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Blonde JokeA blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Blonde CookbookMONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan
me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve
without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a
friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY: A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly
before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway.
I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It
said prepare ingredients, lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.
Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY: I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in
a bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this
recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY: Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He
Blonde....... Cowboy?The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his
boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he
asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well,
it's like this, Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty
little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We
go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt . so I
did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants ...So I
did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... So
I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now
go to town, Cowboy..." And here I am. Son of a Gun, Blonde Men do exist!!
Blonde With Flat TireA blonde gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases her car over to the shoulder of the road.
Our blonde carefully steps out of the car and opens
the trunk. She takes out two life-sized cardboard men,
unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle
facing oncoming traffic. The cardboard men are in
trench coats, both exposing themselves to oncoming traffic.
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up
with rubber neckers. It wasn't very long before a police
officer arrived.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approached our disabled blonde
yelling, "What in the world is going on here?!"
"My car broke down, Officer, I have a flat tire." she says calmly.
The officer asks, "Well...what's with these obscene cardboard
men here by the road?!"
She replied, "Oh...those are just my emergency flashers!" :-)
Blondeberry's BlogHey Ya'll!
Today is Monday, February 25, 2008. In 47 days (Saturday, April 12,2008) I will be marrying my soul mate! I have no doubt in my mind that our love is forever. We actually met online almost 3 years ago. We will be tying the knot 2 days after our 3 year anniversary of meeting online. We took our time getting to know each other and between many instant messages and phone calls we knew we were in love. We waited 8 months to meet face to face to make sure it was what we wanted. When we laid eyes on each other we knew we were meant to be. Brent is a hard worker that when he took me to love he took my boys to love as well just like I took his children to love. I couldn't ask for a better step-father for Lee and Billy! He makes it possible for me to stay home with the kids. Family time is VERY important to us and we love our kids! The kids love having someone that wants to play with them and that is a kid at heart. I sit back and look at the 3 of them and smile. Brent
Blonde In TroubleIf you had to describe yourself as a drink, what would you be and why?
I'll start:
I'd be a margarita, on the rocks, with salt! Always fun, a little sweet, a bit adventurous and will stay with ya till the end!
Now it's your turn! :-) BLOND IN TROUBLE
A blond was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blond, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blond went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blond, came home and said, "What are you doing?"
The first blond told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate roll
Blonde MomentMy good friend Jack..aka Psycho~Sexy just had to delete his account because no one would help him. Some one stole some of his pictures and made up an account using his pictures. That doesn't seem fair does it? I want all my friends to harass the Sh*t out of him. He is a great friend of mine, probably one of my best friends, and I hate to see this happen. Thank's to you..all my love and kisses! Nancy
here is the link
Ricky1@ fubar So I was on cherry and a new request came in from Two Tons Of Fun (Bruce). Nice guy, pretty funny in fact. So I was rating his pictures and all of a sudden I got Error: you've reached the photo rating limit for your user level. I said that can't be! I know I haven't rated that many pics! So I apologized to Bruce and said that I was cut off.
So this haunted me. WTF?? I approved the next person and tried to rate his picture and it rated! I said HUH!!?? So I went back to Bruce's page and he had on his pictures Error:you've reached the daily photo lim
Blonde Jokes - No Offense Meant Towards Blondes LolBlonde goes over to her friend's house
wearing a T.G.I.F. tee-shirt.
'Why are you wearing a
Thank God it's Friday Tee-shirt on Monday?'
'Oh HECK !' the blonde says,
'I thought it meant Tits Go In Front.'
Why did the blonde turn around and go home when she got to the airport to catch her flight?
She saw a sign that said "Airport Left"
Blonde JokesNot meant to offend.. some of my best friends are blonde....
Making Orange Juice
A beautiful blonde woman and her husband were at home one night. The husband notices his wife standing in front of the fridge with the freezer section open. She is standing there with a dead pan look on her face STARING into the freezer.
Her husband watches her awhile. She continues standing, not moving, not blinking, just staring into the freezer compartment!
Finally after 10 minutes of witnessing her staring and staring straight into the freezer he can take no more. He says to his beautiful blonde wife "Honey, What in the hell are you doing?"
She says, "Making orange juice."
"Making orange juice?" he asks her baffled.
"Yes", she says, "It says, 'concentrate' on the can!"
The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a
~blondie~slave 2~$r Whi+e Knigh+@ FubarNOT ENOUGH TIME... "And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you This life would just be so easy Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you We will make time stop for the two of us Make time stop and listen for our sighs Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you In our fight against the end Making love, we are immortal We are the last two left on Earth And I was lost for words in your arms Attempting to make sense of my aching heart If I could just be everything and everyone to you Not enough time for all that I want for you Not enough time for every kiss And every touch and all the nights I wanna be inside you" INXS '92
Blondes Year In ReviewA Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....
box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days
Blonde JokeA blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand. The doctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?
The blonde said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I don't want to ruin them! So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this is going to be loud!"
A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?" said the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched he
Blonde Jokes(i'm Blonde Too)lolThe Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure.
As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, and so I did... We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy...
And so here I am."
Blonde Men do exist.
Us blondes aren't dumb
Not all dumbs are blonde
You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black?
Blonde MomentI am laughing as I type this!
I could not find my cell phone so I called the number. I could hear my cell phone ring through the phone I called it on. I thought, "well that's not going to help me any." I could hear my cell phone ring everywhere I went. By now, my voice mail had picked up the call so I had to recall my cell phone. Again, a very strong ring but I couldn't find my damn phone. I bent down to get my purse when I realized where my phone actually was. It was still stuck in my bra!! I had put it there an hour or so before because my hands were full....my other two hands...LOL Ladies, I'm sure you can relate!
I just found this to be hilarious so I thought I'd share. I felt that this was indeed a blonde moment that had come over me!!
Blonde JokesBLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then
Blonde's Year In ReviewJanuary - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! !
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March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!"
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April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!!
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May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open.
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September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
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October - Hate M &M's.....th
Blonde On Who Wants To Be A MillionaireA blond named Barbara appeared on Who Wants to be a Millionaire....
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far, $500,000 and one lifeline left--phone a friend. The next question will give you the first ever million dollars if you get it right.... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000...are you ready?"
Barbara: "Sure I'll have a go."
Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build its own nest? Is it...
A-Robin, B-Sparrow, C-Cuckoo or D-Thrush
Remember, Barbara, it's worth 1 million dollars."
Barbara: "Oh, gees, that's simple.... it’s a cuckoo."
Regis: "You're sure? You can stick on $500,000 or play on for the million."
Barbara: "I want to play; I'll go with C-Cuckoo."
Regis: "Is that your final answer?"
Barbara: "It is"
Regis: "Are you confident?"
Barbara: "Absolutely"
Regis: "Barbara, you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo. Well....you're right! You have just won 1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!! Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real
Blonde Joke Of DayBLONDE JOKE OF THE DAY!!!!
Blonde enters a store that sell curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.
The salesman assured her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed her several patterns,
but the blond seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains she needed.
The blonde replies 'fifteen inches.'
'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?'
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, 'but, Miss, computers do not have curtains!'
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!'
Blonde JokeBlonde Joke (if you're a blond, don't take offense, simply substitute "nurse" for where it says "blond")
A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidently cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart.
Why Wal-Mart you ask ... ???
Well DUH!
Wal-Mart is the largest retailer in the world!
A Blonde Joke> > > Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
> > > double-pane energy efficient kind,
> > >
> > > and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
> > > complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I
> > > still hadn't paid for them.
> > >
> > > Helllooooo? Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
> > > automatically stupid.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last
> > > year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
> > >
> > > Helllooooo? It's been a year, I told him.
> > >
> > > There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
> > > hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
> > >
> > > I bet he felt like an idiot.
> > >
> >
**blonde Logic** LmaoBLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.
'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How
Blonde JokesBlonde Joke #5
by LateNiteFantasy©
The blonde had a problem; her tire went flat,
She rolled to the shoulder and there the car sat.
And out of the trunk, she extracted a man
Of cardboard and stood him behind her sedan.
The man was quite tall and his raincoat was long.
In front it was open, displaying his dong.
As drivers went by, they all slowed down to leer
‘Til traffic was tied up for miles to the rear.
A highway patrolman then pulled up behind,
And jumped out and claimed she was out of her mind
For clogging up traffic so horribly tight
By showing off such a deplorable sight.
“Just what is that thing, so perverse and so bare?
And why is it standing behind your car there?
The blonde was surprised that the cop couldn’t see
“Emergency flasher. What else would it be?”
Blonde Joke #4
by LateNiteFantasy©
Down the stairs she ambled with her swinging yellow hair
Opened up her mailbox but she found no letters there.
"Damn," she said and turn
The Blonde GuyThe very first ever Blonde Guy joke..... And well worth the wait
!!!!
> > >
> > > An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> > >
> > > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef
and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm
going to jump off this building."
> > >
> > > The Mexican opened his lunch box and Exclaimed," Burritos
again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
> > >
> > > The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> > >
> > > The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef
and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
> > >
> > >
> > > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
> > >
> > > The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to
his death as well.
> > >
> > > At the fu
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1 sfw salute to owner.
1 sfw phone call to owner 1/2 hour
1 nsfw pic of your choice
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BlondFirst Class Blonde
A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section.
The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs the woman that she must sit in economy class because that's the type of ticket she paid for.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
After repeated attempts and no success at convincing the woman to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that there's a blonde bimbo sitting in first class who refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to the woman and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm blonde, I'm beatiful, I'm going to Detroit and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have the woman arrest
A Blonde, A Redhead, And Me(Inspired by CookingForOne101's About Me section, thanks Steve!)
I want to tell you a story....
This is a story about three gals: A Blonde, a Redhead, and me.
When I lived in Massachusetts, the three of us were always together.
One friend is a Swedish Blonde. Everywhere we go the men line up to speak to her and buy her drinks.
My other friend is a Redhead. Everywhere we go the guys line up to see if her temper matches her hair, and if she is as wild as redhead rumors say.
There was usually a friend for me. Not a blonde nor a redhead, just an average brunette content to enjoy the attention showed my friends.
