Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my bourbon, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on. It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

No matter how good a person you are, you're the asshole in someones story.

Welcome Summer!!!

I can't wait til I can hug people again.

I just want to go for a walk in the park.......

Happy weekend!

And just like that, it's March!!

The cops just left. They said if I'm going to walk around naked, to do it inside.

The best present is to be present.

Love is not something you say, it's something you do.

Moldy sausage huh? lmao!

....hmmm....

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you can aappreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so great things can fall together.

Happy Spring!

Everything will change when your desire to change exceeds your desire to hold on. Alan Cohen

Everything will change when your desire to change exceeds your desire to hold on.

I want to live where I don't have to see my neighbors, where I always have a parking spot, and people don't drive like assholes!!!

If you are going to make me out to be something I'm not, it'd be cool if you'd make me a DRAGON!!

Baby it's cold outside!!!

Woodstock 2019 is on for this year!!! If you were nude for the first one in 1969, they ask kindly not to come nude to this one. lol! awww!!