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dang daniel in the lions den's Status
The most moronic snowflake idiocy only exists between US. There is no reason for you to exclude me or for me to exclude you except that we both are human; and we suck; thanks for admiring me; now I will admire YOU...truth....
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Hopefully day 2 of public (costs $500 each summer...) pool is open and good weather for the public...my girlzz is CHOMPING at the bitt...both finally (with quizmatic body shapes) decided what they was wearing to swim IN...js...scarry shit as a dad of 2 girlzz that ain't match up in any way, shape, or form. I've questioned if I'm either of they dad's from day 2 of Cora being born....so very different girlz makes me feel like I'm in a choose your own adventure...Chapter 5...
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Anybody stupid enough to think they are more than a collection of pics and thoughts here is dreaming....kind of sad so many of us expect to be remembered once we die and can't hit buttons any more....ridiculous...nobody is immortal. Remember that...
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It's early and sober enuf to claim God bless Sunday morning...fu currs..thank you all for any and all prayers you've said for me. I pray for every fubie to be better....even the twats that hate me. (But only AFTER I helped them level....for the most part..)
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I has the single greatest collection of HONEST peeps...that don't hold me to wvery word or every anger...but back me up every DAMNED DAY....and the REAL peeps....who really appreciate me TOO....I appreciate so much. Thanks family....I have the GREATEST family bc 6 or 8 trifling witches pitched me to the curb...and my numbers are BETTER...Thanks idiot witches...
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Happy Sunday everybody that let's me be me and is still my friend!!! I APPRECIATE YOU...more since snowflakes decided they can't handle daniel....AFTER THEY ALL LEVELED with my help...just facts..
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Thank God I'm still healthy and young enough for vodka. Think I'm part Russian now. 100's of gallons of vodka make you Russian right?? Ok...just another rumor I guess...although...the Czech Republic and Russia are not so very far removed from each other. Js...
6 hrscomment
Snowflakery and cancel culture can go to hell....we ain't about that here. More truths. Happy Sunday every fubie who can just let a Bohunk vent every once...ffs....pansies is a word I was taught is now bad but I ain't think of a better one...
6 hrscomment
I'm reckless with my words when drunk but rarely wrong. If I offend you please feel free to opt out I ain't need snowflakes in my hardened corner of the world. "Move along please; you are no longer worthy of this level of entertainment...how DARE y'all call yourselves genx...lmmfao...(just speaking to peeps who unfriended me over status comments not deemed inflammatory BY ANY BOUNCERS...)
6 hrscomment
Many family spots open or recently available. If you can ignore a drunken, raging, Bohunk and click a lot of buttonzz too hit my chat. Generally top 50 most active. Just mouffy...and only when drunk....sorry girls that dumped me; still love you all..
16 hrscomment
Watching Your's, Mine, and Ours for about the 100th time an suddenly recognized that's Henry Fonda from On Golden Pond!!! Lmfao....literally like 100 times in...lmfao...I'm a dork...
1 daycomment
Was recently informed that if I'm asleep; with my boner pointed skyward; I hump the air like a dog....i kinda knew that but still fun times to share it with the family....Thanks BabyDoll...I needed more humiliation...lol.
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So I missed both sales. It's not a crime...lol. Coin poor til Wednesday or so tho..sorry buddiezz...bz bz..kids gotta eat...wear clothes...get schooled at Mario Cart...you know; the essentials of RL..
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Oh my...lol..
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That Heathen is the only elected official that even offers me a glimpse of the truth....EVER...hug that truth an enjoy it....just sayin truth again...it may be the last truth you ever see.....truth...
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Idiots that ain't understand things; "How can you possibly support that HEATHEN?!?" That heathen is the only one in the pack that understands what it is to work hard for something only to have it STOLEN from you by politics and bullshit and fake people who promise one thing and then do the opposite...something MOST FOLKS with some money....can understand...
2 dayscomment
Happy top 100 again....enjoy every libtard bastard...goat head an block me. I ain't gonna quit supporting the only candidate with AMERICA in mind...JUST SAYIN...even if he is a pig bastard...he puts us before his politics....just like we should him....truth.
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Anybody with money standing with our current diplomatic leaders....just take a nap like you expect your leaders to do....you'll be fine bc Trump is your next lame duck President!!! Yay!!!!!!
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As things stand we have the opportunity to elect a 34 time FELON to the Whitehouse...I'm all in...libtard idiot please BLOCK ME....I'm done with nice guy...it's gonna be ALL SALT from here on out...truth.
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Probably could have won my vote quite easily if she had left Bill when "he didn't have sex with THAT woman" and didn't call people concerned about their fiscal future "deplorables" for voting with they fiscal common sense...and didn't risk America's future on unencoded emails...she might have got my vote...
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