I have peeves, opinions and questions like everyone else. And some of my mindless observations and cliches are ridiculous, disgusting, repulsive, immoral, insensitive, thoughtless, sarcastic and just plain, downright shitty. So... let's get started with a few of those....It all started when I was a teenager, growing up in a tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. And when I looked up my family tree, I found three dogs using it. And I wasn't pretty as a baby. My mother used to feed me with a sling shot. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. As a matter of fact, it got so bad I remember dreaming I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. JESUS!!! And if I stepped on a cornflake, would that make me a cereal killer? I found a great way to attract money... work!

I have peeves, opinions and questions like everyone else. And some of my mindless observations and cliches are ridiculous, disgusting, repulsive, immoral, insensitive, thoughtless, sarcastic and just plain, downright shitty. So... let's get started with a few of those....It all started when I was a teenager, growing up in a tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. And when I looked up my family tree, I found three dogs using it. And I wasn't pretty as a baby. My mother used to feed me with a sling shot. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. As a matter of fact, it got so bad I remember dreaming I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. JESUS!!! And if I stepped on a cornflake, would that make me a cereal killer? I found a great way to attract money... work! And speak

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Let's make this really simple... no matter how many points I have or what level I am in, I will NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" person, then expect NOTHING. If clicking upon your photo I come across with a "You Need To Be A Friend First Before Viewing "So-So's" Page", or If "Permission is needed to polish your precious blings", or If I see you will not allow anyone to own you... yet I see you are currently owned..... YOU GET NOTHING! But you need us "little people" to meet your Fan, Friend and Poke requirements. It's clear we are NOT deserving to be in your presence... unless we wish to ask you "Pretty please" first. Believe me when I tell you.... you ain't got it like that. And no one gives a s--t. YOU accentuate the FULL meaning of FUBAR. If I were YOU, I would Google the acronym FUBAR, only if your "

Let's make this really simple... No matter how many points I have or what level I am in, I will NEVER, NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" person, then expect nothing more then your putrid ratings and likes..... MAYBE. If clicking upon your photo I come across with a "You Need To Be A Friend First Before Viewing "So-So's" Page", or If "Permission is needed to polish your precious blings", or If I see you will not allow anyone to own you... yet I see you are currently owned..... YOU GET NOTHING! But you need us "little people" to meet your Fan, Friend and Poke requirements. It's clear we are not deserving to be in your presence... unless we wish to ask you "Pretty please" first. But, believe me when I tell you.... you ain't got it like that. And no one gives a s--t. YOU accentuate the FULL meaning of FUBAR.

Let's make this really simple... No matter how many points I have or what level I am in, I will NEVER, NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" kind-of-person, then expect nothing more then your putrid ratings and likes..... MAYBE. That is, if clicking upon your photo I come across with a "You Need To Be A Friend First Before Viewing "So-So's" Page".... YOU GET NOTHING. If permission is needed polish your precious blings.... YOU GET NOTHING. If I see that you will not allow anyone to own you... yet I see you are currently owned..... YOU GET NOTHING. But you need us "little people" to meet your Fan, Friend and Poke requirements. You are fortunate I am but a handful of FuBarians who couldn't give a rat's exit for manure. It's clear we are not deserving to be in your presence... unless we wish to ask you "Pretty p

Let's make this as simple as possible. No matter how many points I have or what level I am in, I will NEVER, NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" kind-of-person, then expect nothing more then your putrid ratings and likes..... MAYBE. That is, if clicking upon your photo I come across with a "You Need To Be A Friend First Before Viewing "So-So's" Page".... YOU GET NOTHING. If permission is needed polish your precious blings.... YOU GET NOTHING. If I see that you will not allow anyone to own you... yet I see you are currently owned..... YOU GET NOTHING. I will never go BEYOND your first page. Yet, you need us "little people" to meet your Fan, Friend and Poke requirements. You are fortunate I am but a handful people FuBarians who couldn't give a rat's exit for manure. I fully understand I am not deserving to b

Let's make this as simple as possible. No matter how many points I have or what level I am in, I will NEVER, NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" kind-of-person, then expect nothing more then your putrid ratings and likes..... MAYBE. That is, if clicking upon your photo I come across with a "You Need To Be A Friend First Before Viewing "So-So's" Page".... YOU GET NOTHING. If permission is needed polish your precious blings.... YOU GET NOTHING. If I see that you will not allow anyone to own you... yet I see you are currently owned..... YOU GET NOTHING. I will never go BEYOND your first page. Yet, you need us "little people" to meet your Fan, Friend and Poke requirements. You are fortunate I am but a handful people FuBarians who couldn't give a rat's exit for manure. I fully understand I am not deserving to b

Let's make this as simple as possible. No matter how many points I have or what level I am in, I will NEVER, NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" kind-of-person, then expect nothing more then your putrid ratings and likes. I will never go BEYOND your first page. I fully understand I do not deserve to be in your presence... unless I wish to ask you "Pretty please". Believe me when I tell you.... you ain't got it like that... and nobody gives a s--t. YOU accentuate the FULL meaning of FUBAR. If I were YOU, I would Google the acronym FUBAR, only if your "Comprehension Level" barely reaches a one. Also, I LUV only WOMEN!!. Women only! Simple. One way road. Nothing complicated. No confusion or astonishment expected. So don't f--king ask and just stick to dancing your polkas.

Let's make this as easy as possible. No matter how many points or level I am in, I will NEVER, NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" kind-of-person, then expect nothing more then your putrid ratings and likes. I will never go BEYOND your first page. I fully understand I do not deserve to be in your presence... unless I wish to ask you "Pretty please". Believe me when I tell you.... you ain't got it like that... and nobody gives a s--t. YOU accentuate the FULL meaning of FUBAR. I would Google the acronym FUBAR if your "Comprehension Level" barely reaches a one. Also, I LUV only WOMEN!!. Women only! Simple. One way road. Nothing complicated. So don't f--king ask and stick to dancing your polkas.

Let's make this as easy as possible. No matter how many points or level I am in, I will NEVER, NEVER, EVER... deny anyone the ability to polish blings, deny ownership, FORCE YOU to be added as a friend nor deny any comments you might make. If you're one of those self-centered, egotistical, narcarcistic, "I think I'm better than you" kind-of-person, then expect nothing more then your putrid ratings and likes. I will never go BEYOND your first page. I fully understand I do not deserve to be in your presence... unless I wish to ask you "Pretty please". Believe me when I tell you.... you ain't got it like that... and nobody gives a s--t. YOU accentuate the FULL meaning of FUBAR. I would Google it if your "Comprehension Level" is a one.

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