So, I was playing scrabble with the hubby on facebook and look what letters came up :P
sirvalor: I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
->sirvalor: ewwwww
sirvalor: Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
sirvalor: Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
sirvalor: I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
->sirvalor: lol
sirvalor: Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!
sirvalor: Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass
sirvalor: Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(
->sirvalor: are you on some pickup line site or something?
->sirvalor: lmfao
sirvalor: You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.
->sirvalor: lol
sirvalor: I need your name and number
->sirvalor: ummm no
sirvalor: Hey baby. You got a jersey?
->sirvalor: lol... Hugh used to tell me that one all the time
sirvalor: I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
->sirvalor: lmao
sirvalor: You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way
LOL... Goes to show how long it's been since I was naughty with random guys... I had no clue what he meant at first...
CrazyBunny: add me jippojoe@yahoo.com
->CrazyBunny: lol yeah but only real friends get that
CrazyBunny: Do you have yahoo messenger
->CrazyBunny: play?
CrazyBunny: Hey wanna play
I think this is the 4th time this guy has sent me this (different account before of course)
then i got this in my shoutbox....
foenix (sl...: hi would you be interested in living somewhere where you'd never have to wokr or do chores? where you'd be supported and taken care of?
I must be old meat, because you people spoil me.
I've been thinking about blogging some of these for a while now. But I got one this morning that just took the cake and made me do it.
if i can find something that can compare to how beautiful i think u are, it would be easy. but yet not even a rose or even saying your angel can be used to justify it. i guess all that could be said is wow i think your hott and i hope you know that too
I know it's cheesy but I needed a pick-me-up :)
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