I come on here to unwind, to get away from the daily grind
To chat with old friends, make new friends, and bring my day to an end

I'm not here for your personal enjoyment, so think about that for a moment
I don't want to Skype, Yahoo, MSN, or any of the sorts that you call what you like

I am just honest, not a Bitch so keep on walking if you wish!
I don't flash and I don't show and I have no NSFW photos!

If you're under 30 and think you're being flirty
I just sigh and walk on by
I like my conversations with flare and zest
Not some drama filled with mess

Just cause you're close doesn't mean I want to meet
Just so you can see what it's like under my sheets

If you can't get past your penis, You'll never get past my meanness!
No matter how big you think it is, the next person will think it's smaller than his

Trying to know me in a 10 min chat is like trying to give a bath to a cat!
It took me a lifetime to be this way so how can you learn this all in one day?

There are lots of things that just won't fly like starting things off with a lie
If you're married or attached it doesn't mean that we can't chat