I've been making jokes that I'm soon to be fired. At least I hope they are jokes, really, I don't know.
We have a new developer coming in on Monday, and I have joked that I have to build a new laptop for my replacement. Now as far as I know, he is not actually my replacement (hell it could be a she, but I don't know)
What will make this even funnier is that I have put in for a vacation day on monday, though I haven't told anyone about it. So when the new person comes in...
What makes it even funnier to me, I put in the vacation day because I have job interviews at a new place. Fingers crossed for me.