75 Year Old
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Female
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on April 1st
17
Hey Ya'll, my name is Beatrice Blake, and I'll be your Lost Cherry server tonight. LOL. What can I say about myself in this tiny space? I have been a waitress since I got pregnant at fifteen. I had to drop out of the seventh grade and work full time. I have spent all my life either on my feet or on my back, wink wink. I live by this motto: Once you go Blake, you never go bake. And I'm not picky, I'll nearly everyone stick it in my oven. I wish there was a giant waffle the size of a bed. I'd love to have a man take me on it, and splatter his man syrup all over me and the waffle bed.
75 Year Old
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Female
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on April 1st
Interests
I like reading mystery novels. But most stories seem too complicated at first, but then you realize they are just like waffles: full of holes. But I still enjoy reading my Nancy Drew novels. They help me build my vocabulary, if nothing else.
Music
Whatever is playing on the jukebox at Waffle House
Idols
I'd like to meet a man with eyes like syrup, so I can have him pour them over my naked body and make me feel like a waffle. And the madman himself:
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