> A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of
> them
were Obama fans.
> Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by
> the teacher, All the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
>
> The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be
different...again.
> Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
> The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
> Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
> The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
> Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a
Republican,
> so I'm a Republican.'
>
> Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron
> and your dad was an idiot, What would that make
you?'
> With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama
> fan.'