoning sanity and the fallen frowns
touch the floor like it were for the first time
Ink flowing dreams
insights
love
I stain myself
wander the sketches and watch them move
reach out to touch shades with smiles
desire outstanding
outlining your peace
Death
the final release
eludes the grip
and flicks stares here and there
to tease
as bony fingers r
Soulfly, "bleed"What goes around comes around
You better realize
You kill life, you kill life
Why??? Why???
I see your eyes, I see your lies
I see you hide, inside...
What goes around comes around
Now it's your time
How long can you lie???
How long can you hide???
How long can you live with your soulbleed???
How long can you live with your soul...
Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed Bleed
What goes around comes around
No more lies
You kill life, you kill life
Why??? Why???
I see a mother cry
I see a brother cry
Bring it on
Bring it
I'll make you bleed and you're bleeding now
Muthafucka
I got my pride and that's all I need
I'll make you bleed with another blow without the radio
Don't take advantage of this process
You might have to digest a blade made for your ass to fade
I'm living on instinct
Never think when I'm rushin bones crushin
When I put your sorry ass in a package
You piece of shit sealed and delivered from a savage
And now you sweat because you're goin do
No TitleTonight I saw a beautiful sunset. As the sun was going down it cast a beautiful hue of red and pink across the clouds in the sky and it made me wonder what people thought about when they saw the sun rising. I've heard a lot of people say that when they see the sunrise that they believe it's a miracle that is proof that God truly exists. I, on the other hand see it as something different. When I see the sunrise in the morning casting a beautiful golden curtain across the sky it stirs something within me that is profound. It brings forth to me feelings of hope. The kind of hope they can only come from a sunrise letting you know that you have made it through the night and have yet another day to live and hopefully make the world a better place. Lately I've not been doing such a good job of making the world and better place and for that I'm sorry. With tomorrow's sunrise I will again hope to do better and strive harder to make the world a better place doing whatever I can to help a
Sex --Sex
How can you live without sex in your life.......
Sex in the morning
Sex in the eveving
Sex at night
Every minute of the day
Sex.......Sex........Sex
Sex is great
sex is bad
Do it hard when you get mad
Sex today
Sex tommorow
Sex everyday when you're in sorrow
Sex on the bed
Sex on the floor
Have it everyday you will want more.
BT
Old Timer SexIn a little tavern alongside a country lane, an elderly couple were having a beer. The husband
Leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trous
Gemini Eh?!?! Lmao!!! Some Of This Is True Ha Ha Ha Ha Thats The Sad Part!!!!Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never know who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex. A lot of sex. Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high. The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION. Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few. If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL
My WeaknessTo you Baby Girl I must now say goodbye. Every time I tasted you I felt so very high. You made me feel better than any women ever could. This fact I never understood. you were my best friend, my fishing buddie,when you were by my side i some times got a little nutty. You were the most beautiful thing I had ever seen, a magnificent Emerald Green. You had the most beautiful Red hair, with all those Crystals I could'nt help but stere. Your seeds and stems,so very nice,when i first met you I would have paid any price. From Afghani Gold to Northern Lights it was your sweet skunkie smell that got me through those lonley nights. From Zig-Zags to Bongs & Bowels to you my sweet Maryjane I could never say no. You had me so entranced, always beggin for just one more dance.
Blogs ... Why ...???Ok .... now that I am starting down this cyber road of messeges and blogs ... and IM's and stuff .. I am wondering if I am up for all this ... this is all to much pressure ... I have to say something profound and funny then try and spell it all right ... what I don't understand is why anyone else would care .... all I do is sit in a cubical all day .. and wonder where it all went wrong .... I use to be fun .. and us to have a life .... then now .. I have no money ..... I have found blogging where a bunch of people get together and care about other people they have never meet.... and since I am a guy the odds of me finding a life online ... is about slim and nill .... and I think that was slim just signed off .... becouse lord knows I have 80 unread messeges but the are all for male inhancement treatments ... and morgages ... and sex sites.... altough some of thoose are good .... O wait that might have something to do with my not having a life ... mental note ... no more porn .... bes
A Woman' PrayerA Woman' Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom - To understand a man. Love - To forgive him, and; Patience - For his moods.
Because Lord,
If I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death!
Good Friends And A Bottle Of PillsGood Friends And A Bottle Of Pills
I fucked your girlfriend last night.
While you snored and drooled, I fucked your love.
She called me Daddy. And I called her baby when I
Smacked her ass. I called her sugar when I ate
Her alive till daylight. And I slept with her all
Over me, from forehead to ribcage I dripped her ass.
Sometimes I thought you might be spying, living out some
Brash fantasy, but no. You were knocked out. But we were
All knocked out you know. In a way
I serve too many masters.
We didn't know you'd break the bottle that the magic
Came in to use those jagged shards to slit our wrists
And neck. And you'd do it too, you're that kind of dude.
But you wouldn't know what you were doing because
I didn't, your girlfriend could have been a burn
Victim, an amputee, a dead body. But god damn I wanted
To fuck.
I'm losing what's left of my fucking mind,
I serve too many fucking masters.
(I told you. I told you motherfucker)
WarWar has changed...... Our time has ended. Our war is over... Since the Manhatten Incident, Restrictions of military intervention in foreign countries have ceased. Fueling the demand for mercenaires. Today, the world's wars depend largely on PMCs, (Private Military Companies) whos buisness includes supplying these mercenaries. PMCs have become a serious threat into the world. The U.S. has exported too much military power. Now she's paying the price. In total, they've got enough manpower to rival the U.S. military. Based on our investigation, the five largest PMCs are run by a dummy corporation which acts as a single mother company.
And the mother company?
Outer Heaven.
The one world in which soilders will always have a place..
War has changed, Its not about nations, or ideologies Its not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity. It's an endless series of proxy battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. War, and its vast consumption of human life, has become a ratonial,
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!This site is too damn addiciting. Must be the sexiest people on the planet all in this site.
Might take me forever to add everyone as friends:)
Good Cop/ Bad CopOfficer Johnson drove along the highway looking up license plates of random cars to check if they were stolen. Finally he had spotted one a stolen 2005 Dodge Charger he hit his lights and siren signaling the car to pull over. Without question the car pulled to the side of the road of the highway.
Officer Williams jumped out of his car and walked over to the driver side of the car. Only being able to see one occupant he kept his hand firmly on his gun. The occupant looked to be a female in her early 20's. He leaned intot he window and looked about. "Ma'am can I see your license and registration please?", he sad qith a stern voice. She looked a bit nerous and tilted her head, "Officer this is not even my car honestly. I borrowed it from a friend and I have no idea where he stashes his vehicle information."
Backing away from the vehicle Officer Johnson opened the door, "Ma'am please step away from the vehicle...", his hand still on the gun that he had unstrapped. She did as what was
Fuck Like An Animal (explicit Story 18+ Pls)What's better than camping? Reall, you get away from the weight of the world. My moms side of the family use to have a get together every year in a camp ground just northwest of Payson, Az. Since we didn't have them much anymore I thought I would take my girlfriend up to spend a few days of camping fishing and the like.
She had never really been camping before and didn't know what to expect. She came from a big family who had a decent amount of money and never did anything quite this extreme. I say extreme in the sense that they would always be held up ina resort like atmosphere and sleeping ina tent in the middle of the woods was not something they would see as fun.
Jenny and I had just returned back tot he camp site on the first night after doing a little fishing. The sun was going down and I was starting to set up the fire in the pit. She was getting the fish we had just caught ready to be wrapped up in foil and placed neatly in the pit outside the fire.
I couldn't help but
The Million Dollar Question - By Dms (sexually Explicit Story 18+ Pls)There I was on the sound stage of America's number 1 hit Game show.
Standing at the podium in my white three piece suit waiting to answer the question.
I guess I should explain how I got here, huh?
To the final question. The one worth one million dollars. Let's flashback a bit shall we?
I had waited in line for these auditions for a little under 24 hours now. The weather was nice I brought a book and a small television to catch the Broncos game the day before.
Finally I was next in line when a lady with a small headset on walked up to me and asked me to come inside to another part of the stage for my audition. I sat down in a student style chair as I waited for her to read off the questions. Instead she dropped the question cards and removed the headset.
"look I'm going to be honest with you. We here at The Million Dollar question need to cast a minority. All of the people who have come in here today have just been nightmares. Have you ever seen White Men Can't Jump sir?", sh
Everything Old Is New AgainI doubt I'm going to take new pictures until my injury heals, so I scrounged around on my hard drive and found a few old pics that I thought might be worthy of uploading. I hope everyone enjoys them. I hope to get some naughty ones as soon as I'm feeling better.
XOXOXO
Illuminaughty
"I BELIEVE" by Shavonne Andrews
SHAVONNE@ CherryTAP
Stock Trading | Video Hosting | Funny Videos | Secrets
One of My Songs that I wrote -- "I BELIEVE", Aired on Christian Gospel Radio Stations.
WAPN.91.5 Fm
www.wapn.net
WAPB 91.7 FM
www.wapb.net
NATIONAL INDEPENDENT ARTIST RADIO NETWORK
www.NIARadioNetwork.com
What Should I GetWhat should i get pierced next i have my tounge done twice,my nose,my nipples done rite now.
need some more what should i get done.
The Concert!I just got back from a kick ass concert! It started out with Potluck, Boondox, Subnoize Souljaz, and then the Kottonmouth Kings!!!!!
I had a blast, even though I can't hear worth shit and my body aches in pain! I wish ya'll that like these bands/rappers, could of been there! They were also here on December 1st also! Kottonmouth Kings made me lose my voice.
Anyways, leave me comments!
Kevin
So May Letters...yay!!!GOOD EVENING TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. I HAVE ENJOYED THE SERIES OF BLOG ENTRIES, PHOTOS, AND COMMENTS. TO THOSE ON A MORE PERSONAL LEVEL, I AM IN THE MIDST OF RETURNING ALL LETTERS. PLEASE TRY AND BEAR WITH ME, TIRED ME. ME SO TIRED...PLEASE CONTINUE TO BE PATIENT, I AM SLOWLY REPONDING,,,RIO
WomenA WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
..one old love she can imagine going back to.. and one who reminds her how far she has come...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own
even if she never wants to or needs to...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
something perfect to wear if the employer or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
..a youth she's content to leave behind...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a set of screwdrivers, cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
..one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal that will make her guests feel honored..
