Day off. finishing up chores and heading to Tampa. Have a great day everyone.

Rough day at work. A lot of bumps along the way. 12 more hours tomorrow followed by seven days off.

Back to work. not busy and management has the day off. 12 hours won't be so bad today.

Been a long while. May be back here and there.

Night off, nothing to do

If a woman ever pulls out a knife on you during an argument, pull out some bread and mayo. Her womanly instincts will kick in and she'll make you a sandwich.

If I had a room full of boobs that would be my favorite room.

My silence doesn't mean I agree with your statement. It's just that the level of your ignorance has rendered me speechless

Flash Like its mardi gras Flash, Girl take off your bra Flash, Talking to all of you all Flash, This is a party call Flash Theres song ain't about your ass But I really love it when you Pass If you want me we can Smash My Baby doll

Even if you an A-cup girl, we can still play touch If you a B and C cup, girl I bet you could make me erupt D cups, be the ones that are driving me nuts Big breast never trouble me If you packing double D, Let everyone S double E

Bitch you ain't good for my health and I'm on a health kick.

Dwamn! Hey, that's all I'm a say right now. I'm at a loss for words, girl, you, girl, gon' take that bow. You lookin... boy, my lady would hate this. If she knew that I was out with her but I'm trippin off the waitress.

There are seven words I want to say to you girl.

I don't want to put no ring on your finger I just want to give you dick.

En la cama hago que mi nombre grite

Oh you think you the shit cause I just said you was beautiful.

Hola me names es Juan. Am looking para a green card. I am greet at lawn care and pul cleanen.

I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.

When drunk my phone should ask, "Are you sure you want to call this person?"

Conmigo se pone freaky