77 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on March 5th
17
Have I got a deal for you. Just look at this beast of a car I have on my profile. Cobalt blue, at least I think it's Cobalt. I'm color blind, so what do I know? I'll tell you what I do know, is this is a heck of a car, at a heck of a price. Plush cotton seating that has conviniently already been broken in, and so has the car on several occasions. Criminals have great taste. I should know. And because I got this at the police impound, you know you're dealing with a fine piece of machinery. This engine screams luxury. Well, it just screams. Maybe it's thirsty for oil. Who knows these things? I'm no mechanic, I'm just a guy with a keen eye for value.
77 Year Old
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Male
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From Jacksonville, FL·
Joined on July 17, 2006
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Born on March 5th
Interests
I like urinating in the back seats of every car I sell. It's just sort of a macho hobby thing I do. It makes me smile knowing that whenever I sell a car to a teenage kid, that he's going to be having sex on the very seat I pissed on.
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Music
I try to discourage my customers from listening to music. Mostly I say this because the beaters I sell either have no radio, because it got stolen, or it's a busted radio, because they don't respond too well to getting urinated on.
Movies
Used Cars
Idols
Eddie Money so I could sell him a used car. I'm sure he's flush with cash.
