52 Year Old
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Male
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From Denton, TX·
Joined on August 9, 2006
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Born on December 5th
17
Chain-Smoking Couch Potato, 35 (but looks 55), card-carrying NRA member, shoots roller bladers on sight. Hates to laugh, but loves watching you scuba dive while I drink Pina Coladas on a bass boat. Seeking morose, big-breasted bisexual lesbian with independent income and thong bikini. You must own a techno-rock dance-mix CD collection that I can borrow when I deejay at Herpes Singles Night. Will take you out even during Monday Night Football, but only to topless bars that have big-screen TVs. Nude photo gets mine
52 Year Old
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Male
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From Denton, TX·
Joined on August 9, 2006
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Born on December 5th
