Grope me gently, airport security guard Run your firm hands along my thigh Remove my shoes and softly stroke me feet
You're the only reason that I fly
Rummage through my dirty underwear Touch my toothbrush with those same hands Ball my dry-cleaned shirts into a wad
Then take a closer look inside my pants
Detain me and search me Make your country proud
Grope me gently airport security guard Run your firm hands along my thigh Brush you big wand across my butt cheeks
You're the only reason that I fly!!!