At the end of an average evening, we often exchanged phone numbers.
The Swedish Blonde's guy held up her number like a trophy.
The Redhead's guy held his number to his chest like a medal.
The Swedish Blonde's guy always gets a wrong number.
The Redhead's guy never gets a call back.
My guy always gets my correct number and I always call back. The Swedish Blonde and th
Blonde Joke For WednesdayDid you get one?
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on.
So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.
"
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.
"
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too.
When this angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true.
The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.
"
God was not pleased.
So he decided to email the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?
No?
Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either........
Blonde JokeSince I love the game of football I just had to do this... It's funny... I hope you enjoy it...
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first
football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After
the game, he asked
her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she
replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just
couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well,
they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all
they kept screaming was... 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
Blonde JokeBLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
Blonde JokeBLIND MAN IN A FEMALE BIKER BAR A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given that you' re blind, that you should know five things: 1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.3) I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.Now, think about it seriously, Mister.Do you still wanna tell that joke?' The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters....'No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
The Blonde MorticianA man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and she says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.'There's no charge,' she says.'No, really, I must compensate
Blonde's RantingsSo many things have changed for me since I last logged on here! I have finally found peace within myself! I am Happy; truly happy for the first time in sooo long! My marriage is back on track and I am so in love with my husband again! I feel wonderful and life is amazing!
Blonds Explain EasterAn atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned toher and said, "Do you want to talk? -- Flights go quicker if you strike upa conversation with your fellow passenger."The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the totalstranger, "What would you want to talk about?"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or noHeaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly."OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you aquestion first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, buta horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinksabout it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discusswhy there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when youdon't know shit
Blond JokesMeteor Crater
As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.
"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."
From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!" Hilarious Blonde Joke
A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe r
Blood Flows Warm And Is Best Served That Way!I am Tantalizingdeath AKA DJ Tantalizing, I am here to meet real people. I am not here to prove to you how much of a woman I am or can be. If I choose to let you inside that is a chose I make freely. I also did not come here for CyberSex. I can get real sex and I know it. All I have to do is go down to the local College bar wear a short shirt no panties high- heals and a shirt that wouldn't cover my infants backside. And wow you'll be amazed at how much free booze and dick I can get. I am a flirt. I enjoy entising each listener I get pure delight in teasing each one every time I sign on at Temptation~X Radio. So if you enjoy a friend who is more then just the titties and ass nature handed her then lets chat, lets be friends, hell lets be real. Peace, Love, and Kisses You may have noticed on my page there is a link to a web cam. You also may be saying damn that thing doesn't work. Well it is not that it doesnt work but that I turn it on when I at differant imes through out the
Blood & The Gift Of LifeIt is the essence of life.
Life's being.
Without it Life ceases to exist.
I crave it.
I have the Thirst for it.
To Quench it is invevitable.
The desire to live or die.
I offer u the Gift of Life.
Take it or Leave it.
Immortality shall have its way one way or another.
Blood On The Moon: A NovelOK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL
(copied from Bella :))
1. I think that snakes are one of the most gorgeous creatures on this earth and I would maim/torture to get a pet black mamba.
2. I'm going out with a rugby player who is deathly afraid of cats stalking him at night. (trust me, you don't want to know.)
3. I will eat mostly anything and everything, except for spiders and rabbits.
4. My dad was in Vietnam during the war, as a sailor on a cargo ship.
5. My aim in life is to make pictures with soul.
6. If I couldn't write I'd wither away and dessicate.
7. My secret aim in life is to be a ballerina by day and assassin by night.
8. I don't believe in the lottery.
Bloody Handi got shot in the hand by a 22 rifel about 100yards away. i still have the bullet in my hand. i wouldnt have this in my hand if it wasnt for my friend X . a
The Blood Is The LifeThe world exists in two forms of order. The natural, or coincidental order, that which is defined and restricted by the laws of science, laws which give little under variation of circumstance, which are rigid and strict, such as the law of conservation of energy. All energy lasts forever, it merely changes form when necessary or allowable. All energy is capable of acting on and joining with other energy to aid in change and adaptation. Change is natural and inevitable, due to existence not being uniform.
The other form of order is the affected or complimentary order these are the laws of nature that are not uniform within all circumstances. These kinds of order can be affected by beings and energies by exerting their will to change the circumstances. This being the basis for magickal working, focusing the will to achieve an end outside of the limits of ordinary function.
Within these orders exists the fundamental energy. All knowledge and will is contained within this energ
BlooooooooooooogAlright, since life is absolutely pissing me off at the moment, I've decided I might as well give this blogging shit a try.
Today was so horrible, that I'm having a hard time even typing right now without breaking the keyboard upon making spelling mistakes. I'm just reaching the end of my lines. I am a VERY understanding, patient guy... But even I have limits.
Woke up this morning, and felt a bit ick... No biggie... Then about noon-ish, I started feeling faint. Thankfully, we ended work a little early, and I got to go home an hour and a half earlier than usual. So I came home (a bus, 2 metros, and another bus) feeling like I was about to face plant the whole time.
Got home, took a nap to help the feeling pass. Woke up to the sound of my cell receiving a text message. As usual, my hope was that it was from my gf, whome I only get to see on weekends since she's currently 3 hours away on course for another week or so. Well... I'm wishing now that it hadn't been her.
To shorten this a
Blood Of An AngelMy wings have a sword through them and my hands and feet are bound. I'm trap in a world of death and pain. Only mine true love can free me and heal me. The darkness surrounds me and I'm all alone here. My blood runs down my pure white wings turning them red. I look around for the person who bound me, and for the person who will free me. Is this it has my life run out of time, Is there someone out there to save me from the death and pain. Can anyone heal me, I'm a angel sent from god to heal his children and to keep them safe from the demons and evil this world has become. Look at me, mine eyes are red and full of hate for the person who holds me here. Can I an angel feel hate, death, and pain.
BloodzYO TODAY IS MA 19th BIRTHDAY AND I PARTY HELLA HARD LASTNIGHT FOR THE NEW YEAR WITH MA GURLS BIANCA, DAH'BRITA, KELLA, AND MA BOY ZANE IT'S ALSO HIS 19th BIRTHDAY!!! YO BUT WE GONE GET OUR PARTY ON LATER ON TONIGHT! WE GONE PARTY EVEN HARDER!!! A$HES 2 A$HES DU$T 2 DU$T IN BLOOD WE TRUST. IN CKRABZ WE BUST. IF U KILL A CKRAB YOU WIN A PRIZE IF U KILL A BLOOD YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DIE$ AND REMEMBER BLUE BIRD$ CANT FLY DA RED BLOODY HELL 5 POPPIN*6DROPPIN* 5 FLYIN*6DYIN* 5 PIMPIN* 6 LIMPIN* 5 BU"KIN* 6 DU"KIN 5 "KOMAIN* 6 RUNNIN* 5 FLAGGIN* 6 DRAGGIN* 5 RIPPIN* 6 DRIPPIN* LET IT RAIN,LET IT DRIP BU$T A CKRAB IN DA LIP LET IT FALL,LET EM TRIP FLIP DA CLIP AND DROP A CRIP BLOODS ARE RED CKRABS ARE FLUE DIsRE$PECT MY $ET AND WE COMIN FO U
Bloodas the blood runs throw the vaines fealing the blood pump thinking of the knife bracking the skin and watching the blood cover the floor relizeing the pain is leaveing the boody no more pain no more life now whares the fun it that screw that ill bleed but not from the vain pain is my life and i love my life
Blood Rose SoceityYOUR CHOICE DO WE PROTECT YOU? ...... OR SHOW YOU PURE K.O.P.E
KLAN OF PURE EVIL.... ARE YOU WORTHY?
COME FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF LET US TEST YOU
TIGG IS ON AIR ROCKING THE HOUSE DOWN GET YOUR UR SEXY ASSES IN HERE JUST CLICK ANY PIC
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Bloodletting!i just got hit up with a cherry tap survey...after I fill out the enrty form, can anyone tell me how long it takes fro the actual survey to load...because it's alreday been 20 minute since i signed up! grrr!! for anyone reading these, i want to apologize to my friends, family, or lovers for not being on yahoo, aim, etc...i just need a rest from that stuff right now!
I am also presently trying to find work, and its really kicking my ass...so please forgive me...I am just menatally exhausted...
I am also training at a gondola service now too, and my muscles feel like they've been in a bar fight!
speaking of which...I have to go there right now.
have a great day everyone....! a little hung...just gonna rate today until typing doesn't hurt my head....gonna get some comfort food...bbl
Bloods Offensive?wtf? since when is blood offensive? i realize its not for everyone but i for one am much more offended by all the religious shit on alot of ppls pages.. if my pics with tits and ass dont get NSFW'd then why do all the ones with the shit i love get tagged by some idiot that prolly wants a razor so bad they can taste it? i find it offensive that some asshole is running amok with an itchy trigger finger and an eye for my profile.. i am what i am and ill continue to be.. mark all the pics you want ill keep finding more and posting them..
BloodstainsLight along the steel arc
Red and black to silver heart
It may not be painting or verse
But this knife of mine is art.
I'd use this one, but I'm not sure the stuff I usually write in my blogs is what they want to be posted here. If anyone here on cherryTAP is actually interested in reading a blog of mine, here are mine, in order of frequency updated:
dacnomaniac.livejournal.com
thrillkiller.insanejournal.com
intoothandclaw.greatestjournal.com
I'm also RedFeral on IMVU and Blood in the Fog on AIM.
BloodYou scored as Vampire. You are a straight up! Vampire Your hobbies may include drinking the blood of innocents...or not so innocents. You tend to shy away from crosses. Your bed is a coffin with the dirt from your homeland inside. The light is your enemy, and will destroy you should you be lured into its trap. Garlic is not your favorite spice in the kitchen, though it does make for a very nice weapon along with the holy water you stole from that priest awhile back...Just watch your back you never know who might be lurking in a dark alley!Vampire100%You are a Vampiric Elf!67%Fallen Angel58%You are a Demon58%Black Witch42%What creature of the night are you you most like? (Pics!!)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Goth. Your A Goth!Goth95%Rocker, Mosher40%Trendy
BloodflowersA shadow perched on the rooftop of the building above, watching all the people like insects below, all dressed for the drama that was Saturday night in Deep Ellum. Yet the attention of this predator was only on one- and when her scent wafted through the cool September air, he made his way below, effortlessly leaping down and across buildings to the streets, crimson eyes glowing.