A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
...a feeling
Dec 2nd PoemChained
I cant stand on my own
shackled and chained
on my flesh bleeding
falling slowly
staining the ground red
Ive cried and cried
but my tears no longer come
I listen for a faint sound
Slave to something i may never see
Ive lost all anger
my pain has bled away
i have become empty
a void never to be filled
My mind has become silent
I dream with no sleep
And i hope with everything left
to finally lose myself
Question # 2is life a mystery? or it really never meant to happen at all?
Can't SleepI have not ben able to fall asleep.I'm just not tired I go in at 4 or 5 I'm like ok I have to go in and I lay there for 30 minutes to an hour. Maybe it's sex deprivation since I got the new position at work I get less sex. That's all that's changed.
My Heart Will Go OnEvery night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.
Love can touch us one time and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold you
In my life we'll always go on.
Near, far wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on.
Once more, you open the door
And you're hear in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.
You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on.
Pagr FrozenHi all,
My cherry home page has become frozen and has not moved for over 4 days. I have sent a message to support and hopefully it will be fixed.
I know there are new user comments but I cannot get to see them yet but as soon as I do I will reply, I'm not ingoring you.
Thanks all and I hope to be back soon as I miss yer.
Nix..........I lust you.
xx
What Kind Of Blogger Are You???Your Blogging Type is Confident and Insightful
You've got a ton of brain power, and you leverage it into brilliant blog.
Both creative and logical, you come up with amazing ideas and insights.
A total perfectionist, you find yourself revising and rewriting posts a lot of the time.
You blog for yourself - and you don't care how popular (or unpopular) your blog is!
What's Your Blogging Personality?
Christmas Taghey y'all help my friend out in the christmas tag contest
bomb her pic with comments show some love please
Ehhhhhlook i just have no idea whats going on anymore, things have just being getting......i don't know.......i just don't know what to say in this, but i needed somthing to blast on. but ye. things and....someone have being getting werid i don't know what to do. and if she reads this she can talk to me about it and her feeligns
Feeling Hung OverI drank alot last night so I am feeling kinda disoriented today lol.
Thank You.chevymann!!!!!!!!!!@ CherryTAP
I would like to thank this mouth breather for the ones and nasty comments that he gave me. This dumb fuck waste of space gave me a whole bunch of free cherry points with every one and rude comment that he gave me. He is another one of those people that added me as a friend telling me hot and sexy I was and how much he wanted me and my girlfriend. But when he was told we wern't interested he all of a sudden was not into cossdressers. Claiming he was straight. LOL!!! Yeah um, no take backs, sorry he likes cock, he already said it. Anyway, he is on ignore now and I took him off my friends list.
The Irs And The PenisJust about the only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis.
This is due to the fact that 70% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 13% of the time it is pissed off, 12% of the time it is hard
up, and 5% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but
they're nuts.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
Effective January 1, 2005, penises will be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10"- 12" Luxury Tax
8"- 9" Pole Tax
6"- 7" Privilege Tax
; 4"- 5" Nuisance Tax
Note: Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT FILE FOR AN EXTENSION!!!
Catholic ParrotsA lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem.
I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say,
Hi, we're hookers!
Do you want to have some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed,
then he thought for a moment.
"You know," he said,
"I may have a solution to your problem.
I have two male talking parrots,
which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,
and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter.
My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots
are sure to stop saying . . .
that phrase . . in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded,
"this may very well be the solution."
The next day,
she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed,
she walke
Hey Ladies And GentsI am posting this blog for a reason I will tell you a little secret guy will not tell you but if they do you should listen and not ignore the problem or you relationship will get woest when a guy said he want to help you work it out don't ignore him or give him hta bullshit it is to late for one you never gave him a chance and ingnoring him is not the answer cuz he will never know what he did wrong til you talk and explain things to him and I know what your thinking it is like talking to a kid well in a sence it is we all have diffrent needs we are all not mind reader and if a girl says it tell them to you people need to learn hout to communcate to make something work out even if it is a friendship cuz women think they said something to you and they didn't and like my ex for instance what I many about communcating I told he thing 5 times before she ever got it can she kept on blaming it on her last relationship I meahn if you not intrested in a guy tell him don't use him cuz guys don't
Men (ladies You'll Love This One)Enjoy!
> >
> > One day my housework-challenged husband decided to
> > wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into
> > the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I
> > use on the washing machine?"
> > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your
> > shirt?"
> > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
> >
> > And they say blondes are dumb...
> >
> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going
> > to make you the happiest woman in the world." The
> > woman replies, "I'll miss you.."
> >
> > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says
> > as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you
> > think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn
> > like this?"
> >
> > "Probably that I married you for your money," she
> > replied.
> >
> >
> > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
> > sensitive man?
> > A: A rumor
> >
> > A PRAYER....
> >
> > Dear Lord,
> > I pray for Wisdom
My Dog Can Read And WriteA young Southern boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his Redneck father. "Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education are coming up with! Why, they actually have a program here that will teach Fido how to talk!" "That's absolutely amazing!" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" Just send him down here with $1000," the boy says, "I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1000. About 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again. "So how's Fido doing, son?" his father asks. "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program, that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!" "READ!?" says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in tha
CoffeeA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
In A Soldier's Eyes....In a Soldier's Eyes....
To look into a soldier's eyes, the window to their soul.
Look out from inside their mind and see horrors never told.
You say we are just killers, it's not that plain you see.
Take a walk inside my boots and see what I have seen.
Many innocent lives taken and soldiers, they were some.
Giving their life freely to get the mission done.
The last cold stare of death, we see in our buddies eyes.
They fought for all your freedom, this is why we die.
Some wonder why we fight to protect this nation and maybe lose our life.
Ask this question to a soldier, the answers in their eyes.
Always will we be here waiting, the call we won't deny.
We'll always fight for freedom, never asking why.
We'll go away to far off lands , leaving our loved ones behind.
Many times we die alone, several times inside.
Open windows to our soul, see the tears we hide.
Secrets that we cannot keep are in a soldier's eyes
Funny NamesNow since I have been on here, I have seen quite a few profile names scroll across the top. My two favorites so far are "I didn't lose my virginity, I know were I left it" and "I swing like Helen Keller at a pinata party" LOL does any one have any more they crack me up.
Open My Eyeswhen i close my eyes i see her lips see them coming near i feel wet lips brush against my ear.
when i close my eyes i see her hands i feel them on my chest rubbing rhythmically caressing affectionately.
when i close my eyes i see hers gazing into mine looking at me, into me through me seducing soundlessly.
when i close my eyes i see her tongue feel it teasing mine tasting my neck sweet, wet tastes just fine.
when i open my eyes she's watching the sunrise not wearing last nite's skirt or blouse only my favorite shirt nothing more and i'm aroused...
Become My FanTO ALL THE NEW RECENT SEXY CHERRY FRIENDS ADDED TO MY FRIENDS LIST PLEASE FEEL FREE TO BECOME MY FAN, I WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU
People Are Strange!Excellent Cover by Echo and the Bunnymen!
People are strange when youre a stranger
Faces look ugly when youre alone
Women seem wicked when youre unwanted
Streets are uneven when youre down
When youre strange
Faces come out of the rain
When youre strange
No one remembers your name
When youre strange x3
People are strange when youre a stranger
Faces look ugly when youre alone
Women seem wicked when youre unwanted
Streets are uneven when youre down
When youre strange
Faces come out of the rain
When youre strange
No one remembers your name
When youre strange x3
When youre strange
Faces come out of the rain
When youre strange
No one remembers your name
When youre strange x3
BossA man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."
"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.
The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."
The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.
"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.
"That one costs 2,000 dollars."
"And what does that one do?" the man asked.
The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"
Goin Back To BedI was rudely awakened...I'm going back to bed because my family here is pissing me off, and I'm getting a headache..I'll probably be back sooner rather than later...but we'll see.
Dave...I'll keep voting my booty off when I come back...
And for those of you guys and gals that haven't already...Go vote for CrazySanta's Christmas tag! Vote as many times as you can.
See you all in a couple of hours.
Toxic Relationships!Toxic relationships!
'When a blind man leads a blind man, they both end up in the ditch'
(Matthew ) (15:14TM)
Your development, and in some cases your healing, can only take place when you walk with the right people!
Remember the story of the scorpion that asked a frog to carry him
across the river because he could not swim? How do I know you will not sting me? the frog asked. If I do, we'll both drown, he replied. So the scorpion hopped on. Half way across the river the scorpion stung him. As they were drowning the frog said, 'You promised you wouldn't. Why did you sting me? The scorpion replied, I cannot help it, it's my nature to sting.
Learn to recognize toxic relationships and walk away from them before they take you down with them. A toxic relationship is like a body part with gangrene; if you do not amputate, the infection will spread. Unless you have the courage to cut off what will not heal, you will end up losing much more.
You cannot partner successfully w
Nothig Good Or Worth A Look,go Read Eles Where!!Just go with the flow they say!!
One half says don't say it!!
One half says scream it!!
One half says everything happens for a reason!!
One half says things happen only when you make them.
One half screams shut up!!
One half say run!!
One half says stay!!
but are any of these half me?
Been bossed around,push down,throw away,yet they all come back to me.
wonder if any of these halfs care anymore about me.
or are they so blind that all they see is their self.
which is not all their fault, thats all i show when you look at me,is yourself.
even they parts of you that you know where there but didn't want to face them.
So who is who in all these muck!!
It Never Just Rains...it PoursHa..ha...ha. Who says I don't have a sense of humor when it comes to the irony of life. Yes folks things continiue to get worse for this driver. 7am this morning I get busy and get someone out to fix my little headlight problem. by 9 he arrives and begins to set about working on it..Dispatch contacts me with a load to heading to Ca.....things are looking good....well maybe anyways...load hadn't been scalerd out so was 50/50 chance I would have to bring it back...but still...was feeling possative...and then...yes folks just when you think you see the light....a dark cloud forms overhead. I notice that one of my tires have gone flat and need to be replaced...and then discover that I can't get to the place because it is a no trucks route...and then get told be there in 7 minutes...that was over a half hour ago....
