So.....was playing with the dogs last night....ball came back off wall....husky ran at full pelt to get it....forgot I was stood there awaiting balls return....smash....it was a great night....legs not in any state to be walking for a while....

Tuesday Jan 8th.... National war on poverty day... National counteract your worries day.... National bubble bath day.... If its your birthday you are in good company....it is also Elvis Presleys today.... Kids are funny, here is some test answers from our mini mes.... Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed.... at the bottom... In a word describe school....hell... What ended in 1896....1895.... Name 6 animals that live in the arctic...6 polar bears... Have a great day all.

Happy Monday..... Three guys go on a skiing trip together... When they get to the ski lodge there are not enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.... In the middle of the night...the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says...Wow...I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job.... The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up, and says that he had the same dream, too. The guy in the middle says...Wow thats funny, I dreamed I was skiing.

January 7th 2019..... National Harlem Globetrotters Day.... National *im not having it anymore day.... National Orthodox Xmas Day.... The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I  knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when  the light is red. Appalled, she responded..... What on earth are blind people doing driving...... I recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.....The reason....Too  many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there  anymore...... My friend went to a local Mcdonalds and ordered a burger....She  asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce....He said he was sorry,  but they only had iceberg.

January 7th 2019..... National Harlem Globetrotters Day.... National *im not having it anymore day.... National Orthodox Xmas Day.... The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I  knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when  the light is red. Appalled, she responded..... What on earth are blind people doing driving...... I recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.....The reason....Too  many deer were being hit by cars and she didn't want them to cross there  anymore...... My friend went to a local Mcdonalds and ordered a burger....She  asked the person behind the counter for minimal lettuce....He said he was sorry,  but they only had iceberg.

Current mood.... unsatisfied...hungry...ravenous...erotic....randy....libidinous.....bored....tired.....spontaneous and cold.....probably the most confusing concoction of feelings I have ever faced.

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Im seriously bored.....this could get dangerous.....somebody amuse me quick.

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Im seriously bored.....this could get dangerous

Status: Saturday 5th January 2019..... NATIONAL KETO DAY ...NATIONAL BIRD DAY NATIONAL WHIPPED CREAM DAY... Married couple on honeymoon, walking through a market when they hear Jamaican Say....You foreigners....Come in. Come into my humble shop... The married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them...I ave some sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex... the wife was really interested after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he did not need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man....How could sandals make you a sex freak.... The Jamaican replied....Just try dem on, Mon..... the husband, finally gave in. As soon as he slipped them on his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife had not seen....In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pant, the man screamed.. you got them on the wrong feet

Saturday 5th January 2019..... – NATIONAL KETO DAY – NATIONAL BIRD DAY – NATIONAL WHIPPED CREAM DAY...... Married couple on honeymoon, walking through a market when they hear Jamaican Say....You foreigners....Come in. Come into my humble shop..... So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them...I ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex...... Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really did not need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man....How could sandals make you a sex freak.... The Jamaican replied....Just try dem on, Mon..... Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife had not seen before....In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down h

National Trivia Day.... National Spaghetti day..... A dream told me to choose the right path in a dream... 20 years of sex in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildo....the wife got angry and shouted....could you explain the dildo...the husband replied.....only when you explain the children A man walks into a library and says to the librarian.....Do you have that book for men with small penises.... The librarian looks on her computer and says....I don’t know if its in yet.... Yeah, that’s the one

What if........ just for one day.....nobody cared about blings and leaderboards......everyone was free to be human and just like profiles they genuinely like without worrying about the recognition they get from Fubar...but the recognition and conversation they receive from profiles they have liked...for one day....everybody read peoples bios....looked at the pictures and a gave a nice comment.....for one day....dropped the Fubar act and became who they really are.... we can only dream.....ill bet the leaderboards would look a lot different then.

Thursday Jan the 3rd.... Chocolate covered cherry day.... International sleep day.... So to be true to myself.... Heres my bio.... A caffeine based life form trying to elevate small talk into medium talk... Im done exploring the world, dealing with what I saw now.... I have sexdaily...... I mean dyslexia Anyway, time for fun... Girl to her boyfriend, One kiss and Ill be yours forever. The guy replies, Thanks for the warning. Man to wife on wedding night. Are you sure Im the first man you are sleeping with...Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels Why is Santa so jolly... cos he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Thursday Jan the 3rd.... Chocolate covered cherry day.... International sleep day.... So to be true to myself.... Here’s my bio.... A caffeine based life form trying to elevate small talk into medium talk... Im done exploring the world, dealing with what I saw now.... I have sexdaily...... I mean dyslexia Anyway, time for fun... Girl to her boyfriend, One kiss and Ill be yours forever.

The guy replies, Thanks for the warning. Man to wife on wedding night. Are you sure Im the first man you are sleeping with...Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others having sex in a elevator is wrong on so many levels Why is Santa so jolly... cos he knows where all the naughty girls live.

So, likes and rates disappeared. Its really not a surprise. If I got one like in a whole day, ended up 1000000000th in the leaderboard and met one really nice person, that would be my successful day. I think I may have misunderstood the purpose of this...... Never mind.... we keep going.

So this is Fubar..... The fine line between social networking and wasting your time. So which one are you..... The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The realist adjusts the sails And some random thoughts..... We are born crying, live complaining and die disappointed. I spend every business meeting wondering how they got the table through the door. I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire. The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall... The owner asks the clerk...Whats with that guy over there by the wall The clerk says... Well he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldnt find the cough syrup...so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative... You idiot...You cant treat a cough with laxatives Oh yeah. Look at him, hes afraid to cough

January 2nd...... National science fiction day...... National run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes day...... National Buffet day........ Morning sex Proven to be more effective than coffee Im a huge fan of inappropriate behaviour... The quiet ones are always the kinkiest.... Once a little boy went into his mums room. He saw his mum bouncing on his dad he said mum what are you doing she said im just flattening daddy stomach and the boy said well mum its no good because when you go shopping the next door neighbour comes round and blows it back up again.

January 2nd...... National science fiction day...... National run it up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes day...... National Buffet day........ Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee… Im a huge fan of inappropriate behaviour... The quiet ones are always the kinkiest.... Once a little boy went into his mums room. He saw his mum bouncing on his dad he said mum what are you doing she said im just flattening daddy stomach and the boy said well mum its no good because when you go shopping the next door neighbour comes round and blows it back up again.

NATIONAL HANGOVER DAY .NATIONAL BLOODY MARY DAY My wife was standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me I feel horrible I look old fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. I replied Your eyesight's damn near perfect 3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep The other wants to know if penguins have knees Xmas holidays.... far too much time in my hands.

.NATIONAL HANGOVER DAY .NATIONAL BLOODY MARY DAY My wife was standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me I feel horrible I look old fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment. I replied Your eyesight's damn near perfect