Leighondra walked out of the Galaxy Club out onto the busy sidewalk of Deep Ellum, lighting a cigarette as she walked to the next club, the next gig. She lived for the weekends when she could prowl the clubs, dancing, drinking in the music that was her addiction. The thick soles of her boots made her stride silent, purposeful- her mother often accused her of walking like a football player. Leighondra felt she simply walked- efficiently.
Suddenly, her senses tingled, the hair standing on the back of her neck. She looked in front of her to see a shadow come from the alleyway, mingling with the crowd. The m
The Blood Of KindredWell I'm feeling better now just I still feel abit "unfinished" donno why but I'll find out before the nights over. that's all...just....hi lol That's all I gotta say.
BlooooogI am still trying to figure this site out!
I hope no one who request me gets offended when I don't accept. I like to know who I am friends with and who I am taalking to!!!
Blood & Trust.give me some religion
pass the wine 'cause this time
I can't hold it in like I always did
give me some more TV
make it loud, make believe
I've a desperate need for some company
attention this is not a test
help me get this moving target off my chest
from my closest friends
save me from this hopelessness
talk some sense into this head
I'll stop this endless S.O.S.
treading water with weights around my neck
a shipwreck of reckless accidents
overboard and I'm about to quit
head first and dive in this deep end
abandon ship 'cause it's sinking way too quick
give me some forgiveness
and I'll try 'cause this time
if I pull the pin I'll be blown to bits
give me some more music
I'll sit and read the lyrics
like a bible, a gospel, a sing-along
attention this is not a test
swim to shore before unconsciousness
my hands feel like they’re made of bricks
save me from my recklessness
talk some sense into this head
I'll stop this endless S.O.S.
treading water wi
The Blood Roseo
the roses
o
there was single red rose
o
in the guarden with the morgning dew falling off of the rose peddles
o
on to the ground of the grass
o
the sunlight shine on the rose to give it some light
o
it only bud but what such beautyful flowers
o
exspecialy this one
o
the rain gives it water to make it grow
o
i brought a special vase for it
o
so i also grew some black roses
o
two of my fav flowers
o
then has iwatched themspring up and blooming
o
the never look so lovely
o
so i picked them and took them in my house
o
of darkness and put them in my vase
o
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Bloody Hellok so bored... waiting for russ! hurry the hell up russ LOL. and if catch ya talking to any other girls, ill cut ur cock off LOL
JK...sort of!
The Blood Poolhttp://fubar.com/army_chick_shelia
My ex invited me to this awesome site which I've become uber addicted to but after awhile she got bitchy and harassing. Threatened to get my account disabled because I "didn't have permission" to upload pictures of US even though I'm in them and 95% of them I took.
During that spirt of harassment I blocked her.
Since then she's been sending the majority of Mistr3ss's House of Pain members to rate everything I have on here a "1", send harassing/rude/hateful/threatening messages, and it's just been a complete nightmare.
We made peace that lasted a few days but she's up to her psychopathic harassment again and even has added fuStalking to the list of her abilities (I'm assuming she has at least one fake account as my friend and I really don't want to get paranoid and delete every single one of y'all just because she's literally insane.)
Anyways, I think it's time for me to stop taking her shit and start dishing it out.
I humbly come beginning
BloodBLOOD
A Kiss
I Am Cold
Close Your Eyes
Give Me Your Soul
For... Your BLOOD
For... The Heat
For... Your Heart
For... The Beat
Shades Of Warmth Become
A Junkie's Bonfire Fix
And The Heart It Clings Like Death
To Taste Your Neck
My Heart Is An Angry Fist That Seethes
And Rages Against Its Cage
Sense Your Heat
Hide Thy Glow
Black Silk Feast
A Burning Rose
Turn Away
Let Me Go
Turn Away From Me
Let Me Go
Drawn And Chased
Through The Maze
Crazed Dreams
Dreams Of Pain
A Kiss
I Am Cold
Close Your Eyes
Give Me Your Soul
Drink Your Life From A Glass
Drunk On Love Alive At Last
Caress Or Razor
It's Gone So Fast
Caress Or Razor
Still It's Gone So Fast
I Am Trembling
My Hand On The Door
It Is My Secret
I Can Take This No More Desire
You turn me on
Your BLOOD my ecstasy
Desire
Don't try to run
Your pain my fantasy
The pain, the fear
Your hell is here
Your grave, my dear
Your death is near
Desire ..... Suck On This!!!
The Bloody BlogNow Available for Pre-Order!
Who Wants Some of Wrath's Sloppy Seconds?
Who wouldn't? Each year at the World Horror Convention,
the most anticipated event is the Gross-Out Contest,
where authors stand up in front of everyone and deliver some of the most disturbing,
gut-wrenching tales anyone has ever heard.
Wrath James White's stories are among the best of them.
Now, we present his stories for the first time in print - uncut.
Here are his four stories from previous years, as well as his entry for the 2008 WHC.
But there's more! We have a bonus story that is "one of the most grotesque
and horrific murder/rape/revenge stories I have ever written."
Mark McLaughlin provided the cover art in addition to a hilarious introduction.
Approximately 35 pages
6 X 9 Chapbook
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Blood On The Mathere is our north-south
to that which you will stop.
here are our strikes–
no knockouts –
shoot and mount.
here is our cut
perfectly contained for you.
we hold guard
cradled clinch.
our takedown
hurts your sprawl.
Yet you stand-up.
while we
ground and pound.
here is our submission –
your slam.
Blood Tiethis is an awesome book written by my friend Stephanie i was given the privilege of reading it as it was being written. Click the banner below to check it out.
Check out her blog to read the first chapter
"blood, Sweat, And Tears"Each drop of blood that hits the ground,
strengthens his reserve.
Every time a drop falls,
he pushes harder.
No time or point in stopping.
His partner won't stop,
so neither will he.
His blood goes into this sport he loves,
his pain along with it.
The sweat is enveloping him.
All of his clothes stained and weighed down with it.
His whole body's wet, and warm,
his breaths are shallow and rushed.
Each new drip that goes down his face,
brings him closer to his goal.
Each drip is added together to make his weight.
No time or point in stopping.
His partner won't stop,
so neither will he.
Sweat is a part of this sport,
and a part of him.
His tears slowly roll,
down his face onto the mat.
As he looks his opponent in the face,
both bleeding, sweating, and ready to drop.
Neither had given up,
it was a fight until the end.
He looks up to his parents in the crowd,
sitting where he knew they would be.
He looks to the fans,
the coaches,
and his team mates.
A tear
Blood On The MoonBlood on the moon and on your hands,
Trouble on its way tonight,
A party, a kiss, a broken dream,
What a lovely, lonely night.
Lovers intertwined, a sickening view,
The calm before the storm breaks,
My hands trace me swollen lips,
And then my whole body shakes.
I walk with my shadow, hand in hand
I feel the darkness ease my pain,
I hear echoes of your laughter,
How quickly love makes you insane.
Are you watching this moon too?
As she lies on your bed?
Funny how when you close your eyes,
It's me you see instead.
Friendships shouldn't be broken,
Love should last above all,
But what if the one that trips you,
Only watches you fall?
I walk alone amongst lovers,
A freak amongst the rest,
Am I damaged enough for you now?
Did I pass the test?
When you finally miss me,
I hope you've memorized my face,
It's your turn to reach out to me,
And feel only empty space.
Blood on the moon and on your hands,
Trouble on its way tonight,
I sit alone, small, tain
BloodBlood drips from my finger's tips, as an ice cold breath leaves my lips. Stiffness has crepe into my joints, my mind is dull and without resolve. Life has no meaning without Death, and death is just an open doorway. To step inside is only the beginning, what awaits is not for the living to know. I have looked into that door, and have seen what is to come. Fear of the unknown, is only for those who do not know. Come walk with me inside this show, take my hand if you still fear. For death is only a beginning, not the eternal end. Come lay your worries upon my shoulder, and walk with me and be a little bolder. For life in this world is nothing but cold, and I weep for all my children, as I grow old
Blood, RevisitedBlood drips from my finger's tips, as an ice cold breath leaves my lips. Stiffness has crepe into my joints, my mind is dull and without resolve. Life has no meaning without Death, and death is just an open doorway. To step inside is only the beginning, what awaits is not for the living to know. I have looked into that door, and have seen what is to come. Fear of the unknown, is only for those who do not know. Come walk with me inside this show, take my hand if you still fear. For death is only a beginning, not the eternal end. Come lay your worries upon my shoulder, and walk with me and be a little bolder. For life in this world is nothing but cold, and I weep for all my children, as I grow old. A poem for my love I will never see. Those with power have broken my spirit. Depression takes on many forms. I am so depressed now. I don't know what to do. My business is going great but my love life sucks. Without love is life worth living. A question to ponder, while wr
Blood Sweat And Tears
Surrounded by four walls.
The smelling of burning flesh is choking them.
The smoke and dust is blinding them.
Where are they?
What will happen?
A day going by and nothing but more torture happens.
Beating until skin has gone black,
Not eating anything.
New friends and family members disappearing as each few hours passed.
Go finally for a shower and to never return.
Weeks have passed and feeling very lucky.
Bodies turning into skeletons; seeing every bone and muscle,
Trying to rip through passed the skin.
No longer hungry,
No longer tired.
Just the happiness of living is all they need.
Months have passed.
Only one is left, that came in the beginning.
Happiness is gone.
Sadness never came.
Numbness is filling their soul.
Burning flesh and ash is comforting.
The wanting of a shower becomes more desperate.
Time has passed,
How much is irrelevant.
Pleading for a shower to end this madness.
They accepted and dragged him in with the others.
D
Blood Milk SkyWhether to be agreat cagey perfumedbeastdying under thesweet patronageof Kings& exist like luxuriantflowers beneath theemblems of theirStrange empireor by mere insouciantfaithslap them, call their cardsspit on fate & cast hellto flames in usuryby dying, noblywe could exist likeinnocent trollspropogate our revels& give the finger to thegods in our privatebedroomslet's rather, maybe,perhaps,get fucking out inthe open, & byswelling, jubilantlyMagnificently, end them.