So yet again I play the game of sit.....and wait. How long who knows....will load still be there....don't know......Another day looking totally wasted......pretty much at thi
Alonyda's LamentI need someplace to
Hide away
Maybe a cave of silence
Where I can wake up
The echoes
Maybe and echo where I can
Wake up the caves
She always gave more that she'd take
Is still giving to this day
Too much living
Is no way to die
It's been cold since
You had to go away
I saw your face in the clouds today
I'm stuck here feeling
The same old way
But nothing's been the same
All along
And I still
Can't believe
That you're gone
Perfect BreakfastWOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheatie's box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
You're So VainThis Song Reminds Me Alot Of How The Girls Were/Are Like In High School. Also How Some Women Are In Real Life Also And Are Like In Here.
Faster Pussycat Videos | Movie Clips | France Vacation Rentals
FriendsHi every one hope u all had a good week end sadly it is over and have to do jobs.
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from www.sexiluv.com
hope u all have a beautiful day! love u all kisses and hugs!Hope u all take care.
HonestyYou Are 76% Brutally Honest
Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear.
Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful.
How Brutally Honest Are You?
I Am NewI just started and im trying to get more people to join this cherry awsome site.
Number 1 Country SongTop 17 Country Songs
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring,You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Were Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the Number One Country Song ---
1. I Ain't Never
Have You Ever Seen....This is my daughter Torie. She is 3 and She is the cutest kid on CT!! BOMB her with LOVE...comments count so if everyone would comment her pic a few times that would be great!! Vote for an awesom cute kid!
xoxoxo
Immortal Love
♥Immortal♥ Love♥@ CherryTAP
When I Die...When I die if you need to weep,
Cry for your brother or sister walking the street beside you. And when you need me, put your arms around anyone, And give them what you need to give me.
I want to leave you something,
Something better than words or sounds.
Look for me in the people I've known or loved.
And if you can not give me away
At least let me live in your eyes and not your mind.
You can love me most by letting hands touch hands,
By letting bodies touch bodies,
And by letting go of children that need to be free.
Love doesn't die, people do.
So when all that's left of me is love, give me away.
--Author Unknown
I'm There Inside Your HeartRight now I'm in a different place,
And though we seem apart,
I'm closer than I ever was...
I'm there inside your heart.
I'm with you when you greet each day
And while the sun shines bright,
I'm there to share the sunsets too...
I'm with you every night.
I'm with you when times are good,
To share a laugh or two,
And if a tear should start to fall...
I'll still be there for you.
And when that days arrives
That we no longer are apart,
I'll smile and hold you close to me...
Forever in my heart.
PoemTale of a Gothic Princess
Princess Dominica looked so beautiful
All dressed in black
With white make-up and dark purple lips
She sat on the throne so full of majesty
The onlookers were dazzled by her beauty
And worshipped the ground she walked upon
The King was not well
And expected to die soon
And the Queen had died long ago
So the young princess would soon rule the Kingdom
Everyone was impressed with her intelligence and grace
She carried out her duties without question or complaint
And she would always greet new visitors with a smile
Once the audience was over she would return to her rooms
In the privacy of her own room she would cut her wrists
And let the blood pour into a bowl
She would force food down her throat until she could eat no more
Then she would go to the lady’s room and be violently sick
Underneath all her garments she was painfully thin
She felt so much pressure to be beautiful
She had many suitors but none
Need Some Help Guys :)Please vote for my guys in the CUTEST KIDS CONTEST :)
THANKS!
http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=159936&i=246058936
Leave a comment for them and they get a vote!
Much love,
Lisa
Lord Please Rescue MeDear Lord would you please come rescue me
Seems my life's in depression again you see
Can't seem to reach my self, I don't know me
My life is running me feeling insane so I plead
Crawling back into my shell once more
Never to come out again, no never more
Seems depression is my life's daily bread
With thoughts of lies running in my head
Not much more do I think I can handle
Just want to lie down, put out the candle
Feel so down can't rise up to light my mantle
People in my life who lie I just can't handle
They say one thing then just do another
Making a mockery of many loving others
Of coarse I wouldn't know one way or another
For that is something too that smothers
You know my heart and I believe I'm worthy
But ones in my life seem to make me scurry
Want to run away fast as my body can hurry
So tired of tears and lies my heart bares sorely
Why must darkness seem to always surround me
Can't seem to see the light for the tunnel around me
My heart i
Cadenceis 5 months old today!! I can't believe it. She's still in 3 month clothing, so she hasn't grown too much. She has such a BIG attitude!!!!!!
Souls Without NamesThe fires of Hell burn bright
In the middle of the night
Waiting for an angel to fall
No hope of salvation at all
A poor lost soul
Is swallowed up whole
Consumed in the flames
They are souls without names
The fires are ablaze
In this fiendish maze
Consumed by guilt and shame
There is no one else to blame
The fires are aglow
As you sink so low
The Devil has cast his spell
You face eternity in Hell
God's Precious, Priceless TreasureGod's Precious, Priceless Treasure
Lindsay Roberts
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Several years ago my in-laws, Oral and Evelyn Roberts, were involved in a car accident. Although they were not injured physically, Evelyn was upset. I tried to comfort her by saying, "It was only a car, and a car can be replaced. But we can't replace you."
She replied, "But I was carrying such precious cargo!" referring to Oral. Evelyn knew the value of her husband, whom she loves and who serves God with all of his heart. His life and ministry bless the world.
That incident reminded me of just how much God loves and treasures each one of us. He loves us with an unconditional love. John 3:16 AMP expresses that love so well:
God so greatly loved and dearly prized the world that He [even] gave up His only-begotten (unique) Son, so that whoever believes in (trusts in, clings to, relies on) Him shall not perish (come to destruction, be
New At ThisWell I guess I am supposed to say what's on my mind. Pull up a chair this can take a while.
Nah I guess I'll keep it brief the Dallas Cowboys my favorite football team is about to play. I am meeting some interesting people on this site. Some are cool as hell other's sort of standoffish. Still there are those who are in competition for the most visits. I just want to have a good time and make friends with people and get to know as many as I posibly can. Learn about where they are from and see where their heads are at. That way I can see where my head is at and keep things in perspective.
Personally, I am your typical average American male. Have a dead end job that doesn't appreciate the long grueling hours you put in on their behalf. It's not about the paycheck but helping people. I am a police dispatcher I take 911 calls and I get abused by the people who call in and the managers running the place and on top of all that the police themselves feel they have to add to the misery.
RoarMy boobs hurt. I know tmi. Anyway i really am getting a tad sick of assholes :) Would it kill you to respect my feelings for like five minuetes? I really think it would. Exspecially [[you]]. -rolls eyes-
I told nick not to come im to tired and have to much to do to deal with him. Ill go see him on onea my days off. He only lives like 45mins from here. No biggie.
I gotta go cook dinner. And finish decorating my living room. Im getting a different tree since mine really went evil and it just didnt like me.
Oh. Seriously to [[you]] i hope you choke :) And im not just saying that. =]
Muah to the rest of you ♥
Sammie baby! I love you ♥
Oh and i just listend to your voicemail from the other night it was all cute and stuff!
Danielle = my new lover ;)
Haha. ♥
Stupid Asses-------------------Freakboy---------------------
Well since this recent splurge on a photoshopped pic on some nimrod's profile:
It almost saddens me that people are so easy to use death or symbolism of death to promote their hate towards George W. Bush or politics. If you don't like him or them, thats your choice, but don't pull in those Marines, Soldiers, Sailors and Air Force, that have paid the ultimate price to give you that right to BITCH, MOAN and GD COMPLAIN!
So show some damn respect, a little maturity and restrain from putting the military into your hatred towards politicians. So get yourself some education and realize that politics and the military are two COMPLETELY separate entities, the politicians only tell us what they need done.
So those reading this, if u haven't already, post your disapproval and/or complaints to CT support and get this kind of idiotic trash of this site.
Thank you!
-----------------By them eat cake-----------------
How fucking dist
Lets Playwell did i get a surprise ealier. I was talking to someone on here and ended up on yahoo, about the psp and they mentioned about a camera for the psp. Ok at first i thought hmmmm never heard about that, and i must admit i haven't been keeping up with the latest news on that front, but a quick search revealed pics!
Yes there is a camera that can fit the mini usb on the psp. I always wondered about the holes on the top as they looked like something should screw into them. So this opens up eye toy games and web camming via the psp and a wifi connection. The built in browser can already handle flash, which i didn't realise, and i must admit i am a bit wary of updating the firmware as there are some stories of the latest firmware turn the psp into a brick. As I have only just got mine a couple of months ago, i am a bit wary.
This led us to speculate what else could be done, and a comment on a forum for the psp said that skype can be run on it already! Now as i doubt if there is an off
Two Days To Go...Well For Me... There are only two days to go till I turn the BIG 2 and 8 28... I have to say I am really dreading turning 28 as it is just one step closer to 30 then 30 is another step closer to 40 and so on and so on... WOW I am gettinf depressed thinking about this again... So I will have to make next year a BIG YEAR FOR ME... Early part of the year I plan to Chill Out Looking For Gigs, going out and living life as I always can... :o) hehe Summer Time I will pop down to the beach Nearly Every Weekend to do my Power Kite Flying... And Also take the Opp to learn me Kite Boarding and also if I manage to pick that up I may even this year take the time out to Learn Kite Surfing... HOW COOL IS THAT?... ( I Just Want To Be A Beach Bum hehe ) I Also Need To Lose Some Waight as I am Just alittle over Waight... But I will plan for after christmas to go out running and carry on my eatting habbits as I have started to eat more healthy ... :o) At Least I made a start... But Doing to much before C
Goats Eat People!hey peeps its jeff, rubys bro, i need help!
i wanna put my sister in a contest for most sexiest or whatever but i dont know how. if someone is in any contest put her pic in a contest.
by the way i need a gf. my gf left me. im 16, rubys 18, and tyannas 23.
if ya girls wanna talk email me.
no one wants my email?
jeff
HopeCourtesy of MsTags.com
To all my friends Hope you have a great sunday
Veterans BikeThis is a Harley Electra Glide owned by
Dan Long. It was painted by Dan
Langston. See more of his work at
www.danlangstondesign.com
I Cried A Tear Today!Today i cried a tear drop
today that tear drop fell
Now the love is gone from me
the love we knew so well
I cried all night til' dawn
and a letter i tried to write
For today my heart was broke in two
as you walk slowly out of sight
I don't know how I'll make it
or How I'll get along
I only know that you have left
and the love we had is gone
So when the sun is shinning
over the weary sea
Will you walk the shores of love
and think a thought of me....
