funny
This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills! If
you
>skip any, you have to read the last one! Unbelievable, but supposedly
>all true!!!!
> >
> > =================================
> >
> > Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
> >
> > Female customer: A white one...
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
> >
> > Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
> >
> > Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
> >
> > Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
> >
> > Customer: No, wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's
still
>on my desk... sorry....
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of
the
>screen.
> >
> > Customer: Your left or my left?
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
> >
> > Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
> >
> > Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
> >
> > Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not
>Bill Gates.
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
>time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.
> >
> > I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,
>but the computer still says he can't find it...
> >
> > ============== =
> >
> > Customer: I have problems printing in red...
> >
> > Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
> >
> > Customer: Aaaah...................thank you.
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
> >
> > Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
> >
> > Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
> >
> > Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
> >
> > Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back
> >
> > Customer:! OK
> >
> > Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
> >
> > Customer: Yes
> >
> > Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there
>another keyboard?
> >
> > Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does
work...
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a
>capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
> >
> > Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
> >
> > == =============
> >
> > Customer: can't get on the Internet.
> >
> > Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
> >
> > Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
> >
> > Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
> >
> > Customer: Five stars.
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
> >
> > Customer: Netscape.
> >
> > Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
> >
> > Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen
saver
>on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > Tech support: How may I help you?
> >
> > Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
> >
> > Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
> >
> > Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I
>get the circle around it?
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her
>printer.
> >
> > Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
> >
> > Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good
point.
>The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window,
> >
> > and his printer is working fine."
> >
> > ===============
> >
> > And last but not least...
> >
> > Tech support: "Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
>the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle
> >
> > of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program
>Manager"
> >
> > Customer: I don't have a P.
> >
> > Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
> >
> > Customer: What do you mean?
> >
> > Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Bob.
> >
> > Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!