How to Turn Someone Into A Budwieser Frog
Throughout the years shamans have practised
shapeshifting, the act of changing into an animal. Did they really change into an
animal or did they appear to? Have you noticed that some people seem
to have a certain animal energy? Some look and act like a cat when you
look at and talk with them. Others remind you of a dog and still others
remind you of a bear. Are they shapeshifting or do they think like that
animal which they resemble? Do others see them as you do? In this spell
to change someone into a frog I am not saying literally change them
into a frog but change the way people look at them and how they look
at themselves. Their dreams will be of wallowing in mud and eating
bugs.
To reverse the spell do a symbolic death of
them as a frog and a rebirth as a human.
SUPPLIES:
4 Blue candles (relates to water, the frogs
home)
Water incense (any)
Frog (Don't worry, we won't be sacrificing it)
Clear glass Beermug (for frog)
Picture of person to be turned into frog
Bugs (to feed the frog)
A Budwieser to teach the frog his line in the commercial
Start out by placing the picture under the
frog's Beermug, where it can start absorbing the frog energy. Light the incense, cense the ritual
area, and the candles which you have placed at each of the four quarters.
Stand in the East and say,"I call upon the frogs from of
the Bavarian Beer swamps in the east to come and witness the birth of one of yours."
Stand in the South and say,"
I call upon the Great Spirit Louie to come and witness the birth
of one of yours."
Stand in the West and say,"I call upon the Elements of the
God Coors to come and witness the birth of one of yours."
Stand in the Mid-West and sing,"I call upon the Elements
of the God ... Budwieser (you said it all), to come and witness
the birth of one of yours."
Concentrate on the frog. See the frog's energy
and see the picture under the frog beermug. See the frogs energy
now oozing into the photo, becoming the photo. See the person
in the photo start to change until they take on the form of a frog. See their
birth from frog's egg, to tadpole to eventually a frog. This person
takes on the frogs personality, habits, appearance, everything
that a frog does and is this person will do. Now take the photo
of the person and go to each of the quarters starting with the
East holding the photo to the frogs in that quarter and recite,"Frogs
in the East, hear my voice, Behold, another is born into the watery
realm of the Budwieser kingdom". Do this to south, west and
north. Now feed the frog the bugs and a Budwieser to wash it down
in thanks for his help in making this possible. To help make the
spell stick send the person a picture of a frog, their new appearance.
You can also send them other pictures of frogs to show him/her
their new family. From this time on they are no longer a human
but a toad.
Altered from Vidar Andrewson - Mind Fire