Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to
> someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her
> and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you. The girl
> said,
> "NO." Johnny said, " I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you
> bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She
> thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
> boyfriend. She called her boyfriend and told him the story. The boyfriend
> said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast. He won't even
> be able to get his pants down."
> She agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by and
> the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45
> minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened...... She said,
> "The bastard used quarters!"