Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the
breeze.
1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!...She bought
an air conditioner."
2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid,
she bought one of them new fangled warshin' mochines!"
1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly: "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber
than both yer wifes put together! I was going through
her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I
found 6 condoms in thar."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about
that?"
3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker."