5/25/05
BubbaBUBBA
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they's
suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin 'em
fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that
true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and
still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue
Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?"
Back Where I StartedI sit alone in a dull hospital room right now finding a somewhat grim irony to writing this. The last time I was in the hospital, my first blog turned into a cat fight amongst my friends as i lay comatose in the same hospital i sit now. It's different this time, i'm not near death, nor am i on a respirator. I'm actually chain smoking and movie watching my way thru the hours that seem endless. Reminded that while here, I'm not running my business, not making money, not finishing up that last hard to find Christmas gift shopping. It's not all horrible. My office is doing fine without me, my friends are getting along, at least the few i bothered to tell I was coming in here, and ebay has hijacked my credit limit with CIA precision. For some reason me being in here has actually brought out the best in some people, friends and family all seem concerned but respectful, my daughters mom is trying to make peace with my own mother. The kid finally got to go sledding, which when u come from a pl
Pittsburgh Friends Vs Other FriendsThis shit is SOOOOOOOOOO True lol !! Enjoy!!
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS VS. OTHER FRIENDS
OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Make the pierogies & stay to clean up afterwards
OTHER FRIENDS: Will come to your house warming party.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will help you move
OTHER FRIENDS: Will watch sports with you
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will take off of work for a week to drive to aSteeleraway game with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
OTHER FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did waswrong.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...wemessedup -that was fun!
OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Cry with you.
OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Keep your
Picture Taking. (repost)I have seen a lot of pretty ladies here on CT. I see a lot of you ladies taking pictures of your self with your phone and through the mirror. The flash ruins most of your pics. I have a lot of professional cameras. If you need someone to take those pics for you, you just let me know. They can be done very discreetly. I must say that I to am guilty of taking my own pic. But this is something that I offer all of the ladies out there. No strings or anything wierd. Just an offer to the ladies out there. Stop by and give out some love. woodmaster2358
The Vampiric Origin Of AlexziqLOL, the subject's a little missleading but the statement is accurate. Ive stated before that "Alexziq" is a letter play on my last name "Aleksich" taken from the Slavic "Aleksic". The Origin of name Aleksic in Serbian actually means "Son of Alexander", and that refers to Alexander the Great of course. To those that dont know the true history of the origin of the vampir, Ill fill you in. The Vampir legend was started by people of the Orthodox Christian faith and the Serb peasants of the land in what is now known as Serbia, and Romania.
The Orthodox church looked up to Alexander as a great hero who defended the Church and fought the Muslim armies. Time passed and so did Alexander but the Sultan, and Muslims forces continued to fight their way through Serbia, and Romania to Greece. A great defender of the Church arose known as " Vlad Tepech". Vlad and the Romanian, and Serbian nations, along with the Orthodox church formed "the Order of the Dragon" a knighthood of soldiers loyal to
What Game Should I Get?jeff here, what game should i get for my xbox360 that rubys getting me for christmas?
dead rising, gears of war, condemed, some others i forgot
Melinda SquirmingWe are sitting at a table in the club talking, listing
to music and people watching. It is getting late and
I am getting bored, so when a slow song comes on I ask
you to dance with me before I call it a night.
You say yes, we get up and make our way to the dance
floor where you take me gently into your arms. I moan
softly under my breath, which brings a small smile to
your lips.
As we make our way around the floor, I take my hand
off of your waist and place it in your front pocket;
deeply enough that I can stroke your cock with the
side of my thumb, and it's your turn to moan.
I pull you closer to my body and my eyes meet yours.
I drag my tongue across my lips, letting you know that
I wouldn't be upset to not make it home that evening,
and as the song ends we head for the door.
The night is warm and quiet, and as we stand under the
cover of darkness you run your hands across my breasts
and down between my legs. I moan softly and lean back
into your body for closer co
Silent ScreamsHow hard can someone try
to please someone else?
I've tried and failed
Can't tell you how that felt
My emotions are bubbling
Is it really too troubling
to watch your daughter cry?
I can feel them
the tears
are coming
My skies are darkening
getting greyer
What in the hell do we
have to say to her
to make her see we're
not playing around?
I'm listening to this and silently
breaking without a sound
How far will I go
to please all of you?
Will I continue until
there is nothing left?
I don't even know
but that's it I bet
Everything you say reaches my ears
but instead of consoling you turn
away from my tears
You take one last look at me
What is it you really see?
Quizzical looks and stares
I have endured
but those from you are the hardest
to bare
Now you scream and yell
where once you insured
How far will I go
to sacrifice?
To listen to the backstabbing
stories and lies?
Will all of this kill me?
Guess that's for you to decide
Do you st
60 Things You Should Never Tell A Naked Guy!1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Ever
"volume Of Silence"Another piece that I have written.
"Have you ever sat and took the time to hear the silence? Have you ever heard the volumes it speaks? It says everything that you are afraid to say, to admit to, to agree to, to disagree to. The key to unlocking your depths of perception is in your hands. What shall you do with it? The longer you wait the louder it gets until it just swallows you up and you become a part of it, a part of the abyss that is just as unscathed as the one thing that was spawned forth from it, leaving you disabled to the joys and sorrows of what it is that you do not understand. And you only thought that that when someone says to you "It all falls upon deaf ears.", that it held no weight, no merit, no validity? Test it to test you and let the truth be heard in the volume of silence."
Written on Tuesday Jan. 25, at 10:46 P.M.
New Song Released 12/03/06New Music Track Available see below for info
Album: Industrial Strength
Track Title: Vampires Of The Night
Release Date: 12/03/06
Style: Industrial/Goth Club Music
DJ dLancerb - Come here to listen
Dreams In RealityMy heart flutters as I think of you
Blood boils in my mind
Thoughts of us together
Holding outstretched hands
Looking in the eyes of the other
How is this so real, maybe its all a dream
If it be a dream
PLEASE PLEASE
Let me sleep until I die
This is a dream I wish to never end
This is a dream better than heaven
Someplace I have never seen,
But as far as my imagination
I have found heaven
In your eyes
In your touch
In your scent
This dream please let me keep
Make it last enternal
Keep me in the dark
Dont allow these eyes to awake
For my soul belongs here
My soul is held
Those delicate hand
Cradle my soul
Keep it close to yours
Girls' Night OutTwo women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her rear that
Please Help!Go leave as many comments as you can! I like seeing all my different messages, but I wanna see some more!
Think Before You SpeakOkay, a woman originally posted this, but when I read it, I had to add it.....lmao
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and
three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at
JokesA little boy is pulling hie little red wagon down the street in front of a church where the pastor is standing outside , when the boy gets in front of the church a wheel falls off his wagon , the boy says god damn it , the pastor says bot dont say god damn it say god help me . The second day the boy is in front of the church with his wagon and two wheels fall off the wagon and the boy says god damn it again , and the pastor says boy plz dont say god damn it say god help me . The third day the boy is once again in front of the church and three wheels fall off his wagon the boy is getting upset and says god damn it , the pastor says plz young boy dont say god damn it say god help me . The fourth day the boy is pulling his wagon by the church and all four wheels fall off his wagon , the boy looks discusted and says god help me ........all four wheels pop back on the wagon and the pastor says god damn it...........
FirstWell this will be my first official blog entry for my page and i really have no clue what to write on here. I guess i could tell you about me but then again its much more fun if you ask. This site is cool but it takes awhile to figure all this stuff out. well maybe i will actually continue this blog thing and you can find out more about me. Untill then later.
New GuyHello everyone. I am new to this. I've been on myspace for a while, but got boring and wanted to try something different. One of my army buddies recommended this site so here I am. Thanks for comments ahead of time. xxx
Mike
AnythingFirst time here and trying to find out how to work this thing.. It's hard to find thing's you want to know about CherryTAP
Fairy Tailsthere is a couple who are 65 yrs young and go out to dinner for thier 30th wedding anniversary while they are at thier table a little fairy pops in and says to congrat you to on all your yrs togther thru the good times and the bad times i am going to give you both one wish . The wife is so happy she says a want a romantic cruise around the world . So the fairy wavws her magic waund and puff two tickets for a romantic cruise around the world pop into the womans hand . Now the fairy tells the man it is his turn , the man thinks and turns to his wife and say sorry honey but this is a once in a life time oppertunity and wishes for a woman who is 20 yrs younger than he is ........the wife bows her head and starts to cry the fairy says ok i promised you your wish so the fairy waves her waund and poff the man was 85 yrs old.........
HelloCan everyone please answer these couple of questions for me?
1) Am I pretty?
2) Would you ever date me?
3) If you saw me at a club would you approach me?
4) What do you think when you see my pics?
I thank you all...Love Emilie xoetc.
CherrypyeI'm not sure how many of you know my friend CherryPye...but I was asked to let those on her friends list know that she will be offline until further notice...her PC is dead.
CherryPye@ CherryTAP
We Were Alone TogetherStay still I want to lay
With my head upon your chest
My love
my darling
my everything
Let's lay here and just rest
Brush your fingers across my cheek
Run your hands down through my hair
Laying here together
alone
I have but only one care
Together alone we share a night
Where no one can interfere
Together alone we share our love
We have nothing here to fear
I'll love you with my being
Let me get on for the ride
Let's let our passion flow
Up and down
just like the tide
The moon is full in celebration
Of our love-making on this night
We're together alone finally
There's not a single soul in sight
Kiss me
make me scream out
Faster
harder
as I plead
I'll give you exactly what you want
Please return everything I need
I need every single bit of you
Your lips
your eyes
your soul
Together alone on this heated night
We perform as one
a whole
The erotic waves of passion
Going all throughout my form
Hold me tightly
don't let go
Share your
PrayersNow i lay me down to sleep,
i pray the lord my soul to keep.