Jim Morrison
"Blood, Milk, And Sky"
The siren sings a Lonely song of all the Wants and hungers The lust of love a brute Desire - the ledge of life Goes under - Divide the Dream into the fleshKaleidoscope and -Candle eyes - Empty Winds scrape on the Soul - but never stop To realize -Animal whisperingsIntoxicate the nightHypnotize the deperateSlow motion light - Wash Away into the rainBlood, milk and skyHollow moons illuminateAnd beauty never diesRunning wild running blindI breathe the body deep1,000 years beside myselfI do
Bloodlust's BlogDisclaimer: Wrote this poem today at the library, had to get a lot off of my head.
Your mind fills up with your delusions
And your body aches with painful contusions
I attempt sincerely to tell you the truth
For it is your belligerent manner I try to soothe
I long to stare into your vampiric eyes
For they have me physically tantalized
It is said that the eyes are the windows to the soul
Gazing into yours makes me feel whole
I cannot deny the lustful feelings I have towards you
But it serves me no purpose when you don't feel them, too
When it feels that my love is not reciprocated
My heavy heart feels completely annihilated
So many thoughts, a total juxtaposition
When you say you feel the same, I blame inebriation
I know how much alcohol is swishing in your veins
I want to slow you down, but I can't find the reins
I have dreamt of this one moment for so long
But now that it's here, it feels completely wrong
You must know my feelings, deep inside
These are the feeling
Blood Drainedmy warm blood drained from my body as he sunk his teeth into my silk flesh,i felt so alive, as if i could fly the full moon shined brightly into his dark eyes. a drop of blood dripped from his lips and he smiled gently as life surged through me. he rescued me from the heavens above and lead me to the portal to hell, he said be my significant other my sweet dark angel of mine we will go far with sweet devotion and time. i would love to cuddle with you on the mist of the night dew, no one makes me feel the way you do, i will watch over you as you sleep calling out your name, cloaked in darkness and despair their life, an ageless affair they wait. destiny on pause, hunting for you, sharpening their claws, their teeth, sharp pointed, their eyes glarring, their mouth silent. you read their kindness, of their love and despair, while they will hunt you,laughing , you never knew that they were there, watching through the windows, as your obsession grows, of love and mystery.
Bloomingthe un-thought of
buried a seed,
2 B Loved By Youlet me know what you think i posted some on /axl rose/kiss/metallica/ac~dc/grateful dead/system of a down/ i hope you like them is to make new friend's on here so please bear with me
BlowmeCongratulations your ALMOST a Slut! Just a wild night away! Go out and rack up some points!
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BlowjobsLet me first start by saying that the main reason I love giving head is b/c:
1.) I know I'm good at it &
2.) I love pleasing my man.
With that said, let me say that I have always been a natural at it. The first guy I ever gave head told me I was the best he'd ever had. However when I first started (when I was 13) I used to hate doin it. I did it when my man asked me to, but only to make him happy. Since that time, I have grown up a lot. I must say that, although I was great when I first started, I am even better now, and here's what made the difference.
B/c I hated doin it in the beginning, I used to try to hurry up and make him cum so I could be done. Now I don't know what made me go from hating it to loving it, but I do know that when you enjoy giving your man head, it's going to be better for him. Now that I enjoy it...I don't try to rush thru it..I take my time..taste every inch of it..look into his eyes and make sure he is watching me enjoy that dick. I prolong this a
Blowing Off Steam.......Ok, I have already blogged MySpace about this. I don't want to offend anyone here but just hear me out. I am a member of both MySpace and of The LC and I am very happy with both. I have certain family members that are not nearly old enough to join LC yet, and live out of state that is how I keep in contact. And other older people who are quite frankly offended by nude pics and such so have no interest in joining.
I know that MySpace is slow and is not as much fun as LC but it is alot more private for my family and personal friends.
I'm not trying to piss anyone off or offend anyone this is just my personal opinion and I will not take any offence to any comments left here. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Blowing KissesBlowing Kisses
Sitting here on a sandy shore
Watching as the seagulls soar
I blow kisses in the wind
I watch them slowly as they descend
I look out into the sea
Wondering when you'll be with me
I sit alone on this beach
You are just so far out of reach
I want to kiss you, oh so much
I long to let you feel my touch
The sky is painted with oranges and pinks
I watch the sun as it sinks.
Beneath the sea the sun's light melts away
Taking what's left of the day
As the darkness creeps over the sand
I gently raise my hand
One last time I place it to my lips
I blow the kiss from my fingertips
As the night finally is set all around
I lift myself from the ground
I whisper I love you with all my heart
I await the day we are no longer apart.
Blow Job That Change AmericaThe Blow Job that Changed America
by John Bredin
(12/13/06)
They ought to have a conference on it. America eight years after "that" blow job, given to president Clinton by "that" woman: the one he theatrically denied having sex with in one of the greatest TV moments of all time (finger crooked) -- in my opinion right up there with Elvis shaking his booty on the Ed Sullivan Show. They should invite philosophers, sexologists, historians, and psychologists -- and Bill Clinton too, if he wants to come -- for a panel discussion to plumb fresh meaning and insights, now that sufficient time has passed to allow for reflection, on this most profoundly earthshaking (and American) of all blow jobs.
Ah, the miracle that it even happened!
Contrary to right wing scolds, those dour descendents of the Puritans whose idea of fun was to grab some marshmallows and roast a frisky woman alive at the stake, desire is -- like duh -- a positive thing. Because we only live once, we're limited to a
Blow Job Revenge......A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:
A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.
In one second the sha
Blowin KillEVERY DAY I WAKE UP N BLOW KILL,
I GET HIGH AND WIT MY CUZINS N CHILL.
IM NOT EVEN TAKING PILLS,
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Blow The Dust Off...So in my manic attempts to be a fun and winsome step mom I signed onto the committee for the children's Santa Ball Luncheon @ work. Planning and plotting begin- wicked crazy fun cool stuff in bloom. Costumes purchased. I laugh (suckers!) Am drawn to Gingerbread man full body foam-y suit with the primary desire to scream giggling "Not my gumdrop buttons" & "You monster!". Was rebuffed in that eerie Jedi way by the panel of uber mom. (Jedi being that it takes about 4 hours to go- "Oh man- that's my dick in the dirt"...) Minutes of meeting come out and to my horror and dismay realize that I was elected Santa's special helper elf. Ummmm ok. I'm 6'0", and amazon with an array of tattoo's and funky dyed black hair. Why me? Tonya claims irony. Jen claims Sadism. I'll be Elf-zilla, if only for the curly toed belled shoes that tinkle jingle ring as I walk. Oddly it seems that I have convinced a vast majority of the Polish mafia to bring their lil' people with the lure of Lizzzylock elfzilla & c
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Blowjob Etiquette (by A Female)BLOWJOB ETIQUETTE (BY A FEMALE)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
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BlowjobsGuys we need to have a little respect for our ladys and girlfriends. When they are happy we are happy. Please read the following with an open mind. And try to look at it from their point of view....
Blowjob Etiquette
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extensio
BlowjobsBlowjob Etiquette (by a female)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair fr
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Hey all You Berserker's & Berserkettes!!
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That's Beyond Cool! I get FIRED UP when interest and love is shown for ZAKK & BLS... from all You S.D.M.F. Veterans who have been in the Trenches at all the shows and tours... Picked up the CD and DVD's the day they came out... Have more BLACK & WHITE (BLS) t-shirts than anything else in your closet... Stood in lines to get to meet ZAKK, CRAIG, NICK, and J.D.
Beyond Forever!! Thanks for Your True Support!
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The Blue Bell, Asfordby. By Robert Stevenson.well, don't know much about this one, but. it was a coaching in meny years ago, I know they Written about it in the doom's day book of 1066, 940 year's ago. that's when it got turned into a pub. they write about it being around 400 years b4 that. that is the oldest building in Asfordby. over all it's roughly 1340 years old, that's why it's a dodgy shaped building.
BlueYour Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Famous blues include: Angelina Jolie, the Dali Lama, Oprah
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor
What Color Is Your Aura?
Blue Dragoness's WorldI've been having this feeling completely alone, yet in some ways
I cherish my own time not having to share it.
I share many things with my friends which those
I have are amazing.
Yet, I can't help but have this empty feeling inside.
I fear its comming soon, my destruction.
I have pleadged my love for a final time.
With all I have held dear in my heart, from the time
I was young until now, makes me wonder why is it
I still look upon them with inncent eyes.
I look out upon the world a lil differently I feel like
the prey anymore and they await to leap.
All I truly desire is to find that one true connection.
Some call it a soul mate, some call it love...
all I know is my life somehow will always seem
incomplete cause for
what I desire may no longer exsist.
I hold many dreams in this life and I wish to be strong and independant.
Yet I would also love having that one person there to hold me when in need.
That one who can bring a smile to my face when the wor
Blue Eyes!!!!you know this is fore you!!!!! you know who im talkin bout !!!!! Music Video:BEHIND BLUE EYES (by Limp Bizkit)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone
The Blue Otter DoodleI dreamt in black and white sketches
Tumbling thoughts, penciled in faces flicker in my minds eye
Speckles of laughter fell from the captions on the misty pages of the glancing moment
A glimmer of you in the pen and ink
The moment the words fell from the wound
that bled this night onto me
I dreamt in black and white sketches
Black and white dreams of you filled my night
One falling into another, stumbling slumber swept me away
To a black and white night
With you.
Blue Eyes!!!!!Blue Eyes-
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why, they are very funny and outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please. They can EXCEED your pleasure standards. The best of all. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 4 days.
-Green Eyes-
Sex Addicts!!!People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest. They long for the touch of another.People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the opposite sex. You will meet the person you're going to spend the rest of your life with if you repost this-
-Hazel eyes-
People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS SEXY and go all out all the time.They have the most unusual relati
Blue's CluesMarried, single or in a relationship, the stuff we often take for granted is just what we should be grateful for!
