I have come to the realization that Fubar is quite like high school. With high school you get a many tiered groups that choose to hang together. Theres the cool club, the jock club and the nerds...
Well I have also come to the realization that unlike high school I fit into none of these categories. So I have come up with my own group. Its named "Cornflake critters"or C-Squares. After deliberating with Hugh we have decided that in order to join the group you must follow these certain standards:
1. You must be over the legal drinking age
2. You must be versed in pig latin
3. You must realize that men have penises and woman have vaginas.
4. You must like eating cornflakes.
5. You must donate atleast 5 fubucks to the cause
6. We do not belive in drama but bad humor is allways good.
7. You have to admit that once in your life you have picked your nose and flicked it out the car window, unfortunatley splatting the car beside you.
8. You have been seen removing the underwear that has somehow gotten stuck in your crack.
9. You have asked a woman if shes pregnant and been emberassed when the answer was no
10.you must not talk with the sea turtle unless the turttle initiates the conversation
11. You are not a racist, bigamist, etc...
12. You can converse with others well
13. You can openly say that after going number 2 you have turned around to see how big it was.
After reading all these, you are actually laughing then you would be ideal for the group..
So far the group consists of Hugh and I so the potential for moving up on the ladder is huge....
Thank you for reading my lame blog entry, enjoy your day.......
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