And if i should die before i wake,
I pray the lord my soul to take.
Save me from the things of hell,
that seek inside my mind to dewell.
Strenthen my hold on reality,
in the face of adversity.
And if it should pass,
the madness pulls me down at last,
I pray there be a place for me,
away from all this misery
Amen
The RoseThe red rose screams of passion,
the white rose whispers love.
Oh the red rose is a falcon,
and the white rose is a dove.
So i send you a cream white rose bud,
with a flush on its pettle tips.
For even the love that is purest and sweetest,
has a kiss of desire on its lips
People Drive Me CrazyTired of all the games, drama and stress. If you cant be honest with me 100% then leave me the fuck alone!! Why do I need or want you in my life if you're not gonna be on my team in a positive way. Tryin to get me down thinkin ya sparin my feelings?? Come on now, I'm a big boy I can handle the truth. If you come by my spot and you THINK you have fakeness in your system, just pass me by please save us both some time. THANKS!
Another Old Favorite Written By MeI Would Like!
I would like to have romantic evenings at home or out on the town.
I would like to give you massages starting at the shoulders and going down.
I would like to take you on trips when you feel you need a break.
I would lke to make you dinner or breakfast when you awake.
I would like to tell you I love you as you gaze into my dark brown eyes.
I would like to make you my wife and never hurt you with lies.
all these things I would like but i'm unable to do; because sadly i'm only I and to do them I need You!
written by Some1special2k
If Your Boredcome and rate my pics and profile. I would really appriciate it and I will return the favor
OmgOkay. So I'm new and kinda getting use to this. I'm still pretty addicted to myspace. That's never gonna change. As far as know I shouldn't even be on this. I'm to young? Oh well. So show your girl some love.
Thanks♥
Pieces Of The Book,..edited For LengthEarly LoreTracey Lynn DunningtonThe Third Tracee encounter
It had to be around the month of April,1992 after I celebrated the date of my birth. I was in my first apartment, having delusions of grandeur. My roommate Chris was lamenting about a girl seemingly lost to him, and we connected because I too had a girl lost to me…
May had come, still no luck. I meet a few women though. A different Tracey had become a cancer to me. A green-eyed woman had me where she wanted me, almost. This had become depressing. So, in efforts to belay this fate, I began to go to a new church with the ham Orlando. He began to weave an intricate tale about a certain household in Hephzibah, where sometimes the amorous natures of three girls often got the best of them. This had to be stopped! I thought that this might buy the time I needed to get over the first fake Tracee encounter. Orlando revealed that two of the women were taken; I was to go entertain the third. Phone calls we
I Am Soooobored that I am gonna go out of my mind. If you want to chat you know where to find me but if you don't here is my yahoo and msn addresses. coldplaycmh@yahoo.com or coldplaycmh@hotmail.com
I Am Soooobored that I am gonna go out of my mind. If you want to chat you know where to find me but if you don't here is my yahoo and msn addresses. coldplaycmh@yahoo.com or coldplaycmh@hotmail.com
I Swear...!Why does the right wing have no confidence in the enduring ideals of America and our way of life?
Radio host Dennis Prager wrote a column earlier this week claiming that Rep.-elect Keith Ellison (D-MN), the first Muslim elected to Congress, had “announced that he will not take his oath of office on the Bible, but on the bible of Islam, the Koran.” Prager not only compared it to being sworn in with a copy of Hitler’s “Mein Kampf,” but wrote that the act is "damaging to the fabric of American civilization." Just how flimsy is this fabric, anyway? Is it really always on the verge of shredding apart like the right seems to think?
"Insofar as a member of Congress taking an oath to serve America and uphold its values is concerned" Prager argued, "America is interested in only one book, the Bible." Well if that weren't ridiculous enough on its face, the fact is that NO BOOK is actually used in the taking the oath of office. Some members of the House choose to have a Bible with them, bu
Hmmmmmmmmmm Can You Help Me Make Up My Mind?can you help me make up my mind ? I am bored so I wanna change my main pic , can you help me deside?leave me mail , comment here or on the pic ....do what you must to let me no!
SPANKS ALOT
HEATHER
My Lifepeople sit there and talk about you like you are a dog, then they pretend like they dont know what you are talking about when asked. well, i am here to tell everyone a little more about me. i am taken, but if he doesnt change things maybe diffenet. i love to go to races, hang out with friends. i love to shop!!! i like camping, going to mudd bogs, i like to fish and party.... for the ones that know me, i am everything you would wants as a friend. i hate people that lie and try to take you for granted. to all that knows me, will say that i am the best friend that i a friend can have. i hate people that try to be like everyone else. YOU ARE YOU, AND THERE IS NO WAY TO CHANGE THAT, GET OVER YOURSELF AND STOP ACTING FAKE.i dont like to start trouble, anyway possible i will stay out of things. but dont go behind my back and talk about me. i have a face and if anyone has anything to say then they need to say it to my face.... ne~ways, thought that i would tell you a little bit about myself. a
Curious.Do you think that pushing people away is a way of protecting them? And, if you do... from what?
My opinion? I do see it as a way of protecting someone else. Because... if you've messed up so much before, and you've caused someone so much hurt and pain... you could actually meet someone that you really gave a damn about. And, you wouldn't want to put them through what you've been through.. or what you've put other people thorugh..
Especially if you still carry baggage from your past. And, I do carry baggage from mine. Don't string people along, it's just dumb.
On another note, I'd like to say.. if you have someone, and they love you. AND, you're still out lookin' for more? Don't let me know. I'll just punch you in the face, because that's what you'll truly deserve. You have NO idea how much that fucks somebody up. People can be so stupid.
.. I do not consider myself a person. I am human. =/ And, these are the days of our lives.
A Heart DividedI don't think she heard a word I said
We're just going through the motions
no spark burns now when we're in bed
she slips away drawn to that siren's call
You know a heart divided will surely fall
loving you used to be so easy
as natural as each breath I take
I remember how you pleased me
and anticipate each move I'd make
all that's left between us is a wall
a lover's heart divided is bound to fall
sweet moments pass, signals missed
when the march of time takes it's toll
too busy to take the time to kiss
and soon a loving heart grows cold
where was love there's nothing at all
You know a heart divided will surely fall
We NeedsAll we need is just a little space
a soft place to land each day
All I Need is to see your face
and melt when I hear you say. . .
Oh bebe I love you forever
take my hand and take me away
Oh bebe I love you so deeply
and in my heart is where you'll stay
All we need is a favorable season
a time to be together again
All we need is just one good reason
to take wing and never be seen again
Oh bebe I need feel you beside me
to make me whole and to make smile
Oh bebe I need you here beside me
at the end of the trip of so many miles
We need to be all alone together
We need a place to make our stand
We need a place to call home dear
A place where I can take your hand
Oh bebe say you need me inside you
to melt the cold harsh life we had led
Oh bebe I need to be there inside you
making sweet love in our wedding bed
A Taste OfThe light poured down warm honey to kiss
her sun pinked soft freckled fragrant skin
to feed my hungry eye with such delights
to make me burn for empassioned nights
The wind caressed her body, a lover's touch
her dark hair brushed by a summer's breeze
she bound my heart in silken cords of need
and filled me with such a need to please
The air is sweet with the lilac's scent
though not as sweet as she is to me
she smiles to me as we linger quietly
lost in a moment's taste of eternity
Wow...lolMy sister and I went to a small holiday party with a group of our friends. My sister’s best friend brought up the conversation of sex... It came up when this guy walked through the door…She turned to my sister, pointed towards the club entrance and said with excitement in her voice “giiiirl that’s him!”
My sister said “him who?”
She said “Remember when I told you that fool snuck in through my garage and caught me with my legs in the air?”
My sister said “yeah I remember”. I said “your legs in the air, come on nah”
She said “Shae, I know you remember my X named Robert, do you know that bastard snuck in through the garage and caught me with my legs so high in the air it looked like I was getting my diaper changed”..
We all laughed, because the thought of that is just too much.
She went on to say that the guy that walked through the door is the guy that she was caught having sex with.
She said, when her Ex came into the room and caught them having sex, he slapped t
Call Out To MeWhen hunger's howling in the wind
and angry thunder parts the sky
When your tender heart it aches
and you feel like you want to die
When it seems like all hope is gone
and you need to find a reason why
Call to me bebe, call out to me
Hear my gentle voice in your heart
I'm here for you until the end
I'm your faithful lover and friend
I'm your loving little lost boy,
born to share my love and joy
Call my name bebe, call for me
Hear my gentle voice in your heart
Copyright © 2006 MasterOfLove
For Me And YouThis was written by my best soul brother MasterOfLove Before He ( left us )for someone I'm sure he still Love even....
Setting thinking, dreaming scheming
of ways to show you all of my love
Oh so many ways, so much delight
in the early morning, or dark of night
Here's hoping our dreams come true. .
Let's build a world for just me and you.
Loving, touching, holding kissing
in all the secret ways you love
Oh so many days, so much delight
in the early evening, or afternoon light
We'll live our dreams make them come true.
Let's build a paradise for just me and you.
From Masteoflove To Baby....( Dairybook)My arms around you tight, slow dancing,
kissing your mouth as you look up at me
my hands rest on the small of your back
fingers aching to caress your sweet rump
we move together in the soft candlelight,
so close, your breasts pressed to my chest
we can feel our hearts racing as we dance
as we move together around the bedroom
my heart swells, my words seem poor
a shadow of my true feelings for you
I bend to whisper so softly into your ear
words of love offered to one so dear
baby . . .
be mine, take my heart, never let it go,
make me long for you when I am alone,
make me glad to see you each day,
make me thankful to be so blessed
we grind together as we dance so close,
our breath mingled so warm and sweet,
as we look deep into each other's eyes,
we know that our hearts were not wrong
you take my hand and you break away,
lead me smiling to our well worn bed,
slowly we touch each other to the core,
blissful hours spent in deep love's grip
MarriageIn less than a week I will be married.
weird huh?
