I work 147 hours a week packing boxes in my own house, going to 3 appointments, and dusting fans (3 hours of sleep per night if i'm lucky)
Baby is hungry, see you in 24 hours
I have kids, unlike the other 100,000 people online..
I work a full time job waiting on people to come into my store while I'm playing on facebook.
I have a boyfriend on the weekends..
I have only been on fubar for an hour, i have a migraine, like rate fan and add me, i come into your lounge whenever i lounge, despite my tooltip showing every lounge except yours.
I had to go pee, all that typing i was doing everywhere else was telepathic typing, and telepathic typing doesn't work in your lounge for some reason
Please leave your next dumb excuse in the comments, because my telepathic typer works everywhere except this blog