well what do you know...
I have gas! Knot just the friendly little foo-foo kind...knot even the slip right up the crack of your ass kind...butt no...it's the painful til you squeeze it through all your guts and almost kill yourself kind. Yes I know...you didn't want to know this.
And yes, it was very tricky of me to lure you here with my cute little pink text. You probably thought it would be another adventure in sex toy inventions. Sorry. *giggles* excuse me I farted again!
Sadly I am a little too nervous to sleep. My body isn't having much fun at 4:30am. Maybe you could get me a massage to help work out these bubbles of toxic odor so I may sleep a little bit.
:D thanks for checking in on me!!