InvitingWarm darkness pierced with points of light
Crescent moon soars high to take it's place
Our soft echos fill the still summer night air
I reach for you and cry out your name
Hear me calling to you so soft and low
sweet music to bind your heart to mine
See my body flicker in the looming dark
Bathed warm in the glow of distant stars
I search for your spirit and feel you near
Come here to me love, please take my hand
Let me fill your heart with the light of the sun
With many a kiss till the golden light of dawn
Copyright © 2006 MasterOfLove
A MessageI Found This Written On A Paper In Sammy's Jacket Inner Pocket,When I Went To Hospital Visiting Him.
There is no worse fate a person can suffer than the loss of a lover. Whether the loss is because of death or departure, the pain and grief that we feel is still the same. The aching pain can easily overwhelm us and drive us to the edge of reason.
In this time of trouble we must find strength, and the hope that someday we can live and love again. I have found my strength through writing poetry. Through my romantic and erotic love poems and songs I have come to terms with what I had, have, and may have again someday.
This collection of romantic and erotic love poems is dedicated to all lovers around the world faced with that aching moment in their life. I hope that your hears will heal soon, and that you will find joy in your life.
I hope my poems help you find peace. If you find my poetry worth reading, share my poems with a loved one. I wish all of you lovers all the best in
Dark NightsIn the darkest night I'm there with you
when storms rage fierce with hunger
I will always be there with you
When it seems that my strength is gone
and I doubt that I have the will to carry on
you are always there for me
Remember when I get a little crazy baby
feeling like the world is falling apart
you are there to see me through
In the storm tossed night I'm there for you
when the world around us falls apart
I will always be with you
When it seems that all hope is gone
and I doubt I have the strength to carry on
you are there beside me
Remember when life gets crazy baby
feeling like the world is tearing us apart
we are there together in the darkest night
NewbieI am new to this sight and it seems pretty cool,if anybody wants to know anything or make any comments,i would love to hear them.
In ServiceMy temptress, goddess, friend and wife
I long for your soft lips upon my burning skin
to take you, possess you, make you mine
warm flesh pressed so close onto our bed
your master and slave in love's sweet service
in sweet surrender to love's sublime call
Lay beside me, moan for me, a hungry melody
pinked cheeks made with such tender care
cupped hand on your sweet round rump in time
hours pass in our journey to that secret place
where we flow like river currents entwined
twin streams bound tightly by true love
Your back arches, in sweet surrender
you belong to me forever my little one
your mountain strong until the end of time
I shall protect you and never let you go
I cherish the gift you bring to me so freely
that you win my heart and I cry your name
We are both bound tight in this dance
for I am a slave to you in love's service
bound to you forever body and soul
as you are my love slave forevermore
sweet surrender to love's seductive call
two wild hearts
Restless BedWhen I lay on my restless bed
When sleep's soft cloak evades me
When my eyes refuse to close
When sweet dreams will not take me
My mind casts about for reasons why
My love has turned away from me
My crime that has undone our love
My fatal flaw still eludes me
Why did we have to lose our way?
Why do we have to be so far apart?
Why can't you tell me what is wrong?
Why can't I ease your aching heart?
You told me I was the only one
You said we would never be apart
You told me that I must go away
You still own my old foolish heart
When I peer into the midnight of life
When I search for your spirit's light
When I try to make this puzzle whole
When can we try to make it right?
Copyright © 2006 MasterOfLove
Cherry Tap Skinsto grab anyone of the skins, visit this page or go directly to my profile, scroll down to the bottom and click on view members' skins
Football!I totally had so much fun today! I usually go and watch my huband play football and take pictures but us girls decided to play today. I did pretty good i tackled a few of the guys, i even ran the ball a little and one of the girls tried to tackle me but couldnt take me down, i even cought like a 30 yard pass and ran it some! It was a lot of fun and the next time we play i am sooo going to have to play too!
Ww3World War III
This article is about a hypothetical global nuclear war. The term World War III is sometimes also used to describe the Cold War of the 20th Century.
World War III is the name given to a hypothetical world war, initially supposed to be fought between superpowers with weapons of mass destruction, usually nuclear weapons. Superpower confrontation was deemed to be the major threat in the latter half of the 20th century, where the Cold War saw the capitalist United States face the communist USSR. This conflict was presumed to result in the extermination or technological impoverishment of humanity.
Such a globally destructive war with such pervasive weapons ranks with asteroid impact, a hostile technological singularity, and catastrophic climate change as an "extinction-level event".
Historical scenarios
When asked what kind of weapons World War III would be fought with, Albert Einstein replied:
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World W
Wake Up PeopleMedia Cranks Up Hard Sell of Biometric and RFID Microchipped Future
Kurt Nimmo
December 2, 2006
I don’t watch a lot of television. But no sooner did I flip on MSNBC last night a coiffured talking head appeared gabbling about the insecurity of ATM machines.
If we are to believe Algorithmic Research, an Israeli company, there is a flaw in the average ATM regarding PINs, account numbers, encryption, and decryption, that is to say there is a window of opportunity to snatch this information—over the internet, of course—by an unscrupulous hacker.
Mind you, nobody has actually exploited this alleged flaw and stolen information, MSNBC admits, but it is conceivable, never mind the Secret Service, responsible for this sort of crime, and the American Bankers Association dismiss it as unlikely.
It is also conceivable "al-Qaeda" will attack, as we are told on a nearly weekly basis, but the fact they have not over the last five years never seems to get worked into the equation.
No
Asteroid Impact !!What damage would an Asteroid Impact cause?
A near earth Object (NEO) does not need to be large to devastate. One the size of a small garage would annihilate a large city. One big enough to leave a 10km crater, still nowhere near the size of the biggest (there is a 300km crater on Earth), would have the destructive force of every one of the world's 10,000 nuclear warhead combined.
The Asteroid that destroyed the Dinosaurs
It is thought that 65 million years ago in what is now Yucatan the impact at a velocity of 11 km/second of a 10-kilometer wide asteroid is what helped to bring about the K-T extinction, whereas no land animal with a size greater than the size of a small chicken was able to survive.
Those that study this time frame believe that if man had inhabited the planet at this time, he surely would have been destroyed by this particular event. This event threw huge amounts of matter into the atmosphere in addition to this, it caused 2000 foot waves that may h
Gone But Not Forgotten!Gone But Not Forgotten
Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there, I will not sleep.
The clouds will move on and so will you
The days will get better and that's the truth.
I am the wind that blows
Can you feel me touch your face?
I am the diamonds in the snow
Can you feel my warm embrace?
I am the sunlight, I am the rain
And I will guide you through this pain.
God decided he needed me and
At his side I will always be!
I took a piece from each of you
And this will help me to get through.
Until we meet again dear loved ones
Just know I am happy, what's done is done.
Please remember these words of wisdom
For I have died and gone to Heaven.
Dream as if you'll live forever
Live as though you'll die today.
In memory of my Best Friend's Hero!
Ripped From A Friend Of Mine. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
2. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?
3. Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
5. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
6. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
7. I went for a walk last night, and my kids asked me how long I'd be gone. I said, "The whole time."
8. So what's the speed of dark?
9. How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?
10. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
11. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
12. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
13. I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
1
Hey PeopleLook every I know it is the holiday season…. This should be good news..;however, I just found out this evening.. that one of my uncles was hurt very bad at work last week…. I will apologize now if I am not the most pleasant person here now…look between me working and school…now this I know I will not be on here to much more the next couple of weeks leave a message I will try and get with you later on or after the holiday’s to leave some comments for you..
later
ash
Jacks View Of Womens Flawsand this:
>> One Flaw In Women
>>
>> By the time the Lord made woman,
>> He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
>> An angel appeared and said,
>> "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
>> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on
her?
>> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
>> have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
>> and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
>> have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
>> have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to
a
>>broken heart
>> -and she will do everything
>> with only two hands."
>>
>> The angel was astounded at the requirements.
>> "Only two hands!? No way!
>> And that's just on the standard model?
>> That's too much work for one day.
>> Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>>
>> "But I won' t," the Lord protested.< BR>"I am so close to
>>finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
>> She already heals herself when she is sick
>>
The Old And The NewJust because something or someone new comes into your life, the old never really goes away.
Its like looking for a new dog, after the one you had for 18 years leaves you. You think you want an energetic, cute, cuddily puppy, but what you find you are drawn too is the one that has those eyes that look at you just like the one that left did, his fur has the same silky touch and his wet sloppy kisses give you the exact same feeling in the pit of your stomach. So, you may choose something or someone new, but the old always has a very special place in your heart.
Get Santa Drunk!Click on the link and use your arrow keys to get Santa drunk.
Don't touch the train track!
In the essence of holiday stress, thought you might take a moment from your busy, busy lives to demonstrate your keyboarding prowess.
Use your arrow keys to take Santa to his goal of complete alcoholic oblivion! Mouse won't work once your at the screen with Santa and the train track.
www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf
Our Pasture Of Lovedesire may be the spark but love is the flame that keeps the torch of passion coasting into our inner heart and forever thoughts of holding each others warm and tender bodies until the juices of your fruits explode with ecstacy erupting the flow of my volcanic flow of future generations of life and pleasures with no thoughts of negativity to cause the closeness burning inside our minds climax of thoughts inside our smooth and voluptuous vessels of warm and wet flesh encased heated passionate beings until there is no mosture left in our bodies nor breath to nourish the soft and fluid movements of two lives forever entwined and in tune to each movement made to and fro in an out of consciousness and beside one another with cool and warm breaths of lust to feel with every nerve and hair throughout the entire length of beautiful nakedness and heated muscular limbs of two creatures of sinlike appendages locked in the thrust of loves greatest accomplishment and final spurt inside and upon the
Does It Make You Happy?Running from death.Dodging Life. Chasing what I want.... not knowing where I'm going or who is there. just running away. saddened at how horrible society has become,cringing recurring visions of darkness. the thought, the feel of death. trying to hold on. Crying cause you can't. It all disappears and your left with nothing. Death won't even take you.Unwanted. Am I notworth saving? What can I do... I just feel like I'm running from everything. from death, darkness, happiness and light. The headaches won't stop. the thoughts keep reeling. Never known true happiness. Happiness lies in the arms of god. Am I here for someone. What am I SUPOSSED TO DO?! I care too much. my conscience is too great. Can't help but to forgive. Can't cry. Can't Die. Being alone is like family. I feel comfortable unhappy. I don't know what to feel or what I AM feeling. What is it. ..you tell me.