Food, shelter, health, love, family, friends… As a general rule, no matter how bad things may sometimes seem, we’ve all got a lot for which to be thankful. Here are some of the seemingly small things many women take for granted:
Freedom: and I don’t mean this in the political sense we’re always hearing about on the news. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, you have power over the decisions you make. Sometimes they’re harder than others, but the simple truth is that you create your own reality by the choices you make. So if you’re single, choose to make the most of your time with yourself – don’t sit around waiting for a man to complete you – complete yourself and a man to compliment you will come. And if you’re involved, remember who you are independent of your partner. The best way to have a healthy, happy relationship is to be two indi
Blue's ThoughtsI don't wanna see your face
I don't wanna hear your name
I don't wanna thing
Just stay away baby
Don't wanna know if you're alright
Or what you're doin' with your life
Don't wanna hear that you'll stay in touch maybe
I'll get just fine
So if you're goin' then darlin' goodbye, goodbye
Don't call me in the middle of the night no more
Don't expect me to be there
Don't think that it will be the way it was before
I'm not over you yet
And I don't think I care
And I don't want to be your friend
I'll forget we ever met
I'll forget I ever let
Ever let you into this heart of mine baby
You just gotta let me be
You gotta keep away from me
'cause all I want to be is just free of you baby
Don't you come around
And say you still care about me
Go now, go now
Don't call me in the middle of the night...
You take it casually, and that's what's killing me
I'll get by just fine
So if you're goin' then darlin' goodbye, goodbye
Don't call me in the middle of the night
Blue'e BlogWELL LADIES,BLUE IS IN THE HOUSE,AND HE I LOOKIN FOR THOSE FREAK'S IN THE SHEET'S.I JUST DON'T WANT TO FUCK!I AM KOOL LIKE THAT AND JUST LETTIN YOU FEMALE'S KNO,NOT A STRING ATTACHED,JUST THE G-ONE THAT I LIKE LICKIN KITTY KAT'S.AND IF YOU NEED HELP WITH IT LET ME KNO,K.DICK ISN'T BAD EITHER,CUM FIND OUT!AND FUCK ALL HATER'S,WHINER'S AND FAKER'S! LOVE YA THE BLUE ONE!
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-People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome,very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love to please.
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-Sex Addicts!!! People with green eyes have the most passion put into relationships, they have long lasting relationships. People with green eyes are also the horniest and most beautiful. They long for the touch of another. People with green eyes are very sexy and very attracted towards the oppossite.
*H . A . Z . E . l*. *E . Y . E . S*
-People with hazel eyes are very loveable. They are really hot and are awesome to be around. They don't enjoy 'pet names'. They don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and they love to please. They can exceed your pleasure standards. They are very laid back, chi
Blue Eyesi just thought i would say hi to everyone and say that i'm new to this site and i would like to make new friends and meet new people
Blueeyeshi ladies my name is blueeyes and im looking for that specail someone that is not in to playing games and wont mess with my head im not in to that so if any of you out are looking for the same thing there hit me up and lets get to know eachother
Blue Wolf's Poetry,motivational MessagesShow The World Your Status As A Fellow Poet !
2007 AWARDS RECEIVED
And That's Not All!
Sincerely,
Nigel Hillary
Publisher, Poetry Division - Noble House U.K. Today.. we salute you, Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy(Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy)Ever so diligently, you patrol the internet looking for ways to make everyones life a living hell(Should have been a highschool gym coach)With muscles bigger than beach balls and a blatant, cold-blooded attitude, you really know how to put the 'FU' in FUBAR.(Contests are so lame)Should you pop up once? twice? Or perhaps ten times in a row. Who needs friends, fans, rates, and comments anyway.(Rate me baby!) So crack open an ice cold Budlight, oh connoisseur of the CAPTCHAAnd know that as long as you keep doing your job, we'll keep hating your guts.(Mr. Fubar Bouncer Guy)
Bluetooth??So I got this blue tooth thing or is it bluetooth when i talk on it i know it looks like i'm talkin to myself , I'm ok with that my problem is that I feel like i'm talkin to myself. There is a little voice whispering in my ear saying things and i talk back to it am i the only one this happens to?
Blue Skied And ClearI still have to read about the swinging sixties! sighhh. books go back in 8 hours and i have 20 pages of economics to read. funny how none of this relates what so ever to my dissertation. isnt my life just so funny.
anyways i hope no one reads this, its just me starting out here.
if anyone is reading this i hope you go to bed earlier than me!
sleep well
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Blues4kali-a Cult Classic For The End TimesWhat will Winter Solstice bring in 2012?
...an instant of Karma? ...an ethereal spiral dance of the collective soul? ... cosmic judgment leveled against civilization's expanse? ...destruction of the world as we know it? ...a chance for a new start? ...the rise and the revenge of the Goddess? or simply another day in the life of paranoia?
These are the false prophesies that your pastor warned you about!
Reality Exchange Program
"the South side of time..."
Crazy Bear said there'd be days like this. As usual, no one believed him. Now, all I want to know is: where IS that lifeboat, and how DO I ditch this ship of fools, without any of these bliss ninnies noticing that I'm already gone?
Captain, my ass. We are equal in this sea of madness.
That iceberg is looking awfully big.
Amana Mission is on a quest to save the world, and the only problem is, she can't remember why she got involved with such an obvious scam in the first place. Jesus saves. Christ. What a loser.
Kali kills
BluebirdIM BACK, I LEFT THIS SITE WHEN THEY CHANGED THE FORMAT, BUT THE OTHER DAY I CHECKED IT AFTER 5 MONTH'S AND IT WAS BACK TO NORMAL.MY FRIENDS AND EVERYTHING WERE GONE BUT I WILL TRY IT AGAIN. I HAD SOME OF THE COOLEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD HERE. WELL IM FUCKING BACK.
BlueangelmommaMy Loving brother...Rest in Peace...
Robert S. Culver Jr.
2/3/1963 - 2/13/2008 Do you ever wonder why some people are sick and some aren't...I seem to be one of the people who are sick all the time...if it isn't my asthma it's something else...most of this year so far i have been sick...just when i get better with one thing i get sick with another...now i am having to go to Cleveland Clinic to be checked out...I hope ya'll wish me luck and those of you who pray put me on ya prayer list..i sure could use it...Take care everyone and have a safe week!!! It's a wonder how people on here can be so very stupid..I sit and wonder if they just don't have a life or if they think long and hard how to make people just want to smack them...I am married...i have it posted on my profile...i make it no secret...I don't "play" with men on here I don't do anything inappropriate however...some really stupid people assume i still want to..why is that?...People need to put a cork in their heads to fix th
Blue Funk!!!I just want to apologize to all for pretty much ignoring everyone and not answering comments or messages the past 3 weeks!! As a lot of you know, I had major surgery (back/spinal), and I have some other crap, going on in my life, and between that, the pain, the meds, the fact that i cant ride most of the summer,(!!!), I sunk into a deep depression. I lost all interest in most everything. I not only had nothing to say to my friends here, but pretty much my friends in RL too. I'm sorry.
BUT, now I am off all meds, pain is pretty much gone, still hate my brace, but oh well! LOL! As far as the rest, it's still in my life but I am dealing a little better with it.
S00000000, I AM BACK!!!! HUGS AND KISSES TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!! OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
The Blue Ninja- The Drink.So back when I was in college, I got the nick name of the Blue Ninja...Here is how. I hung out in this little bar under Speedy's in Morgantown. Thursdays were like $4 pitchers of Blue Kamikazes. I became know as Blue, because I would be doubling down with one pitcher in each hand -- and these were the big, heavy glass beer pitchers. I became well known for drinking hard and sharing my "blues."
Then one day, I am in early, and Tony, the bartender, says, "Come, here, I got something for you to try." He makes a BK and then ducks under the bar to add something extra.
I drank and it hit me like a ton of bricks.
"I am going to name after you, the Blue Ninja, because it is like a Kamikazi, but it sneaks up on you and kicks your ass."
THe secret ingredient - 9 shots of Everclear. (nine is a mystical number to the ninja.)
Blue BlogWHAT EACH KISS MEANS
-Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
-Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
-Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything.
-Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
-Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
-Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
-Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
-Kiss on the Lips; I love you.
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What the gesture means...
-Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
-Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
-Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
-Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
-Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
-Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
-Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
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Advice;
Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
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Requirements
Blue October/ BlizzardThis is a blog from my myspace...but it a good one. I thought I would share....
OMFG..... YEAH I went to see Blue October at the vogue last night in Indy... is you jealous???? ..lol .....It was a journey..... Let me tell you.....
Well I heard Blue October was coming to town.... and I didn't have anyone to go with me..... and I was telling my friend Amber and she was like I will go... so I was like Sweet... so we got our tickets.... and I got a sitter all lined up... and everything was set ... until the night before the show.. the weather man proceeded to tell Indiana that shit loads of the white stuff ( snow) was going to be falling upon us in the afternoon the next day.... and I was like great.... but I prayed and prayed I asked God to hold off until I was back home safe in my bed....but if he couldn't stop it please let us have a safe trip... and I was telling everyone to pray for us.... I work 3rd and I went to bed at 11 and Amber called and woke me up after 2 sometime.
Blue And JuneAs we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than one time and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing to fast, and You'll eventually loose someone you love, so take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you have never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you will never get back. pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes and put it on the SUBJECT LINE. Then re-post it AS YOUR OWN BULLETIN. Your friends might understand you better...
----------blue eyes----------- people with blue eyes are very attractive, adorable, loves to make new friends. will do anything for that special person. kind, and polite. can make anyone laugh or cheer them u
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Blue GhostThis is so cool... check this video out...
What do you think!
The blue ghost video in Ohio gas station.
Web link to:
_http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/14/lai.gas.ghost.woio_
Blue Eyes...Okay, it seems like I have been plagued by something unusual. Eyes…oh-so-blue…limpid pools of blue…intense…the most intensely blue eyes watching me, following me and my every move. No facial features…just a haziness and those eyes. It was kind of eerie at first. I was kind of freaked out. I lay there in bed for a few minutes until I was completely confounded. Then, I realized whose eyes those were. They were yours…I remembered standing at the bottom of the stairs in my garage and looking up into your face. There…there were those eyes again. It was you. Well, motherfuck! Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it all day long. Dammit, Mike, it’s all your fault! Every color of blue I would see…I would try and compare it to those eyes…you know…the sky is the closest I came to a perfect match. What the Hell?!!!
