Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of
>>>> American
>>>>Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was
>>>>puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the
>>>>headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his
>>>>headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one
>>>>feather."
>>>>
>>>> Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another
>>>> brave.
>>>>This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me
have
>>>>two
>>>>women: two women, two feathers."
>>>>
>>>> Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of
>>>>sexual partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now
>>>>the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say,
>>>>amused Ms. Walters. She
>>>>asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your
headdress?"
>>>>
>>>> The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me
>>>>sleep with 'em all. "Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em
>>>>all."
>>>>
>>>> Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
>>>>
>>>> The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo,
>>>>long like snake."
>>>>
>>>> Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
>>>>
>>>> The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any
>>>>style, me sleep with em all."
>>>>
>>>> With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."