Breathe You InPlace your hand
beside my face
breathe me in
and have a taste
I feel something
that sensational feeling
coming over me
over me
he knows it
he shows it
I want it
I feel that
I got it
hummmmm
you like that?
Move
move
a little closer
come towards me
we come to closure
I feel the pleasure
boy
no pressure
uhhhhh
breathe you in
every part of you
here we begin
breathe me out
and kiss the wind
Whistle for me
pucker your lips
the way I do mine
closer
till we touch
together
had enough?
keep moving
close enough?
ohhhhhhh
too much
too much
Breathe me in
breathe you in
touch me again
don't play to win
no game
some pain
yes
can you take it?
can you stand it?
is it too much?
boy
I don't think you've had enough!
Breathe
again
come
on in
I don't mind
wasting time
i've got all night
that's a sign
you've got me all night
that's right
ohhhhhh
what are you going to do?
what we've been doing
ok then
breathe me in
Bite me
too ki
ThoughtsYou're looking around
something catches your eye
your mind begins to wander
Thoughts continue
passing your mind by
You find your self beginning to ponder
Your words
so profound
spill onto the paper
Thoughts are racing through your head
The words in your brain float like vapor
So much writing
you've run out of lead
Anxiety rushing through
anticipating what is next
you're thinking thoughts and your thoughts are
thinking
The thoughts you are thinking you quickly put into text
The thinking thoughts deep inside you are swiftly
sinking
Reaching out to grab a thought as another rushes through
Aside
the thinking thoughts grow a thought beyond
compare
The thoughts you think with thinking thoughts
what are they going to do?
The thinking thoughts think a thought
this could be
masterpiece right there!
The thoughts are gone
you're finally done
You can put your working mind to rest
Your eyes widen
this is great
you're proud of this one
That Time Of Monthit's that time of the month when i get lonely. i didn't even notice until today. but with out ever wavering for around a week up to the 5th i miss ravyn and start to dream obsessively about it. at first today i was in a rather good mood cuz of all the nice dreams, even if only dreams and now i went to lay down again and relax, but it led to me wanting to somehow make things better. then i have to force myself to stop thinking about it because i cant talk to her she doesn't want me in her life. so i'm helpless. i want to send her the video i made about her, i made it for her, i spent so much time on it, but i have to force the idea from my head. do i really need to hear her tell me to go away again?
so i'm just bleh and miserable and in confliction, maybe it's better when i hide from who i am and the way i feel? easier to get through life feeling nothing then being led to wanting her. atleast that way i don't bother her or make her sad. but, i can't help it. anytime that i let things
GirlsCome on Girls
let's go
here we go!
We're gonna take a ride
on the wild outside
all night
we're gonna have some fun tonight
just us girls
oh yes
ALRIGHT!
Girls
let's party
Girls
get sexy
Girls
get naughty
uh oh yea
Listen to the guys
as they holler at us
look them in the eyes
tell em they can't have us
it's just us tonight
no guy is gonna hop this ride
Girls
come on let's go
Girls
put on a show
Girls
they want some more
Girls
down to the floor
uh yea
Let me put my make-up on
while we jam on to our song
on
on
and
on
let that record play along
we wave our hands up high
we let the wind blow by
like them horny little guys
goodbye
goodbye!
Girls
you know what to do
Girls
got nothing to lose
Girls
give him a clue
Girls
say
I don't want you
Tease oh please
we don't need
nobody
so be free
just believe
be sexy
and
there's just us girls
rocking on this world!
Girls
we know we got it
Girls
we know th
Senaualities GripTaken to another world
as into your eyes I slip
transported to the bliss
of loves sweet sensual grip
This night I want to be special
for it will be our first
as for you I hunger deeply
with a passionate unbridled thirst
Take me into your arms Baby
and embrace me with all your might
pulling me in real close
and squeezing me just right
Kiss my neck and shoulder
send me aquiver in wanting you
then kiss my tender lips
and drink of their sweetened dew
Explore my body Baby
as with soft fingers you tenderly trace
my gentle curves of love
and the silkiness of my lace
Take me in sweet seduction
and make love to me all night long
for in your tenderness
is where I do belong
Lets bring each other to a climax
where in Heaven we drift into
drenched in liquid passion
and loves aromatic dew
Last One Of The Daylooks like i've screwed up too much today to really talk to anyone...fuck. mayb i AM too messed up for my own good...in which case, wouldnt it be better if i didnt exist anymore? wouldn't it be better? i'm sure you wouldnt miss me...no one will.
Okdallas cowboys will they make plays offs yes or no?
Back In ActionSo the damn computer is back up and running now....but seems slower than it was before it crashed (what the hell is wrong with this POS?. So I'm hoping to get some new pics up this week (as I slowly get all my programs back in order). Thank goodness Bro-in-law was able to save my family photos and stuff like that. Today i have been playing catch up on the cyber-side (you think real life moves fast...lol). Ny guess is by the end of the coming week I'll have it all running smoothly again *fingers crossed*
It's good to be back!!!
If U Can Dream It , U Can Do ItIF U ARE HURT , BUILD A BRIGDE AND GET OVER IT , JUST REMEMBER TO BURN IT WHEN U CROSS OVER , SO THAT THE ONE WHO HURT U CAN'T EVER GET IN AGAIN .....
Christmas Around The WorldIndia
Christmas is also known as bada din (the big day) in Hindi, and revolves there around Santa Claus and shopping.
South Korea
recognizes Christmas as a public holiday. Non-Christian Koreans otherwise go about their daily routine on December 25 but may engage in some holiday customs such as gift-giving, sending Christmas cards, and setting up decorated trees in their homes; children, especially, appear to have embraced Santa Claus, whom they call Santa Harabeoji (Grandfather Santa) in Korean.
Japan
The birthday of the current emperor, Akihito, on December 23 is a national holiday. Christmas itself is not, but shortly thereafter businesses close for the New Year's holidays, usually reopening on the first weekday after January 3.
Mainland China, Hong Kong, Macao, and Taiwan
In Mainland China, December 25 is not a legal holiday. Christians unofficially and usually privately observe Christmas.
Both Hong Kong and Macao designate Christmas as a public holiday on Dec
HelpHey everyone..My friend Joe is in a contest for sexiest daD. I need help comment spamming him.....I dont care if you are a guy OR girl...I do alot for all my friends...Please help...If not for him then for me...IM working my ass off here...PLZ PLZ Help!!..
Thanks Lovlies
x0x0x
-Ash
FriendsThere r many types of friends n this world, tha one that r yr friends becuz u got sumthin ta give them, then there tha one's r yr friends cuz who u know, & there tha one's that r cool in yr face & talk shit behind yr bac.There r true friends & fake friends, know who yr friends r if they've been down wit u from day one & have yr best intrest at heart then those r yr real friends!
Wait A MinuteTwo Difficult questions (think hard)
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, 3 who were
deaf, 2 who were blind, 1 mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would
you
recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
are
the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
had
two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates
would be your choice? Decide first... no peeking, and then scroll do
Wtf People!!!What the fuck is up with people giving crapy pic ratings on the pics of me with another female!!!! Come on I know it has to be men leaving those who are jealous that a sexy gal would want to pose with me. First off they are my friends not my gf's!!! All of the other pics of me have tens and some of them are worst then the pics of me with someone else!!! So to the haters fuck off!!!!!
Make ItLet's make it tonight
Let's do what you want to do
I am your slave
Here are my shackles
Will you hurt me?
Spread me open
Look inside
Touch me
Feel me
Lick me
Kiss me
Hold me
Cherish me
Make it with me
Don't make me feel
Like you aren't special
Lay down
I'll run my fingers in your hair
But I'll rip your shirt off
Remove your clothes
I spread you wide
I gaze upon you
Touch you
Feel you
Lick you
Suck you
Then I cuff you
To the bed
You can't break free
While I start to fuck you
Sliding up and down
Your engorged dick
I feel your heart throb
But my arms are in the air
You moan
You scream
As I claw at your chest
I push harder
I feel you pulseate
I release you from your chains
You throw me down on fours
Spread me wide
Insert inside
You hold my hips
As I scream in the pillow
My pussy is wet
Crying out for more
Unprotected
You switch my position
As I lie on my back
My nipples are hard
While you suck on my breasts
Your head is the best
As
So Here I Go AgainOk so Im doing the my space thing and I decided to try here as well. Im not looking forward to the whole singles thing again , but yet here I am again..single..I really do believe I am just meant to spend eternity alone..and I guess Im ok with that ..I really dont think there is a special someone out there for me..funny how you hear "Im strong enough to be your man" but in the end they arent.It really sucks being high maintence..oh well ..
I need to figure this whole cherry tap thing out now.
Spirit In The SkyWeird but great song back in the time..Chirs, what year is this??? lol
Green TieAt a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that was a perfect match for one of her husband's sports jackets. Soon after, while the couple was vacationing at a resort complex to get his mind off a rather complicated cocaine conspiracy case, he noticed a small, round disc sewn into the design of the tie.
The judge showed it to a local FBI agent, who was equally suspicious that it might be a 'bug' planted by the conspiracy defendants. The agent sent the device to FBI headquarters In Washington, DC for analysis.
Two weeks later, the judge phoned the Washington office to learn the results of their tests. "We're not sure where the disc came from," the FBI told him, "but we discovered that when you press it, it plays 'Jingle Bells.'"
TinkerbellShe twinkles and glistens as she flies to the sky
she will always leave a little sparkle in your eye
She has yellow hair and is adorable as can be
she is the one that inspires me
Her short green dress is very cute to me
I'm very quiet thankful for her you see
Her hair up in a bun
she easily can have all the fun
Easily maddened yet easily calmed
but when shes mad it'll make you think of a bomb
She plays all day
and has many adventures I'll say
BUt when night comes she must go inside and rest
so the nexy day she can be at her very best
Moms Letter To SantaDear Santa:
I've been a good Mom all year. I've fed, cleaned, and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground and figured out how to attach nine patches onto my daughter's girl scout sash with staples and a glue gun.
