So I was talking to a friend on FB this past evening when I got some random friend requests on yahoo messenger... The following is the chat log/fun that ensued.
BUZZ!!!
samuelscamymi:
hey jimmitz_p: hi
samuelscamymi: i'm Katie, 23/f/California currently in school. Would you like to chat ? Where are you from?
jimmitz_p: thats funny why does it say Jody in your profile?
samuelscamymi: ok nice! do you have any pictures? I added new pics here but I can also turn on my webcam
jimmitz_p: and your profile says you're in washington D.C.
samuelscamymi: Do you have a cam? I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam? it's ok if u don't have one
jimmitz_p: This is a bot huh? you're not real. NOBODIES REAL BUT THEY"RE WILLING TO LET YOU KNOW.
samuelscamymi: I have a blue dinosaur that eats pancakes... is that real enough for ya??
jimmitz_p: Why did you tell me you're katie, but your profile says Jodi and your name is samuel.
samuelscamymi: Ok here but i don't cam on these messenger services cuz people have recorded me before lol wait you're not a stalker are u? lol
jimmitz_p: what kind of pancakes do dinosaurs eat? Chocolate chip or blueberry?
samuelscamymi: ok ok just checking! lol its free but you have to register to verify you're over 18 but it's free. Go to , see the orange Join Free button on the top?
jimmitz_p: I was too. Ohhh... so they eat orange pancakes. I see.
samuelscamymi: yeah click on Join Free and just uncheck the box at the bottom so u get the free account, and let me know your user name so I can invite you to my cam ok?
jimmitz_p: My name is YourAbot
samuelscamymi: Wait! what's your favorite color?
jimmitz_p: My favorite color is pizza!
samuelscamymi: oooh ok, I have a really sexy outfit I think you would love, want me to put it on?
jimmitz_p: Nope!
samuelscamymi: lol you're cute. Hey I'm gonna get off this chat, I can't have both open, it slows down my webcam. When u make the free profile give me the user name so I can invite u ok?
jimmitz_p: Nope!
samuelscamymi: k babe I'll send u the invite soon as you give me your user name. If you need the link again it's . hurry up! xoxo
jimmitz_p: iCanSeeThruUrSpam is my user name
samuelscamymi: p.s. I'm kinda horny so i hope u don't mind chatting with a kinky girl
jimmitz_p: You're horny for ICE CREAM! I bet you want some Ice cream right now. All up in your mouth.
samuelscamymi: k I'm waiting for u on the cam chat
jimmitz_p: Should I bring ice cream?
jimmitz_p: and my shoes? So i have them.
jimmitz_p: Herro??? OMG NO! COME BACK IT'S MELTING!
P.S. I deleted the links cuz they probably drop trojans on your puter.