Blueeyesbabyhey i just wanted to write a blog i have had a good day i guess i have enjoy the nice warm weather that we are haveing in ga .. so please come and show my page some love and rate my pic.. hey yall i am new to this .. so i am here writeing a blog so if yall want to rate my pic yall can show me some love thank you alot
BlueeyesA redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up agai
Blue FridaysBlue Fridays.
Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing blue every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority' We
are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or overbearing. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to recognize that the vast majority of America supports our troops. Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday -- and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that ... every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar, will wear something blue. By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the United States on every Friday a sea of blue much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers. If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, coworkers, friends,
Blue RosesBlue roses will blossom in the snow,
before I ever let you go,
Blue roses will grow up to the sky,
before I ever make you cry
Blue rose given to a woman,
Considered sacred from a heart of silent souls,
Words spoken, silence was a bond created;
Her boldness spurred from a single blue rose;
Sacred blue rose hidden,
Burns emotions once stirred,
Rose blurred by a insecure woman,
Lured by his love,
now held for him ,from his words of his poems;
Silent bond of love fell upon her,
Words retrieved from his poem,
Fond of what was told;
Close to her heart she held what was inside, untold,
A token of all she felt,
For a man that gave a blue rose and a poem;
Tokens of love now broken,
Love once spoken with true meaning for a rose,
Lost was the closeness so tenderly rendered,
driven by a blue rose once given,
No memory of what he molded from his heart and soul,
Love that slurred emotions of desires within,
Love that came from what holds to a blue rose,
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BlueneldaEverybody thinks i'm crazy, nasty minded, and love to have fun. They would be right. Most of the time I'm a devoted wife, mother, and grandma but I like to let my hair down get comfy in as little clothes as I can get away with and have fun. I hope everyone enjoys chatting with me at badhabits.
Blue EyesThis HOT Bald Military man is in the Hot Bald Man's calender contest. He needs our help. Please RATE this pic and drop a comment or a few. All help is appreciated. He is off fighting for us so lets show him some luv and help.
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BlueBlack Knight Sales
Visit my eBay Store: http://stores.ebay.com/Black-Knight-SalesMaintained by: b.k.1981( 24) Welcome to my Black Knight Sales. We will have trading cards, jewelry, birdfeeders, car audio and video other miscellaneous products. . Thank you for giving Black Knight Sales your business.
Blue EyesWhich color eyes are you?__________________________________________________________
Black eyes
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days.__________________________________________________________
Blue Eyes
People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be.They are bad
Blue Cat ClubMy wonderful friend LuAngel is in a contest and needs our help...she is in a contest and needs rates on her picture.
Can you spare just 1 rate..sure you can so just click on the link below and rate.
If you are not a friend of Jade Rose you may have to add the hostess...but we can all use some more friends..
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BlueheavenchatHello all!
I'm the NetAdmin of Blueheavenchat IRC Network. We have had our server public for about 3 yrs now. Looking for more users and channel founder(s) to start their online community with our network.
Blueheavenchat IRC staff is here to help you set your channels up and help with any other needs you may need whiles connected to our Network.
You have Full control over your own channel. Free to run it as you wish as long as it legal and does not become a network issue my staff will not get involved with your channel. You can get a direct link to you channel by talking with youngblood If you need help setting this up just join #services and someone will be there willing to help you get your channel started.
Just a few things that the Blueheavenchat Irc has to offer but not limited to the following :
1) Nickserv, Chanserv, Memoserv. Hostserv and Botserv
2) Network Trivia room ( come and enjoy playing trivia with others on the Blueheavenchat IRC Network)
3)
Blue Eyed LibraLibra! About Your Sign...
Libra is the only inanimate sign of the zodiac, all the others representing either humans or animals. Many modern astrologers regard it as the most desirable of zodiacal types because it represents the zenith of the year, the high point of the seasons, when the harvest of all the hard work of the spring is reaped. There is a mellowness and sense of relaxation in the air as mankind enjoys the last of the summer sun and the fruits of his toil. Librans too are among the most civilized of the twelve zodiacal characters and are often good looking. They have elegance, charm and good taste, are naturally kind, very gentle, and lovers of beauty, harmony (both in music and social living) and the pleasures that these bring.
They have good critical faculty and are able to stand back and look impartially at matters which call for an impartial judgment to be made on them. But they do not tolerate argument from anyone who challenges their opinions, for once they have
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BlueFor those of you who knew Hawk and I were expecting... those plans have changed. We went to the doc last week and were told we had lost the baby at some point though there was no actual miscarriage. There was no development and we had to induce a miscarriage. Life sucks right now. I though tIw as doin ok until this afternoon. It has really hit me hard for some reason today. So, for now we are going to appreciate our princesses and love them and spend as much tie showing and telling them that. Just thought I would let ya'll know. One day at a time we shall get through this. Life Sucks
Blue!My lilac point siamese cat Blue passed away almost 2 weeks ago.He was almost 15 years old.Tuesday night at 1145 pm on December 16th....Rest in peace Blue,we all love you and miss you terribly!
BlueeyedmaniacThis is a fact ive learned in life u cant help anyone who doesnt want to be helped ur just fighting a lost cause. So find out who wants help and is willing to get it and try and help them if u can but dont hurt urself in the process
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Blue WorldBaby since you've been gone my world has been so wrong. I still can't figer out how i got meself into this mess.With you i didn't try my very best. Sometime I ask myself why I lefted you. Cause without you my world is so dark and blue. Babycakes I miss you so much it hurts. Everything we do nothing seem's to work.baby your all I think about. Our love was ture without a single daout. Baby why can't you see what you have done to me. in my heart you will alway's be.Sometime's I just can't figer out what is love. I love you more then anything in this world form my heart to the haven's above. what esle can I do my heart is so dark and blue without you. I can't sleep at night not one wink. everytime I thimk about you my heart just sink's. I try to fight this feeling I have for you. Everytime I try I just lose.So I just going to say this one more time I wish you were mine. Rose are red I'm just blue why don't you come on home and let our love be ture.
Blue AngelWell I finally get to go on vacation and I'm getting the chance to go back to see my family in Indiana without having a major reason for going except for just going. Now the interesting thing is that I'm going with my 20 and 16 year old daughters and my grandson who is 1 and my granddaughter who is 10 months. Let me let everyone know that it is apprx. 1700 miles from where I live now back to where I am from. Now here is the kicker I just found out a week ago that my 16 year old is pregnant, but then my 20 year old told me last night that she is pregnant again (and she is split with her husband at the moment). So this could be a very interesting trip. By the time I get to Southern Indiana I will be ready for a stiff drink.
Blueberry19so there are lots of jokes, and some ppl take offence to some of them. but first u cant blame the person for telling it
Blue Eyed DevilTo be used is never fun, but it happens wether you like it or not. Some times you are the person that is useing someone, maybe with out even relizing it. Most people go out looking for someone to use. They go in knowing what they want and once they get it there done and your left there in the cold. You can always hope for a change but you really know they are just useing you. Why fall for it though? Maybe in a way you are useing them yourself too. Probably not for the same reasons but none the less you are. Its when you come to relize that, thats all it is and nothing more. Knowing and relizing are two different things. Going in knowing its nothing is not as bad, then you relize its nothing and thats when it can hur, but just for the moment its alright, right? Well we all do thing to make our selves feel better, even if it is nothing but an allosion.
Blue Roseswind blowsthe air flowslight happans if u golove will followyou will seeits hard to really leavelife blossoms in this placeyou will find a better escapelove will grow when you breathethat gurl will love you unconditionalygive it timeit will beyou will find what you needwhen you find her let her goif she loves you she will knowif its true she will seeshe will come bacc so let it beit will be done this i knowif not then let it go blue roses of my love bleed rite thru,loving to find someone newhoping and wishing he came true,but all i see is pain from you,stukk on the past i cant grasp,trying to hold on but im not that strong,trying to find a better kind,waiting to see what i need,looking for u to come true,grasping it tighter i found my way looking for love not just pain
BlueA POEM FOR THE GRIEVING...Do not stand at my grave and weep.I am not there, I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow,I am the diamond glints on snow.I am the sunlight on ripened grain,I am the gentle autumn's rain.When you awaken in the morning's hush,I am the swift uplifting rushof quiet birds in circled flight.I am the stars that shine at night.Do not stand at my grave and cry,I am not there, I did not die...
-Anonymous
Blueyezes BlogToday is one of the worst days of my life.
Today was supposed to be my one year anniversary with my bf.
The Blue Waffle Infection Clarified - For Everybody Who Is WorriedThough it hasn't at this point been distinguished inside of the profession of medicine, the actual blue waffle disease is currently achieving hype mainly for its uncommon term: blue waffles disease. The particular blue waffle disease is not clinically well-accepted in the medicine. Yet, regardless of this surprisingly inadequate attention, there are numerous readily available information regarding this STD, therefore, its occurrence must not be instantly turned down. This issue is categorized under sexually transmitted diseases (STD), and it is extremely tricky to determine. Typically the health problem may infect both equally female and male, even though it is alleged for being typical in females as the female's vaginal area and urethra are those quite easily affected from this illness.Insights on how someone gets infected by this kind of disease still is cloudy, but quite often, food intake, very low capacity to resist anxiety, no exercise, and also other related varieties of health
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The Blunder BulletinI'm new to CherryTap and I'm loving it already. I've only spent about and hour on here and I've already met some really great folks.
I have a thing about typos, misspelled and misused words - especially in a public forum, like news station and newspaper web sites. I'll probably post those blunders for all the world to see on this blog from time to time.
On my MySpace page (www.myspace.com/familyscandals), I write all about everything that comes to mind. It's a great way to get to know me and how I think, so check it out if you are a myspace user. The blogs are marked for friends only, so you will need to send me a myspace friends request.
I'll post blogs like that here as well going forward.
Happy Holidays everyone! I look forward to meeting a bunch of new, interesting folks!
