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LoneWolf's MUMMs (26)   



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TitleStatusViewsCommentsVotesResults 
Good guard dogexpired18058
German Shepard 50.0% (5 votes)
Rottweiler 30.0% (3 votes)
Doberman 10.0% (1 votes)
Chihuahua 10.0% (1 votes)
 
clown showexpired17652
Hillary 50.0% (1 votes)
Trump 50.0% (1 votes)
Cruz 0% (0 votes)
Sanders 0% (0 votes)
 
The lessor evilexpired17342
Hillary 66.7% (2 votes)
Sanders 33.3% (1 votes)
Trump 0% (0 votes)
Cruz 0% (0 votes)
 
Cruz controlexpired18537
put us back to Dark Ages 71.4% (5 votes)
be ok 28.6% (2 votes)
 
Trump presidencyexpired17148
WW3 87.5% (7 votes)
we'd all get rich 12.5% (1 votes)
 
Old Cowboysexpired12340
Gary Cooper 50.0% (1 votes)
John Wayne 50.0% (1 votes)
Richard Boone 0% (0 votes)
William Boyd 0% (0 votes)
Smiley Burnett 0% (0 votes)
Gabby Hayes 0% (0 votes)
Tom Mix 0% (0 votes)
 
Hitchhikerexpired120234
Hell no! 50.0% (3 votes)
of course I would! 33.3% (2 votes)
maybe 16.7% (1 votes)
 
What's the beef?expired114517
Ignore mumms 52.9% (9 votes)
no it's a Holy site 23.5% (4 votes)
mumms are sacred 17.6% (3 votes)
I'm a MummCop 5.9% (1 votes)
 
If a tree fallsexpired26225
slip away if dead 44.4% (4 votes)
check for life 33.3% (3 votes)
call for help 22.2% (2 votes)
 
Going on Italian Cruise?expired11953
stay on solid land 50.0% (3 votes)
go 33.3% (2 votes)
Have your head examined 16.7% (1 votes)
 
Captain Cowardexpired24313
No 28.6% (2 votes)
Maybe 28.6% (2 votes)
Easter bunny is real 28.6% (2 votes)
Yes 14.3% (1 votes)
 
Who to vote for?expired25467
Obama 26.7% (4 votes)
Donald Duck 26.7% (4 votes)
Santorum 20.0% (3 votes)
Three Stooges 20.0% (3 votes)
Ron Paul 6.7% (1 votes)
Romney 0% (0 votes)
Gingrich 0% (0 votes)
 
what's for supper.expired11471
arroz con gandules 50.0% (1 votes)
tacos 50.0% (1 votes)
Lechon asado 0% (0 votes)
 
Home schoolingexpired2574
yes 50.0% (3 votes)
I don't care about Fluffy! 33.3% (2 votes)
no 16.7% (1 votes)
 
Catastrophic future?expired262312
Option B 66.7% (8 votes)
Option A 33.3% (4 votes)
 
Broncos vs Patriotsexpired29913
yes 58.8% (10 votes)
not a snowballs chance in hell 23.5% (4 votes)
maybe 17.6% (3 votes)
 
Best Motorcycleexpired11852
Harley-Davidson 50.0% (2 votes)
Honda 25.0% (1 votes)
Indian 25.0% (1 votes)
Yamaha 0% (0 votes)
BMW 0% (0 votes)
NSU 0% (0 votes)
Yamasaki 0% (0 votes)
Suzuki 0% (0 votes)
Other 0% (0 votes)
 
Best guard dogexpired128104
German Shepard 28.6% (2 votes)
Rottweiler 28.6% (2 votes)
Collie 14.3% (1 votes)
Wolf 14.3% (1 votes)
Chihuahua 14.3% (1 votes)
American bulldog 0% (0 votes)
English bulldog 0% (0 votes)
Cocker Spaniel 0% (0 votes)
Coyote 0% (0 votes)
Poodle 0% (0 votes)
 
Treesexpired116140
joshua 37.5% (3 votes)
Arizona cypress 37.5% (3 votes)
all of the above 25.0% (2 votes)
oak 0% (0 votes)
elm 0% (0 votes)
willow 0% (0 votes)
mulberry 0% (0 votes)
pine 0% (0 votes)
eucalyptus 0% (0 votes)
china berry 0% (0 votes)
 
To discipline a childexpired111134
Old fashioned whipping 33.3% (4 votes)
take privileges away 33.3% (4 votes)
time outs 16.7% (2 votes)
show by example 8.3% (1 votes)
or what? 8.3% (1 votes)
paddling 0% (0 votes)
beg child to behave 0% (0 votes)
yell at child 0% (0 votes)
threaten child 0% (0 votes)
 
Best place to live?expired120138
beach 50.0% (8 votes)
mountains 37.5% (6 votes)
plains 6.2% (1 votes)
forest 6.2% (1 votes)
desert 0% (0 votes)
 
Next Presidentexpired118182
Donald Duck 37.5% (3 votes)
Obama 25.0% (2 votes)
Cain 12.5% (1 votes)
Perry 12.5% (1 votes)
Paul 12.5% (1 votes)
Romney 0% (0 votes)
Bachmann 0% (0 votes)
Gingrich 0% (0 votes)
Biden 0% (0 votes)
Cher 0% (0 votes)
 
Best home defense?expired115256
all of these 47.6% (20 votes)
45 automatic 16.7% (7 votes)
357 magnum 11.9% (5 votes)
mean lil chihuahua 7.1% (3 votes)
50 cal. machine gun 4.8% (2 votes)
momma's skirt 4.8% (2 votes)
water pistol 2.4% (1 votes)
ninja sword 2.4% (1 votes)
machete 2.4% (1 votes)
sling shot 0% (0 votes)
 
Snakeexpired1161212
Option D 30.4% (7 votes)
Option A 26.1% (6 votes)
Option B 26.1% (6 votes)
Option C 17.4% (4 votes)
 
Politicians exempt?expired20923
Nay 65.2% (15 votes)
Yay 34.8% (8 votes)
 
CPR for an animal?expired245249
Yay 77.6% (38 votes)
Nay 22.4% (11 votes)
 
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