I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my daughter's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years.
Here are my Christmas wishes:
I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache after a day of chasing kids (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't flap in the breeze, but are strong enough to carry a screaming toddler out of the candy aisle in the grocery store.
If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like a car with fingerprint resis
Chocolate Lover's CheesecakeIngredients:
* GRAHAM CRUST(recipe follows)
* 2 packages (8 oz. each) cream cheese, softened
* 3/4 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar, divided
* 1/2 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa
* 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, divided
* 2 eggs
* 1 cup HERSHEY'S Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
* 1 container (8 oz.) dairy sour cream
Directions:
1. Prepare GRAHAM CRUST. Heat oven to 375°F.
2. Beat cream cheese, 3/4 cup sugar, cocoa and 1 teaspoon vanilla in large bowl until light and fluffy. Add eggs; beat until well blended. Stir in chocolate chips. Pour into prepared crust.
3. Bake 20 minutes. Remove from oven; cool 15 minutes. Increase oven temperature to 425°F. Stir together sour cream, remaining 2 tablespoons sugar and remaining 1 teaspoon vanilla in small bowl; stir until smooth. Spread evenly over baked filling.
4. Bake 10 minutes. Remove from oven to wire rack. With knife, loosen cake from side of pan. Cool completely; remove side of pan. Refrigerate several hours
SexA Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!"
Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand.... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy."
When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church
Yay!Yay Me....I finally took a picture of myself that I actually kinda sort of like!
A Bit On The Excited SideI was gonna keep this all to myself since my friend lady b. hasn't said anything on here yet about her first book being published, but I can't help my excitement for her. HaHa! Guess it would be a sort of advertising for her. What do you think I should charge her for it? lol nah I wouldn't do that to her, since she has no idea I am writing this blog right now. Well anyways she's just waiting on word for when it will be available to start selling she should know in the next few days. All I know is it is called Wings of Darkness: Poetry & Art. So if anyone reads this stop by and if you could congratulate her. You don't have to, but it would be appreciated and I'm sure she'd love to see that she is getting a little recognition already. :) She's on my family list only one there actually..lol Lady Bluerose.
ok i'm done now.
Getting The Hang Of ThisI'm starting to get the hang of the whole CherryTAP thing. I've been on here for a day now, met some awesome people, spammed dev's comments to get him a rank up(such a noob hehe). Seems things slack off after your first day though. My page has been quiet for the majority of the day. Yesterday I could hardly keep up with it. Oh well!
What's Better Than Happy Hour? A Happy Day....Friday started at 9am, freshly showered, shaven and smoked....enroute to my metaphysical brother's house to chill for an awesome day off. Planning to start the day off right and having 3 hours to kill before the G/F woke up, I decided that I should skip breakfast and start my day on a liquid basis....so me and Richie Rich have a little beer sampling mornin:
Being Two bad bois we decided we'd start with the "Lump of Coal" an English Stout....
While not as rich and layered as a Guiness and definitely less creamy, this English Stout is still very drinkable, not enough subtlety for my preference but an easy smooth drinker, just be sure to drink cold...as unlike the guiness further, this beer did not age well with temperature.....
Next we decided to venture into something we thought was a little bit lighter.....
Golden Monkey Triple
So this unfiltered and year old bottle was gingerly donated by Tanya a friend of my lovely girlfriend Lizzylocks. Granted her instructions
(ladies Only)Will You add me to your yahoo messenger plz.
It is hammer69er198125@yahoo.com
Bad Poems.. ;)) Lmao*Passion*
Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground
*FUCKING*
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
*MATH*
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Go Fan Babyjesusbabyjesus@ CherryTAP
Lets go fan Baby Jesus Day!!
I will break it down like this
This guy (and his buddies) live, breath and sleep cherrytap!
So lets go show him JUST how much we really do appreciate him and his hard work
GO FAN HIM
Cuz with out him and his buddies there wouldn’t be a cherrytap!
So what are u still reading this for
GO AND BECAME BABY J FAN
Thanks & u all kick ass
BE GOOD – santa is on his way ;)
babyjesus@ CherryTAP
Oh So YummyCHERRYLICIOUS RADIO@ CherryTAP
i have a bunch of new pics ..can yall rate and comment them please and i will return the love :)
How Come ??how come it is that all niceguys finish last?
im a nice guy i only had 1 gf in my life and that was when i was 11 i have been single for almost 8 years what it the reason for it am i to nice that i push ppl away because of my niceness or is it that ppl dont want a niceguy nemore??? please tell me
Comment Please.Hey everyone. Stop by and rate my pictures. They need more comments and ratings.
17 Signs You Like SomeoneSEVENTEEN: You look at their profile constantly.
SIXTEEN: When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.
FIFTEEN: You read their Texts and Ims Over and over again.
FOURTEEN: You walk really slow when you're with them.
THIRTEEN: You feel shy whenever they're around.
ELEVEN: When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time.
TEN: You smile when you hear their voice.
NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.
EIGHT: You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.
SEVEN: They're all you think about.
SIX: You get high just from their scent.
FIVE: You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FOUR: You would do anything for them, just to see them.
THREE: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
TWO: You were so busy thinking about that
.Life it seems, will fade away
Drifting further every day
Getting lost within myself
Nothing matters no one else
I have lost the will to live
Simply nothing more to give
There is nothing more for me
Need the end to set me free
Things are not what they used to be
Missing one inside of me
Deathly lost, this cant be real
Cannot stand this hell I feel
Emptiness is filling me
To the point of agony
Growing darkness taking dawn
I was me, but now hes gone
No one but me can save myself, but its too late
Now I cant think, think why I should even try
Yesterday seems as though it never existed
Death greets me warm, now I will just say good-bye
The ShowerWe meet, have a coffee. chat, and then decide to head to a hotel. We get a room, talk, and have a couple glasses of wine. You decide to freshen up from the long drive with a shower. The warm water glistening across your beautiful skin...sending chills through your body...making my nipples erect as you think about me....I pull back the shower curtain....and stand back to watch you shower....you turn to face me....as I take the soap and start lathering your hot body....the bubbles all over your firm breasts....my hands caressing your body while I’m lathering you...your stomach....legs....you slowly lift one leg onto the tube I wash my still throbbing pussy...paying close attention to every crevis between your hot lips....you spread them so I can get a better look....while your bathing...I step back and start stroking my now hard cock..we love watching each other....after you finish washing your front...you turn around...and start washing your backside...leaning against the wall with one
How Beautiful Simple Moments Are . . .How beautiful simple moments are . . .
To take you -
enfold you in my arms
so that two are
distinguishable only
in the moments
they part to breathe
Transcending time as
memories eclipse
reality with every beat
of impassioned heart
The gentle
subtle hints of
vanilla caress your
lips and I am
found wanting
that taste with every
breath
and each time
my eyes fall upon
beautiful form
I find the need to
hold you
again
November 18, 2006
Ezequiel J. Flores Jr.
A Gentleman Speaks In Rhyme . . .A gentleman speaks in rhyme . . .
Forgive the intrusion please
for I'm usually not
so bold
but I find that situations dictate
the actions that
unfold
I've watched disjointed at
these lavish
goings-on
and truth be told I find the
context embarrassingly
wrong
to covet and procure that
which is not yours
time and
time again
to shame yourself hopelessly
with the veracity of
this sin
For true men of honor wouldn't
dream of allowing flesh
to contort the mind
And it is these truths within
my sorrowed heart that
I do find
that the current dilemma
is one that simply
begs
tell me sir
did you know that
happens to be my wife between
your legs
November 18, 2006
Ezequiel J. Flores Jr.
Helsingborgyes today im going to helsingbord in south of sweden :)
im so excited going to visit sum friends hand have a good time. :)
im going with a train that leaves 1.30pm today i will be in helsingborg @ 5.30pm almost :)
yes .. looooong damn travling :P
well now i have to pack my bag and get ready 9am here now .. :)
kisses
You Sweat On Leather . . .You sweat on leather . . .
Undress me with agile fingers
as you slip the folds of cloth
from around my waist
enticing passion with simple strokes
Look deep and find the
nervous tensions filling thoughts
and desires within
my eyes as I shudder
with disregard to foolish moans
Smile as you push me to land
upon leather cushions sticky and
uncomfortable against
warm flesh
take me in a skillful hand
caressing cares away
till I find release
and brush insecurities aside
with a well placed sigh
November 15, 2006
Ezequiel J. Flores Jr.
AssholeAsshole to the core
you treat me like I am your hoar
you show me no respect
I hate the way you ignore me
unless YOU decide you want me
can't show any kind of emotions
no even to friendship, NOTHING
I hate the way you are
I hate the way you make me feel
why can't you show, SOMETHING
especially when others are around
I like you but you HURT me so
with every word your mouth spews
So shut your mouth
Cause I don't need your shit
I don't have to take it
I have til now choose to for YOU
So stop hurting me, stop ignoring me
start showing me what you mean when you SAY you care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kisses mel
Bad DreamsI have dreams of a rose......and falling down a long flight of stairs...
WhyWhy can't you want me Like I want you
Why can't you treat me like I treat you
Why can't you touch me like I touch you
Why don't you want to give as much as I do
I don't think I ask for much
Just enough to satisfy my needs and desires
A touch,
A look,
A smile,
Open a door
Call me baby
Ask me what I want
Ask me what I need
Do I not do this for you?
I am willing to let you see ME, ARE you?
Is It Wrong?I'v been hanging out with a friend of my ex. For a few months now. I recently told him that I wanted him. Ok he also dated a good friend of mine for like three years. She is married now and my ex is out makin more kids he cant and wont suport. Am I wrong. Or should I just be his friend? Please help. thanks to all
An Army Wifes PrayerA Army Wife's Prayer
Give me greatness of heart to see,
The difference between duty and his love for me.
Give me understanding so that I may know,
When duty calls him, he must go.
Give me a task to do each day,
To fill the time when he's away.
When he's in a foreign land,
Keep him safe in your loving hand.
And Lord, when duty is in the field,
Please protect him and be his shield.
And Lord, when deployment is so long,
Please stay with me and keep me strong.
Site Map