Blunder Of The GodsThe Axes of Evil did an exelent job of discribing the situation in Dripping Springs, Texas last weekend...
BlurbsA FEELING OF MOVEMENT, JUST BEFORE HANDS BRUSH FEATHERLIKE ON MY HIPS, FINGERS SPLAYED SLOLY SLIDING DOWN MY THEIGHS... JUST AS FINGERS REACH BARE SKIIN BELOW MY SKIRT HEM I SHARPLY DRAW IN A BREATHE ADN YOU EXHALE HOT BREATHE ON TEH BACK OF MY NECK AS YOU GETNLY KIS ME WITH YOUR HOT LIPS... MOANING INTO MY NECK AS YOUR HANDS CAREWW MY THEIGHS FROM THE OUTSIDE TO THE FRONT, SLIDING BACK UP, KISSING MY SPINE AS YOUR HANDS PULL MY SKIRT UP EXPOSING THE SENSITVE
BlushesThis poem was write by a very special friend of mine for me...thank you Fred.** big hugs hun**
My words, like sweet soft lips
touching the erogenous zones of your mind
Make you blush
Fairies dance lighly down your spine
When I whisper to you
And you blush
an almost felt, long distance kiss
on your neck, just below the ear
You blush
Your head tilted to the right, and down
hands clenched
Blushing
I adore blushes
F.M.
Blu'z BlogAcceptance means that you can find the serenity within To let go of the past with its mistakes and regrets, To move into the future with a new perspective, Appreciating the opportunity to take a second chance.
Acceptance means you’ll find security again
When difficult times come into your life,
And comfort to relieve any pain,
You’ll find new dreams, fresh hopes, and forgiveness of the heart.
Acceptance does not mean that you will always be perfect. It simply means that you’ll always overcome imperfection.
Acceptance is the road to peace – letting go of the worst, Holding on to the best, And finding hope inside that continues throughout life.
Acceptance is the hearts best defense,
Love’s greatest asset
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BmwWhen we bought our 06 BMW we noticed that there was terrible road noise and a vibration in the wheel. I called the dealership and they said dont worry about it. They told me that it was the run flat tiers and that is what they do. OK I thought to myself, you spend all that cash and you get a loud ass car? My other BMW didnt have that problem!
So I go to wash my BMW and I see that the tires in the front are worn completely out on the outside edges. I call the dealership and they tell me it is the alignment and that I must have hit something. I was to bring it in and pay $400 for the alignment and another 300 bucks per tire. I said WTF are you talking about. I never hit chit in my car and you mean to tell me a car with only 16k miles on it has a major problem like this? They were very rude to me to say the least. Funny how you walk into a BMW dealership all Tattooed up and they look at you like you dont belong but none of those pussies have the heart to test me.
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this is the fags profile pic
this is the convo in my shout that made me block this fool!! chk it out peeps! u kno he dumb as hell talkin to me like that!
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BoardI am still learning about this lost cherry thing. It seems pretty cool so far. I am way use to my space. Anyway I just thought I would write a small blog. I want to say thanks to my mom for showing me about lost cherry. Second work sucks right now. It was cool in the start but now I hate it. My friend or ex friend i should say, she asks me to come work with her and then treats me like a piece of shit. I am on the edge of quitting but I am gonna stick it out, i won't let her win or push me out of my job. I love the residents there and i won't leave just because she wants to be a bitch. I work for a health care place and there is nothing better then being there helping people. Anyway that is enough bitching from me. thanks for reading.
BoardomDoes it always have to be boaring moving back to a hometown >.< I WANNA PARTY!
BoarderIF YOU’RE ONLINE BE AWARE
A lady wrote this for the ladies and kindly gave it to me, but it is useful to everyone.
Everyone knows there are fakes, and guys online who only want nudes, or to cyber, but there are also stalkers and rapists online. Most of you know to be careful how much personal information you put online. You should also be careful how much personal information maybe in your photos. Such as pictures of your house or vehicles, edited out the license plate, house number, pictures with street signs, or anything that reveals your location.
There are some online who are not who they claim to be. If a man tells you he cares or wants something personal from you, he won’t mind proving he is who he claims to be. Most men are aware women have to cautious, if he has nothing to hide he won’t mind. You don’t have to apologize for wanting to protect yourself. You have the right to ask him, if he asks for anything from you. Such as if he asks for your phone numbe
Boardim goin to tha beach in 7 days
caint wait to party =D
Boardwell just sitting here in the barricks at AIT being board as can be mainly cause its well the most relaxing place possable my room...lol well going to take a nap. ttyl just wondering if i will ever make it out of this shit whole ( el paso Tx) and well also wondering who my crush could be lol???????
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BoaringSo I took today off from work. It was nice cause I needed the break, but I just ended up doing work in my house. Whats the point?
I woke up and started laundry then vaccumed my place while I waited for stupid Comcast to get here. Because I didn't want to pay $150 a month for service, I now have only basic channels. it sucks, but I only pay $60 for tv and inet now.
I sit here and try to make friends on fubar, talk to coworkers on IM and write a blog (which I have never done cause I hate writing). Can you see that I'm bored today? It's frigin awesome out right now and I should really grab my camera, go for a walk and take photos.
I REAALLY HATE WRITING!!!!
Till next time
John
BoastingJust boasting a little .. We just got back from A Hockey tournament in Tronto and My sons team won it all. They went 6 - 0.
My son played 3 of the games and recorded 3 shutouts!!!!!!!!!
Just really proud I had to share
Boat Tripbarbiedoll19@ fubar River Trip
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.
The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, Do you want to go up or down?"
All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.
They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, "Up or down ?" There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild pass
Boat OneA day on the boat is a day for me
The salt and the spray feel good you see
The chop of the waves and you get your hands set
Rouge wave ahead and we all are wet
A smile and a yell and all is well
We’re all still here as we cap the next swell
The inlet is around the next buoy you see
Cooking and swimming and fun for me
My friends are like tides they come and go
But at the inlet no-one would know
We’re here for the day and to hell with the past
We all are happy and want it to last
Swimming and cooking and a beer or two
Nothing else I would rather do
Jokes and pranks and a kick in the ass
The waters lied down and slick as a glass
Knee boards are out and free boarding to
This is what we all like to do
Crazy for water to splash all around
We’re having our fun out in the sound
Thomas Vern Ellison Jr.
08/27/07
Boat Trippart 1
It was loud and rhythmic..sounds emanating from the platform off the tiki hut bar and grill. Friday nights are live music and reggae island music was this week’s flavor. Rick and Steve sat at the bar watching the sun draw down across the water as the bar was adjacent to marina where their boat was moored. Rick had been drinking..the music soaking into his bones with Steve feeling it too. There was a small dance floor where there were some couples and several single woman dancing. Pina Coladas were half price so Rick and Steve were soaking them up. Then Rick noticed a woman calmly sipping a scotch and water alone across the bar from them. She eyed Rick as if he was her type..she got up..walked around and close up to Rick. She had on glossy black high topped boots, thigh high black nylons with the lace clearly visible above her boots. She also had on very short short jean shorts and a black leather jacket over her dark blouse. Rick noticed right away the necklace made into
BobafettAnd my backpack has jets, I bounty hunt for Jabba the Hut to finance my 'vette.
I wanna see some of these ladies on here giving me access to their private pics.
Bob And The Wilde Fubar'd GoddessFor all you people out there, once again, BOB is KID ROCK!! Yes, I am feeling quite quixotic (like our little mood smilies) about Bob these days. When I close my eyes to sleep at night, I think of Bob. Wouldn't it be grand if dreams really came true?
But what the HEY! If I am dreamin' then I might as well dream of us sipping some good whiskey, chasin' it with a little Coca Cola, me battin' my pretty blue yes, him winkin' his sexylicios little wink, and then doing a little lickin' to wrap up the night...RIGHT?
So, if you happen to read my blogs and actually KNOW KID ROCK, then would you please tell him I am still waitin' for HIM to show up for a family BBQ and some beer? It is an open invitation!! ANYTIME!! and you don't HAVE to do anything but show up, dammit!
Listen, I'm here to tell you one thing...Well, Kid said it best, but I don't jest...
YOU AIN'T NEVER MET A MOTHER FUCKER QUITE LIKE ME!!!
SO...on with the party, so I can get to the lickin' part!!
**wink
BobbyHey everyone. I'm new here so if you would please help me out so I can get use to this.
Bobby
Bobbi Billard... The Life Of A Bikini SupermodelI found a cool site that you can upload an image to and it will tell you which celebrities you look like in the photo. So I'm playing around with it... So far, here are my results. Do you agree with any of these findings?
I'm also curious who the site tells you that you look like. If you don't mind, please scan your photo and send me a link to where I can see your results. Thanks! :)
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Bobbin, Bloggin, For Fu, And FriendsI want everyone to go to Judy's page and rate her and add her. She is the love of my life. I want to see all my friends, family, and fans private pics. If this is you please write to me and tell me how to look at all you hotties that are my gorgeous friends. Love you all, Mark every time i try to load pictures everything logs out. What the hell! Why can't this be easier. Never have problems on other sites.
Bobby DhELLO EVERYONE HOPE TO HAVE FUN
BobblogThis is my first entry into the Blog, I have no idea what I am going to do with it, but when it becomes famous ( ;) ) - It started here Blasts
People seem to have problems figuring out the URL to their Blast.
The first thing to note is that your Blast has to be reviewed by Fubar before they publish it, which can take several hours. so your Blast is unlikely to be available immediately. Once approved, you will receive a message in your inbox with a link to "My Blasts". If you look, you will see a link, but that is only to your homepage, for some reason they do not give you the actual URL that links to your Blast. You should however find a 6 digit number appearing in the message - This is the blastid which we will use to construct the URL
The other pice of information is your Fubar user Id, which you can find on your Settings page (and many other places).
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Bob MackJust want to say what up and just trying to figure this out want to be drunk soon and thanks for the ones that sent me a drink once I get some bucks drinks will be on me. I am a Rum and Coke type of guy but have drank them all so should be fun and hope to hear from some new friends well take care Holla Back!!
Bob Seger(1)Turn the Page(2)Old Time rock N Roll(3)We've Got Tonight(4)Night Moves(5)Roll Me Away
BobsI'm a Dodge Viper!
