LIFE IS TO SHORT FOR SHITTY SEX

WHEN YOU GET BANGED HARDER THAN A SCREEN DOOR IN A HURRICANE.....HEAVEN

IS IT TO MUCH TO ASK FOR....ALL I WANT IS TO GET BANGED HARDER THAN A SCREENDOOR IN A HURRICANE

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. IM NOT GONNA SPOUT THAT NEW YEAR NEW ME BS....IM STILL GONNA BE THE SAME SARCASTIC BITCH YALL KNOW AND LOVE

NEED SOME ADULT BEVERAGES AND SHENANIGANS.

BE GLAD WHEN THE RAINY WEATHER IS GONE

A BIG SHOUT OUT TO THE ONE WHO REPORTED MY PROFILE PIC.....YOU DA BESTEST

THERE ARE SOME MEN OUT THERE THAT RUIN IT FOR THE GOOD GUYS BY BEING TOTAL DIPSHITS

MY NAUGHTY PICS DOESN'T MEAN I WANT YOU SLIPPIN INTO MY DM'S TALKIN NASTY

SERIOUSLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOME MEN?

NAUGHTY SHENANIGANS

HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY

IT ME BERFDAY.....WOOOOO

JUST WANNA FEEL THAT STING FROM A NEW TATTOO

Friendship is overrated

When a friend you thought was a ride

WHEN A FREIND YOU THOUGHT WAS A RIDE

ADULTING SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

DO NOT COME BEGGING TO SEE MY NSFW ALBUMS THEN GET BUTTHURT WHEN I SAY NO AND THEN INSULTING ME...LET'S ME KNOW RIGHT THEN AND THERE I MADE THE RIGHT DECISION IN SAYING NO TO YOUR LOSER ASS...SMMFH

YA KNOW I COULD USE SOME OF THOSE LICKS, NIBBLES, KISSES, RUBS, AND CUDDLES YOU GENTLEMEN KEEP POKING ME WITH IN REAL LIFE