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XxBaysDrew FM2 DrewsBayxX'sBay: What are you doing?
Me: I am pouring superglue into a non-stick pan. Somebody is about to be wrong!!
Bay:............
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Last week I purchased a world map. I gave Bay a dart and Said to her, Throw this dart and wherever it lands, I'm taking you for vacation. Turns out we will be spending 3 weeks behind the fridge. 🤣 Bay Luv ❤️ 
Got a couple of sock puppets for sale. Anyone interested in taking them off my hands? 🤣 Bay Luv ❤️ 
Grocery prices are so high that I'm now being forced to eat the food I bring home from the grocery store! Bay Luv ❤️ 
So, it turns out that a home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift 🤷♂️. Bay Luv ❤️ 
Did you know hummingbirds are just regular birds that can't remember the lyrics? Bay Luv ❤️!!! 
If you're in first class on a flight sometimes they upgrade you to captain. Bay Luv ❤️ 
Koi fish always travel in groups of 4. If attacked Koi A,B, and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi. 🤣 Bay Luv ❤️ 
Welcome to FU where the age doesn't match the pic or the pic doesn't match the age. We are all supermodels here!! 🤣 Bay Luv ❤️ 
Apparently saying " Wow you've grown since I last saw you " isn't deemed acceptable when said to adults. Bay Luv ❤️ 
I'll be running a bit during likefest to help fam. If you need to remove me for a better runner then please let me know. I will add you back once you do. No hard feelings. Bay Luv ❤️ 
I'll consider myself an adult when the word tallywacker doesn't make me giggle!! Bay Luv ❤️ 😍 
Modern technology has simplified dating. For instance, an ankle monitor is a clear red flag. Bay Luv ❤️ 
I was watching a show called "10 steps to avoid a Shark attack ". I was really surprised that " Stay out of the water " wasn't step 1! Bay Luv ❤️! 
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