About me huh? I am so confused. I don't even know whats going on here. There is too much to do and when you have A.D.D like me, then you really get all fucked up. My friend invited me and I'm all like "Okay" and now, I'm like...."What now!?!?!" She's cool though.

So I want a monkey and I haven't figured out his name yet. I guess I got to get the monkey first. But I wanna dress him in Dickies, a wife beater and Loc's and go for strolls on the beach with him to pick up chicks!

Speaking of Chicks....I think I am entitled to be with the hot ones. No, Im not attractive, smart, rich or famous but damn girl...I'll make you smile!

I'll add more when I think of it. Look forward to meeting you all. Bye


I LOVE me some booty. Not the "Cookie dough" booty, but the kind of booty that goes "BAM!!!!"


PORN is ALWAYS the answer when a chick asks "What do you wanna watch"?. I don't care really...it can be Barbie Porn, Midget Porn, HardCore Porn, Asian Porn...I like it all! (Except no gay porn. The Kid don't sway that way fellas)


I DON'T SMOKE POT....THAT'S JUST MY CREDIT SCORE!!