Mother (fucking) Nature
I respect and admire HER. Don't get me wrong...but, I have a chance to be alone in a big 1900's fabulous house. Animal and house sitting for 3 nights and 4 days, thinking I may get a little partying in......SHE has other ideas....SHE decides, I should be in intense pain and pretty much unbearable to be around. SHE certainly has impeccable timing. THANK YOU MOTHER NATURE for being so sensitive....*rolls eyes*