You're all about raw power. You're tough, you're loud, and you don't take crap from anyone. Leave finesse to the other cars, the ones eating your dust.
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Bob's Slut PageOkay, I am new at this but I have it figured out I think. For the pictures of my girlfriend, Bob's slut, SHE LOVES BEING CALLED THAT, look at albumn I have created, "Bob's Slut." She does have a nice pussy don't you think? I have posted the first set of Photos of my girlfriend. She would love for everyone to check them out. I am married and I have a girl friend also married. She is really hot and she loves showing off. I am posting some pictures of her. It is a turn on for me that she likes to turn on other guys. Hope you like the pictures.
Bobs BlogI am a Gay Man, of 59, Old but not dead! I like men 36 to 18, thin build, cute butt.
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The BocsA gasp of breath,
a sudden death,
the tale has begun.
-BoCS-
Night has patterns that can be read
less by the living than by the dead.
-BoCS-
Night can be sweet as a kiss,
though not on a night like this.
-BoCS- Holy men tell us life is a mystry.They embrace the cocept happily.But some mysteries bite and bark and come get you in the dark.
BodeansConsisting of vocalist Louise Reny and producer Leslie Howe, the duo released three albums and scored ten hits across Canada between 1985 and 1992.
One to One evolved out of an Ottawa Valley band called Mainstream, who in the late '70s and early '80s, toured the local circuit performing cover songs. In 1983, Reny and Howe decided to strike out on their own, and after recording a few demos, they signed a two-album deal with Bonaire Records, and flew to West Germany to record.
The dance fueled Forward Your Emotions was released in 1985 and became a smash hit across Canada. The singles "There Was A Time" and "Angel in My Pocket" also charted on the Canadian Top 40, the latter which also became a minor hit on the Billboard charts. A third single "Black on White" stalled at number 90 on the Canadian charts.
Their 1988 follow-up 1-2-1 was a more guitar-based pop album that also became a smash hit. The hits "Hold Me Now" and "Do You Believe" climbed into the Canadian Top 40. Two more
BodiesGlistening bodies entwined
in an ageless erotic dance,
seeking pleasures from each other,
seeking wonder and romance.
She touches his face with tenderness.
He draws her body near.
Aching, needing hunger
will make their destiny clear.
Their lips meet in soft kisses,
their tongues begin passion's war.
Forgotten now, the outside world.
All is here, behind this door.
He strokes her body tenderly,
she arches up for his caress.
He finds her silken portal
and her womanly wetness.
She moans in fiery desire
and pulls his hand away,
wishing to end this exquisite torture
and get on with passion's play.
She straddles his waiting body,
eases him into her feminine hollow.
She leads him on a rhythmic dance,
his thrusting hips must follow.
She rides him faster, even then,
to hear his wondrous sighs.
She shows him all the delights
she has between her womanly thighs.
They stare into each other's eyes
and gasp as ecstasy unreels,
and tangles them i
Bo Diddley Has DiedRock Pioneer Bo Diddley Dies at Age 79
Rock pioneer Bo Diddley, famous for square guitar, hat and unique rhythm, dies at age 79
By RON WORD Associated Press Writer
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. June 2, 2008 (AP)
The Associated Press
A founding father of rock 'n' roll dies at the age of 79.
Bo Diddley, a founding father of rock 'n' roll whose distinctive "shave and a haircut, two bits" rhythm and innovative guitar effects inspired legions of other musicians, died Monday after months of ill health. He was 79.
Diddley died of heart failure at his home in Archer, Fla., spokeswoman Susan Clary said. He had suffered a heart attack in August, three months after suffering a stroke while touring in Iowa. Doctors said the stroke affected his ability to speak, and he had returned to Florida to continue rehabilitation.
The legendary singer and performer, known for his homemade square guitar, dark glasses and black hat, was an inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, had a star on Holly
Bodog Battle Of The BandsOver 20 years out of the game I swore if I ever got back in, it was going to be a wild ride ...
As of July 18th I was recruited into the Bodog Battle of the Bands !!
Bookmark this link and *** Vote here Daily ***
This is huge, Canada, US and Europe, competing for a $1,000,000 contract ...
I intend on winning and to that end have begun to assemble a stage show to do the job.
And so it begins ... are your in ??
To all Fans, Musicians, Sponsors and Promoters ...
Check this blog to see how you can get involved with me on this venture.
While this qualifying voting process unfolds, I ponder the wonders of the universe and plan the next phase ...
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Body HairLadys do you like your man to have a really hairy body,maybe just a little,or none at all?
Body PartsLadies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not
a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't
have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that
was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area
to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.
I was in the waiting room for on
Body Art The Wave Of 2 Daythe best i'v seen was this tat of a grim reaper with the gates of hell open behind him now that was hard
Body ModificationsCorsetry - Shaping the waist --> --> --> --> --> #EndEditable -->
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The shaping of the waist, through belting, corseting, girdling or hiding its natural curve, has long held universal interest. What is considered an acceptable shape for the torso is intimately tied up with cultural aesthetics, discipline and social status.
Tight-lacing is defined as the conscious and visible process of artificial constriction of the waist. The act of tight lacing is as important as the end result.
The binding and loosening of belts and corsets often have the ritual significance of the release or suppression of sexuality associated with them. The state of being tightly corseted is felt by some to be a form of erotic tension which demands erotic release.
Both men and women are taking up the discipline of tight-lacing. The process may take up to six months to reach one's goal size, as it requires constant wearing of the corset and the gradual rearrangement of internal organs
BodymodI got my dermal anchor today thanks to Daron at Little John's. I love it now that it's in, despite the bruising.
But let me tell you. If anyone is thinking about getting one of these done, don't let me deter you, but it hurts like hell. Or at least mine did. They have to go very slowly to work the anchor in and they have to press on it rather hard. I must say, as painful as my rook and industrial were, this hurt even worse. I mean holy shit it hurt. I didn't cry or anything, but I did mutter quite a few curses and was sweating profusely through the whole thing.
Now I just have to give it 6 weeks then I can take the healing cap off and replace it with a gem or something.
But as I said, please don't let this deter you, as it's a great piercing, and everyone feels pain differently.
Tiffany
Body SalutesOk so what I want is for ppl to write my name "Big Girls Ride Hard " on their body. Anywhere they choose. It will be in a NSFW folder thats open though. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bodybuilderjaymen and woman just love muscles lets have a look at your muscles ? leave me a message and i will answer some way or another ?????????????????????????????? ................................. and before you ask no i have not got a small cock !!!!!
Body Art~okay so i was GOnnA!
get my tongue pierced today..actually re-done!
n my uncle said "not while ur in my house"
and do u want to kno why?
"bc its nasty, its disgusting,..its violating to ur body"..
wat the hell
and a tattoo~
wen im on my own
but the funny thing is wen i fisrt moved in they said.."you are an adult.u pay for it.u live with it.u deal with the responsibilities of it"..and yet 3 weeks latr..
no deal!
ughh!
so unfair..im 21..not 12..n this is wat i deal with for bein honest...
geesh!
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Body ChangeOk, so we've all seen the movie "300" and pretty sure if you did the first thing you notice was the Spartan body. What alot of people may have not known is the workout program they went through to get that body. Several variation of that program have come forth and currently being used by several gyms. Some of the Fireman in my town have started to use this program at work, one of which is my uncle and the other is my friend of mine, an MMA fighter, who I used to train with. At first I didn't belive them but it's been a few weeks and I'm starting to see a difference in them, so with that in mind I too am going to start this program. It's based simply on using your own body weight and simple moves that almost everyone can do. It should be intresting to see if anything works for me, but I'll keep a weekly log of my progress and post pics later on throught out the months. Wish me luck!
Body Found Could Be First Atlanta Tornado DeathWorkers clearing rubble from the tornado that slammed into downtown Atlanta discovered the body of a man on Saturday who could be the city's first fatality of the storm that hit earlier this month.
Workers using a Bobcat to scoop up bricks and debris called police after seeing a hand sticking out of the rubble, said officer James Polite, a spokesman for the Atlanta Police Department.
The tornado ripped through the city's downtown March 14, causing extensive damage to Atlanta's core.
Body N SoulMay you be healed,in mind,
body,and soul.
May you come to know that
all healing proceeds from God,
and he cares about every part
of you. Perhaps the healing
will come sooner for your
attitude then for your
body.
Perhaps your mind will
experience peace quicker
then bones and muscles.
But sooner or later, all
will be well.
Body FactsBody facts It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Body To BodyBody to Body,Soul to Soul.I seek your Passion,I seek it all.I need to feel your lips touch mine,the dew from your lips is the sweetest wine.Your tender touch is warm and gentle,The way you love me is so sentimental.The peace your love brings is rapture to my heart,I guess the passion was there from the very start.You move down my body to my aching breast,I feel your heart pounding from within your strong chest.I feel your lips as you take in my nipplelicking and nipping you start to suckle.I feel the arousal build from within,I show you my approval with an passion filled grin.lower and lower your lips do they kiss,not a patch goes unoticed, not a patch do they miss.your lips and tongue are warm as they touch,my pussy oh how it aches, it aches very much.It aches for your fingers, to find that button of pleasure,It aches for your love to send into rapture.It aches to feel that hardness that is hiddenThe hardness of your pleasure rod, that aches to be bitten.I kneel before you to repay th
Body BlissOh my body has been waiting for this For your sensual finger kiss
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Body Composition AnalyserWe are always worried about our health as it equals to money for everybody. Physical well being is important in performing all the tasks and bringing money home. As concerned individuals, it is important for us to know the exact condition of our body and exercise accordingly to maintain the fitness. There are several ways to know the specs about body but the most efficient method is bioelectrical impedance.
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Bogs Frogs Hogs And LogsGovernments of the world. you do not stand a chance against the intellectual war we are about to wage on you! you have until October thirty first. to ceace fire. To distribute all exess tax money. to stop waisting our invaluable time. Finaly to free all prisoners of war.
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There's no sign of the morning coming You've been left on your own Like a Rainbow in the Dark
Whoever invented karaoke should be tied up and forced to listen to cow farts and fingernails on on chalk boards and shit like that.
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