(In an effort to help men, bisexual women and/or lesbians everywhere, I have compiled a list of picture types to avoid when posted as the primary photo on a woman's profile. I hope it helps people make better informed decisions)
PHOTO STYLE: Blurry
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Artistic
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Fat and/or covered in acne.
PHOTO STYLE: Up-close, dark photo
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Dark, enigmatic, deep
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Fat and/or hideous. Possibly an emo as well.
PHOTO STYLE: Extreme Angle
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Trendy, eccentric.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Ugly, perhaps the only picture of them in existence that hides that.
PHOTO STYLE: Extreme-Angled Boob Shot
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Sexy, naughty, desirable.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Fat and hiding their spare tire beneath their boobs. (By the way? We aren't fooled.)
PHOTO STYLE: Subtle Photo of "The Goods"
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Cute, fun, maybe naughty but not obvious.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Loves the cock, will give it up easily with a little flattery.
PHOTO STYLE: Obvious Photo of "The Goods"
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Sexy, hot, beautiful, etc.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Will make your life a living Hell to get some ass.
PHOTO STYLE: Extreme Close-up of any body part (minus the eyes)
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Sexy, hot, beautiful, etc.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Not their picture. Possibly fat, ugly, disfigured, etc
PHOTO STYLE: Only their eyes
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Deep, enigmatic.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Fat and/or the only reasonably attractive body part on them.
PHOTO STYLE: Person in a nice car
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: They have a nice car and a lot of money.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Likes nice cars and people who can afford them, (gold-digger). Probably drives a piece of shit.
PHOTO STYLE: Someone holding booze or drug paraphenalia
WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Fun, likes to party.
WHAT IT REALLY MEANS: Alcoholic and/or addict. When drunk will have sex with anything with a heart beat.